90% of the people in the USA will be dead within 5-10 years

[Emily_Haines]

I feel bad for those of you still working. This is no way to spend your last few precious moments.

Super Volcano will wipe us out

[darrell74]

Oh Emily, nice to see you still have a sense of humor.

I enjoyed the advice on how to not be afraid to sell your body, or murder someone for food.

[GunShard]

That erupts every 10,000 years. It's not going to start anytime soon.

[jeweneL]

That was something interesting but don't worry too much, enjoy life!

[Hotdiggity11]

Let me guess, the North Koreans will kill the other 10%?

[rkelly110]

Yeah, those posts below were hilarious. If that magma is that close to the surface and the
pressure is being relieved, I don't see it erupting with great force. IMO

[Emily_Haines]

I was wrong ---- looks like we will all be dead on May 21, 2011

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/05/12/2011-05-12_world_will_end_on_may_21_says_exmta_worker_robert_fitzpatrick_whos_putting_money.html

What are you planning to do with your final 5 days of life?

[stevenash]

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/...ing_money.html

1Again the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, 2Son of man, speak to the children of thy people, and say unto them, When I bring the sword upon a land, if the people of the land take a man of their coasts, and set him for their watchman: 3If when he seeth the sword come upon the land, he blow the trumpet, and warn the people; 4Then whosoever heareth the sound of the trumpet, and taketh not warning; if the sword come, and take him away, his blood shall be upon his own head. 5He heard the sound of the trumpet, and took not warning; his blood shall be upon him. But he that taketh warning shall deliver his soul. 6But if the watchman see the sword come, and blow not the trumpet, and the people be not warned; if the sword come, and take any person from among them, he is taken away in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at the watchman's hand.
7So thou, O son of man, I have set thee a watchman unto the house of Israel; therefore thou shalt hear the word at my mouth, and warn them from me. 8When I say unto the wicked, O wicked man, thou shalt surely die; if thou dost not speak to warn the wicked from his way, that wicked man shall die in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at thine hand. 9Nevertheless, if thou warn the wicked of his way to turn from it; if he do not turn from his way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul.

10Therefore, O thou son of man, speak unto the house of Israel; Thus ye speak, saying, If our transgressions and our sins be upon us, and we pine away in them, how should we then live? 11Say unto them, As I live, saith the Lord GOD, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked; but that the wicked turn from his way and live: turn ye, turn ye from your evil ways; for why will ye die, O house of Israel? 12Therefore, thou son of man, say unto the children of thy people, The righteousness of the righteous shall not deliver him in the day of his transgression: as for the wickedness of the wicked, he shall not fall thereby in the day that he turneth from his wickedness; neither shall the righteous be able to live for his righteousness in the day that he sinneth. 13When I shall say to the righteous, that he shall surely live; if he trust to his own righteousness, and commit iniquity, all his righteousnesses shall not be remembered; but for his iniquity that he hath committed, he shall die for it. 14Again, when I say unto the wicked, Thou shalt surely die; if he turn from his sin, and do that which is lawful and right; 15If the wicked restore the pledge, give again that he had robbed, walk in the statutes of life, without committing iniquity; he shall surely live, he shall not die. 16None of his sins that he hath committed shall be mentioned unto him: he hath done that which is lawful and right; he shall surely live.

17Yet the children of thy people say, The way of the Lord is not equal: but as for them, their way is not equal. 18When the righteous turneth from his righteousness, and committeth iniquity, he shall even die thereby. 19But if the wicked turn from his wickedness, and do that which is lawful and right, he shall live thereby. 20Yet ye say, The way of the Lord is not equal. O ye house of Israel, I will judge you every one after his ways.

21And it came to pass in the twelfth year of our captivity, in the tenth month, in the fifth day of the month, that one that had escaped out of Jerusalem came unto me, saying, The city is smitten. 22Now the hand of the LORD was upon me in the evening, afore he that was escaped came; and had opened my mouth, until he came to me in the morning; and my mouth was opened, and I was no more dumb.

23Then the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, 24Son of man, they that inhabit those wastes of the land of Israel speak, saying, Abraham was one, and he inherited the land: but we are many; the land is given us for inheritance. 25Wherefore say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Ye eat with the blood, and lift up your eyes toward your idols, and shed blood: and shall ye possess the land? 26Ye stand upon your sword, ye work abomination, and ye defile every one his neighbour's wife: and shall ye possess the land? 27Say thou thus unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; As I live, surely they that are in the wastes shall fall by the sword, and him that is in the open field will I give to the beasts to be devoured, and they that be in the forts and in the caves shall die of the pestilence. 28For I will lay the land most desolate, and the pomp of her strength shall cease; and the mountains of Israel shall be desolate, that none shall pass through. 29Then shall they know that I am the LORD, when I have laid the land most desolate because of all their abominations which they have committed.

30Also, thou son of man, the children of thy people still are talking against thee by the walls and in the doors of the houses, and speak one to another, every one to his brother, saying, Come, I pray you, and hear what is the word that cometh forth from the LORD. 31And they come unto thee as the people cometh, and they sit before thee as my people, and they hear thy words, but they will not do them: for with their mouth they shew much love, but their heart goeth after their covetousness. 32And, lo, thou art unto them as a very lovely song of one that hath a pleasant voice, and can play well on an instrument: for they hear thy words, but they do them not. 33And when this cometh to pass, (lo, it will come,) then shall they know that a prophet hath been among them.

[newguy]

First time I have ever seen the bible quoted on SBR. It may have happened before - but I had never seen it!!!

[shari91]

wtf

[rkelly110]

If the end will happen 12 am Israel time, which is 7 hours from the east coast of the USA, I will
be pounding some beers, smoking my smokes on the deck, looking east, with my animals and wife by my side. I will look my maker in the eye. (depending on how many beers, maybe with one eye)

[Dad]

Wait, it's this Saturday????

But what about the Dallas/OKC game? Do you think maybe God can wait until after the game?

[blackbeSSt]

Wait, it's this Saturday????

But what about the Dallas/OKC game? Do you think maybe God can wait until after the game?

depends on what halftime line he gets

[CarpeDime]

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/...ing_money.html

What are you planning to do with your final 5 days of life?

emily i would strongly advise you to read and carefully consider the following:


O thee thy God son of Jacob whom thou hast unto him be spoken, and with thine light of Israel unto the Lord. Ye shall know whom shall he whom, for he who so shall, so shall he whom.

[Cougar Bait]

Has pimike been whispering sweet nothings in your ear??

[Wiggums5]

won't happen in our lifetime

[frankzig]

[itchypickle]

Let me guess, the North Koreans will kill the other 10%?

Diggity, don't get her numbers out of whack.....the N Korean nukes will only kill 5%, the fallout from the Japanese reactor will kill another 3% and the remaining 2% will be Cops and Tea Party members...so they will of course kill one another in a crossfire since they are all gun toting angry people.

[stealthyburrito]

The two most important things to keep in mind are stay hydrated and don't be afraid to murder someone for food

[floridagolfer]

I hope this happens. Then I won't have to deal with so many idiots on the highway on my way to work every day.

[BigdaddyQH]

Emily, we can only hope that you have less than 5 hours of life left in you. You are a very sick person. If there is anything I can do to hasten your demise from this planet, please let me know. I would be gaqld to assist you in any way possible if it means that we would never have to read your garbage again. You are a sick M.F.

[wtt0315]

guess i will move to the islands

[DwightShrute]

[Deuce]

[cant call it]

i only hope to have a sexplosion before the explosion.

[opie1988]

Wait, it's this Saturday????

But what about the Dallas/OKC game? Do you think maybe God can wait until after the game?

Fukk...I certainly hope so!

I was invited to watch this game in a luxury suite at the AAC.

If Emily is right about this whole deal....this could be very inconvenient for me!

[jarretman]

this is way 2 funny no one knows when the world will end

[Vegas_bond]

I feel bad for those of you still working. This is no way to spend your last few precious moments.

Super Volcano will wipe us out

Working who, excuseme?

[Ace_of_Spades]

[jonmic]

haha just straight redic here

[bettilimbroke999]

The LORD was on the Yankees HUGE tonight and cant believe that meltdown he says hes going to end the world later tonight so that he doesnt have to pay his bookie

Thanks alot Yankees!

[THEGREAT30]

thought everyone was going to die May 20,2011?

[ouman101]

I'm still waiting for North Korea to attack us. They should have been here and killed us about a year ago according to you

Try posting winners instead

[Cicima6709]

This is BS, the world better not end before my series bets on the BOS/TB series are graded. Im winning most of that shit right now.

[mrmarket]

Senior hippo hopscotch hornswoggle! The end is upon us!

Rat cellardoor match stem corn dog!