TOP 5 crybabies at SBR Poker

**Emily_Haines** · 07-25-12, 07:27 PM

Cool story bro

**bobbywaves** · 07-25-12, 08:37 PM

At least you're ranked #1 in something.

**downsouth** · 07-25-12, 09:15 PM

Come on Emily. You have to know you'd take cake as biggest whiner. It's really not even close. Come on, who else could it be

**Hurls** · 07-25-12, 09:43 PM

come on enkballs talk shit to someones face not internet thats weak you wouldnt dare, probably some weird techno freak from switzerland

**Optional** · 07-25-12, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by Hurls

come on enkballs talk shit to someones face not internet thats weak you wouldnt dare, probably some weird techno freak from switzerland

Careful man. I've heard Enk is connected, down South. If you know what I mean.

**Emily_Haines** · 07-25-12, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by Optional

Careful man. I've heard Enk is connected, down South. If you know what I mean.

Just a dumb Russian living on $14 a day. Would have thought he maybe had bigger things to worry about than my complaining. But whatever.

**Hurls** · 07-26-12, 05:34 AM

Originally posted by Optional

Careful man. I've heard Enk is connected, down South. If you know what I mean.

my main issue is that yea I used to say it was rigged a lot, but i have not in a while, still dont have my chat back and dont say much but kind words on these threads as of late, it is what it is though guess you never live down you past not that i care i have made pleny of mistakes but for someone who doesnt post that often to try to be all funny doesnt sit well with me, if it was on of the regs that posts all the time in this forum i would have just laughed, seriously i dont even know who this guy is.

**mikejamm** · 07-26-12, 06:20 AM

Dude I don't start a thread about every ridiculous coin flip bad beat! Although there have been several of them lately, mostly fuk'in river bullshit as usual! I play on the strength of my hand, pot odds, number of outs, etc.., which apprently around this fuk'in place doesn't work for shit, because of dumb fuks like you who will call with anything.

This site is a happy go lucky coin flip fuk fest! Nothing more! When I play live I do great, because real money poker players don't fuk'in play like this shit you see here, unless they're fuk'in donks and then I just take their money anyway. I've played here long enough though, to know what a piece of shit poker software program this is, and that's all I'm pointing out. No skill needed at all, just be a newbie, big mouth Covers convert, a non pro, an sbr employee with or without a second account or some other shrill who works for sbr in incognito, a degenerate losing better at sbr sponsored books of which they get a cut of, or your resident sbr power posting ass kisser. and all the coin flips will go your way!

**Wulfman14** · 07-26-12, 06:33 AM

careful enkhbat now you will receive a PM cursing you out from this nut job ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

**mikejamm** · 07-26-12, 06:44 AM

Originally posted by Hurls

my main issue is that yea I used to say it was rigged a lot, but i have not in a while, still dont have my chat back and dont say much but kind words on these threads as of late, it is what it is though guess you never live down you past not that i care i have made pleny of mistakes but for someone who doesnt post that often to try to be all funny doesnt sit well with me, if it was on of the regs that posts all the time in this forum i would have just laughed, seriously i dont even know who this guy is.

Yeah man, you went soft and now you're becoming a conformist sbr ass kisser! So you lost your chat, big fuk'in deal man! Wear it as a badge of honor! Nobody says anything in there worth a shit anyway, unless they're apologizing for calling your all in pocket AA with 3,2 os and then hitting trip duces on the fuk'in river!

Everybody here knows what shitty fuk'in poker software this is, the difference being you, Emily, and I, are the only ones with the balls to speak up about it! I don't give a shit who the fuk this Enkhbat dick is either, and he can go take a flying leap fuk in some foreign shit hole polluted river where his non American ass is from! This thread is about as stupid as the fuk'in douche bag spelling of that fuk'ed screen name of his!

**Hurls** · 07-26-12, 06:54 AM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Yeah man, you went soft and now you're becoming a conformist sbr ass kisser! So you lost your chat, big fuk'in deal man! Wear it as a badge of honor! Nobody says anything in there worth a shit anyway, unless they're apologizing for calling your all in pocket AA with 3,2 os and then hitting trip duces on the fuk'in river!

Everybody here knows what shitty fuk'in poker software this is, the difference being you, Emily, and I, are the only ones with the balls to speak up about it! I don't give a shit who the fuk this Enkhbat dick is either, and he can go take a flying leap fuk in some foreign shit hole polluted river where his non American ass is from! This thread is about as stupid as the fuk'in douche bag spelling of that fuk'ed screen name of his!

I am becoming soft on it only cause it is taking more of my energy to post about it than anything else. SBR is not going to do anything it is what it is. If i spend more of my time trying to just get better (cause I suck especially as of late) maybe I can build the the roll that I would like to have. There have been many good pts about the software and what it is like just right out of the box that makes sense to me, so I wouldnt call that rigged I would call that flawed. BOL Jamm

**Hurls** · 07-26-12, 06:55 AM

and I am not worried about not having chat I actually dont mind not having it, I havent even asked for it back could care less about that. W/O it more concentration on game not on chat.

**mikejamm** · 07-26-12, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by Wulfman14

careful enkhbat now you will receive a PM cursing you out from this nut job ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"Oh look me, I'm the scary neurotic wulfpiss, I take anxiety pills and live with a blow up doll because I can't get a real woman."

"I take out point loans and never pay them back and then threaten to come all the way to America and fight you over sbr points."

"I make sad sack videos begging for entry fee points, because I'm such a loser"

"I am wulfshit hear me roar.... ehhh I mean moan."

Go pay your fuk'in loans wulfdung!

**mikejamm** · 07-26-12, 07:04 AM

Originally posted by Hurls

and I am not worried about not having chat I actually dont mind not having it, I havent even asked for it back could care less about that. W/O it more concentration on game not on chat.

There you go man! Good attitude to have. I hope it helps, then again no amount of concentration can change a pre arranged and set up outcome. If its your night to win, you'll win, if not, well you know. Best of luck to you too Hurls.

**Wulfman14** · 07-26-12, 07:31 AM

mikejamm yur bitch of a mother should have swallowed

**PAULYPOKER** · 07-26-12, 07:52 AM

Emily, I used to be this way until I stopped playing 24/7...........

What I learned from this is although I believed playing poker 24/7 was great for my overall experience (making me a pro) I was fooling myself.What I mean by this is it fukked with my poker psyche horribly, in other words I became a horrible player using this approach.I became delusional, paranoid, undisciplined, reckless etc. in the poker sense of mind.This holds true to all things in life you indulge on excessively .

Don't think this is true?

Try and think back to when you first took up the game of poker,I'll bet you were a better player mostly because you were playing without an addictive personality, enjoying the game for what it was, not for "how unfair" it is.Also your luck of draw of the cards were most likely noticeably better which made you win more often..........

The very critical point I'm trying to make is this enjoyable winning was all in your own mind but as you progressed to full blown addiction, the game of poker became less enjoyable to you due to the negative beats that seemed to add up only because the human mind tends to remember negative over positive and when this gradually adds up your poker world eventually becomes a hopeless negative filled cause..........

The human mind is the most powerful existence on Earth,learn to work with it instead of abusing it and all things will become more clearer to you with each and every day you practice this approach...........

**mikejamm** · 07-26-12, 07:54 AM

Originally posted by Wulfman14

mikejamm yur bitch of a mother should have swallowed

Oh so now it's my mom fault huh? At least I have a mom you muslim dick suck'in piece of shit! Go ramadan someone up the ass you fuk'in non American loser douche bag! You hear that buzzing noise asshole? That's an American drone watching your stink'in muslim ass just waiting for you to make a stupid move! By the way my mom could kick the shit out of your puny weak scared ass!

**sweep** · 07-26-12, 07:55 AM

Wulfmans a real baby as well

**dumbmoney** · 07-26-12, 08:24 AM

Got to add an honorable mention to yisman. Doesn't seem like a bad guy, but the dude has a 17 page thread mostly filled with whining and bad beat stories under the guise of general poker discussion.

**Wulfman14** · 07-26-12, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Oh so now it's my mom fault huh? At least I have a mom you muslim dick suck'in piece of shit! Go ramadan someone up the ass you fuk'in non American loser douche bag! You hear that buzzing noise asshole? That's an American drone watching your stink'in muslim ass just waiting for you to make a stupid move! By the way my mom could kick the shit out of your puny weak scared ass!

again i am not muslim you uneducated incest bred fukkin whore. i wouldn t fight your mom i feel sorrry for her having a lil bitch asshole like you as a son is punishment enough. but if you really want to meet me and fight ill be back in NY in a few months. name the time andplace asshole of course you probably will come with a gun you cowardly stinking hick piece of shit./

**Wulfman14** · 07-26-12, 08:56 AM

right on the money with your list enkhbat

**Enkhbat** · 07-26-12, 09:10 AM

guys relax I like you guys, especially emily, you guys are entertaining. I love reading your threads.

**mikejamm** · 07-26-12, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by Wulfman14

right on the money with your list enkhbat

Yeah enkhbat, you need to add whiney wulfcumeater on here as well! Put a foot note next to his name, because in addition to being a shitty poker player, he also likes taking it up the ass!

**k13** · 07-26-12, 09:41 AM

What more do I have to do to make this list?

**downsouth** · 07-26-12, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by k13

What more do I have to do to make this list?

You dont seem whiny enough when you rant.

**cmval** · 07-26-12, 10:51 AM

so is Emily Haines a dude?

**Wulfman14** · 07-26-12, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Yeah enkhbat, you need to add whiney wulfcumeater on here as well! Put a foot note next to his name, because in addition to being a shitty poker player, he also likes taking it up the ass!

nah taking it up the ass is what daddy did to you. its part of an agreement you have to live with yur parents rent free

**yisman** · 07-26-12, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by dumbmoney

Got to add an honorable mention to yisman. Doesn't seem like a bad guy, but the dude has a 17 page thread mostly filled with whining and bad beat stories under the guise of general poker discussion.

it is general poker discussion, but general poker discussion is generally going to be about bad beats.

**BeerDog99** · 07-26-12, 12:53 PM

omg this is another classic SBR poker forum thread. I need to get some cheese to go with all of this whine... :-)

**Hurls** · 07-26-12, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by Wulfman14

right on the money with your list enkhbat

Pay suman stiff fuk

**Optional** · 07-26-12, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by Hurls

my main issue is that yea I used to say it was rigged a lot, but i have not in a while, still dont have my chat back and dont say much but kind words on these threads as of late, it is what it is though guess you never live down you past not that i care i have made pleny of mistakes but for someone who doesnt post that often to try to be all funny doesnt sit well with me, if it was on of the regs that posts all the time in this forum i would have just laughed, seriously i dont even know who this guy is.

You sure have changed into a normal decent guy. Good move. Just enjoy the notoriety, never going to get the message across to everyone.

I think I've gone off maybe 4 or 5 times in all my time at SBR. And a couple of people still only seem to remember me for that, not the other 8580 posts

Originally posted by dumbmoney

Got to add an honorable mention to yisman. Doesn't seem like a bad guy, but the dude has a 17 page thread mostly filled with whining and bad beat stories under the guise of general poker discussion.

Yeahbut, at least that thread is a civil discussion most of the time!

Originally posted by k13

What more do I have to do to make this list?

I would have included you mate! Just start copy pasting your bad beat responses from poker chat to the forum. You will top the list fast!!

**k13** · 07-26-12, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by Optional

I would have included you mate! Just start copy pasting your bad beat responses from poker chat to the forum. You will top the list fast!!

I should post my chat transcripts from Poker Stars, they are all in my e-mail since I got chat banned 13 times.

**Optional** · 07-26-12, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by k13

I should post my chat transcripts from Poker Stars, they are all in my e-mail since I got chat banned 13 times.

Post a good one for us?

Just to show these guys Emily has a long way to go yet!

**peacebyinches** · 07-26-12, 07:07 PM

someones immediate reaction after a bad beat is so much different. I mean hell, when I lose to a particularly bad beat I'm furious.... like strangle a puppy and go rob a 7-11 furious... luckily I'm able to get over this instinct in about 15 minutes (or 4 shots of liquor, whichever comes first) ....

but posting every bad beat that happens to you in a new thread gets really annoying, I don't want "frustration" type stories... If you really believe something crooked is going on you have got to back it up with more sound facts than "I had a slightly better hand and it got beat just cause of the river!"