SBR Poker Saturday, Rebuy Tourney! Looking for Players and LL Action

[aggieshawn]

Again, drunk as a skunk and cappin. But just won a $1k head up poker match after losing $580 on horses, so feeling good on the day again.

Looking to sponsor a few people in tomorrow's poker rebuy tourney. I need some poker sharps to make me money while I drink and watch the horses.

All in jest but here are the early offers: Your % after the cost of buy-in listed:::

99% Joselyn
99% MMA Chicka (I assume you have internet connection on your yatch!!)
98% BigDay - a guppy but the nicest guy on the site.
97% Mug... 3% easy money.
90% BIG, BIG , BIG... Make me some money ...instead of taking my chips
80% WTT0315 - good friend. but a bad poker player.
80% Vegas Vixen. no points for some reason... but I like her boobieesss
80% any other lady with boobiess.
80% TheGiant... Nope 1,000 point LL bet instead...
50% To all pros that bet in my Kentucky Derby contest.
50% To all that visits CR on the bash.. except for LV again.. 1,000 point side bet again buddy. Long time no see here.. Where are you Herbie.
OPIE.... Please tell me you didn't hurt Herbie.

25% all other sharks.
-10% for CS4

PM me ... and also send me a winner on the derby card..
I am really liking Daddy Long Legs.... Yes 50-1 book it.

[aggieshawn]

Just beat the Russian again in HU's for K.. Off to buy beer for tomorrow.
Check in Joselyn..

[aggieshawn]

Got called a sweet piece of candy enroute to the vendor. Marriage proposal on the return carrying the case of beer.
Yeah , I live in a rough neighborhood.