Seaweed Nation, and Seaweeders around the world, I have unbelievable news! I am currently overwhelmed and in a state of overjoy over what just transpired moments ago in-front of many participants and many more onlookers. Without doubt, this will go down as one of the greatest performances and Poker tournaments in SBR history. After over 2 hours of grueling Poker and fighting my way to to the final 3, i was able to defeat all odds and successfully out-duel two of the most intense and platinum poker players around-slikec and HotStreak-and WIN the 10am Poker tournament! 
After seeing the standings Monday morning, i knew that studying 5 hours a night was not enough if i am to place in the top 50. Special thanks to all players, and especially VegasVixen who motivated me with her sexual gesture (although inappropriate for SBR) and gave me the confidence needed to overcome the obstacles, as well as the SBR member whose avatar of the kneeling San Fransico 49er ( only visible on my screen) served as my guardian angel on the final table. Thank you Lou, Thank you SBR, Thank you The Giant, and Thank you Seaweeders. Hard work does pay off. See you at the tables.
After seeing the standings Monday morning, i knew that studying 5 hours a night was not enough if i am to place in the top 50. Special thanks to all players, and especially VegasVixen who motivated me with her sexual gesture (although inappropriate for SBR) and gave me the confidence needed to overcome the obstacles, as well as the SBR member whose avatar of the kneeling San Fransico 49er ( only visible on my screen) served as my guardian angel on the final table. Thank you Lou, Thank you SBR, Thank you The Giant, and Thank you Seaweeders. Hard work does pay off. See you at the tables.
Congrats. If you dont turn pro you are wasting points so it a bit shame you didnt let me win 
