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Back in 2007 I became addicted to poker. A friend of mine taught me the game in 2005. I picked up a bunch of poker videos, studied online, and read books. I didn't even care if I made money at work because I could make a full days pay in a few hours (Or less) on the tables. It wasn't always that way, but I usually came out ahead.
In 2008, I stopped playing. Because I gamble, I lost my money in other ways besides poker. I quit my job because I hated it. I couldn't play anymore. Bankroll gone.
From time to time, I would pop into the poker room to say hi to the dealers. I only sat one time since 2008; I think I won $100.
I had a free nights stay at the casino where I played poker all through 2007. I checked in on Sunday evening. A couple friends came down to have drinks and shoot the shit for awhile. We played beer-pong and Keno. They had work in the morning so I was by myself at about 1am.
Not having enough money to play poker, I sat at video poker. The game is called Triple Double Bonus Poker. It's a very volatile game because 2 pair and 3 of a kind pay the same. Difference is, 4 ACES with a 2,3 or 4 pays the same as a Royal Flush....4000 credits.
I told myself that If I hit at least $200 on this game, I will go to the poker room and sit at the 1-2.
Low and behold, I pull the fukkin ACES with a 2. $1000!! I played a few more hands and hit four 7's. Cashed out at $1060.
What an awesome hit! Not only was I now able to play poker, but I had enough money to get some of my jewelry out of pawn and fly home for Christmas!
When I got to the poker room, the 1-2 was full! The only table with an open seat was the 2-5. Back in 2007, the 2-5 at this casino was sick action. I looked over at the players and did not recognize any of them, so I decided to sit. Turned out, they were playing it like a 1-2 anyway so it didn't really matter.
I stuck with my old strategy, the small ball. On the very first hand, I was in late position near the button with 4 6 os. Nobody raised pre-flop, most folded and a few limpers. I raised $15 and the button folded. 2 called.
I totally missed the flop; dont even remember what it was. They checked. Fuk it, HAMMER THE POT ANYWAY! I fired out with about 75% of the pot. They folded.
I love the small ball because you are always in the action, always jabbin, always havin a shot at the pot, bluffin, and bein the bully. I even turned my cards over a couple times just to shove it up their azz.....lol.
Later, I was dealt pocket 8's in middle position. A few guys limped in, so I raised...probably about $20. 3 guys called.
Flop came down, 6 3 3 and I was third to act. Check...Check. My turn...HAMMER THE POT. I bet about 75% of the pot. Some guy who sat about 5 minutes ago went all in with about $250. The folks after him folded and I was last to act.
So I just sat there...and waited, thinking, trying to figure out why this douche just pushed it all. He starts squirmin, saying things, lookin at me, talkin to the guy next to him..."This guy aint gonna call...". After about 1 minute, he calls time on me. I have 1 minute.
Then I remembered...he limped in pre-flop. What kind of hand could this guy possibly have to limp in and then risk it all with that kinda flop?? Ace-3 suited? Any pocket pair he would have raised...had to be a bluff...plus all the tells.
At the last moment I called. He didn't show his cards, but he said he didn't have shit.
We all switched to the 1-2 after the table broke, and I took all of some other guys money in 2 big pots. One with Kd Jd (We both flopped a flush but he had 6 high), and other with pocket 5's. Flop was K 5 2. I acted first and raised with my trip 5's, he went all in. I thought long about this one to....but called
He thought his AK was golden...lol. I think he had $400 when we sat.
On another hand, I didn't even LOOK at my cards. I just hammered the flop and turn. They all folded. LOL!
Anyway, I did get legitimately trapped one time after firing the 3rd bullet on a bluff. Guy had a straight. A few hands later, I decided to call it a night. 5am. The rest of the table quit with me and emptied the room.
So now, I'm running around this casino with about $1500 in my pocket. Wheel of Fortune....lost $100. Video poker....lost $100. Time for bed. No pussy (Sorry, the story aint THAT fukin cool). Woke up in the morning and blew another $100 after breakfast.
Regardless, I was so happy to play poker and come home with $1200. Felt good to clean those guys out and take down a few other decent pots. Been a long time for me. Looking forward to Christmas and seein the fam.
Back in 2007 I became addicted to poker. A friend of mine taught me the game in 2005. I picked up a bunch of poker videos, studied online, and read books. I didn't even care if I made money at work because I could make a full days pay in a few hours (Or less) on the tables. It wasn't always that way, but I usually came out ahead.
In 2008, I stopped playing. Because I gamble, I lost my money in other ways besides poker. I quit my job because I hated it. I couldn't play anymore. Bankroll gone.
From time to time, I would pop into the poker room to say hi to the dealers. I only sat one time since 2008; I think I won $100.
I had a free nights stay at the casino where I played poker all through 2007. I checked in on Sunday evening. A couple friends came down to have drinks and shoot the shit for awhile. We played beer-pong and Keno. They had work in the morning so I was by myself at about 1am.
Not having enough money to play poker, I sat at video poker. The game is called Triple Double Bonus Poker. It's a very volatile game because 2 pair and 3 of a kind pay the same. Difference is, 4 ACES with a 2,3 or 4 pays the same as a Royal Flush....4000 credits.
I told myself that If I hit at least $200 on this game, I will go to the poker room and sit at the 1-2.
Low and behold, I pull the fukkin ACES with a 2. $1000!! I played a few more hands and hit four 7's. Cashed out at $1060.
What an awesome hit! Not only was I now able to play poker, but I had enough money to get some of my jewelry out of pawn and fly home for Christmas!

When I got to the poker room, the 1-2 was full! The only table with an open seat was the 2-5. Back in 2007, the 2-5 at this casino was sick action. I looked over at the players and did not recognize any of them, so I decided to sit. Turned out, they were playing it like a 1-2 anyway so it didn't really matter.
I stuck with my old strategy, the small ball. On the very first hand, I was in late position near the button with 4 6 os. Nobody raised pre-flop, most folded and a few limpers. I raised $15 and the button folded. 2 called.
I totally missed the flop; dont even remember what it was. They checked. Fuk it, HAMMER THE POT ANYWAY! I fired out with about 75% of the pot. They folded.
I love the small ball because you are always in the action, always jabbin, always havin a shot at the pot, bluffin, and bein the bully. I even turned my cards over a couple times just to shove it up their azz.....lol.
Later, I was dealt pocket 8's in middle position. A few guys limped in, so I raised...probably about $20. 3 guys called.
Flop came down, 6 3 3 and I was third to act. Check...Check. My turn...HAMMER THE POT. I bet about 75% of the pot. Some guy who sat about 5 minutes ago went all in with about $250. The folks after him folded and I was last to act.
So I just sat there...and waited, thinking, trying to figure out why this douche just pushed it all. He starts squirmin, saying things, lookin at me, talkin to the guy next to him..."This guy aint gonna call...". After about 1 minute, he calls time on me. I have 1 minute.
Then I remembered...he limped in pre-flop. What kind of hand could this guy possibly have to limp in and then risk it all with that kinda flop?? Ace-3 suited? Any pocket pair he would have raised...had to be a bluff...plus all the tells.
At the last moment I called. He didn't show his cards, but he said he didn't have shit.
We all switched to the 1-2 after the table broke, and I took all of some other guys money in 2 big pots. One with Kd Jd (We both flopped a flush but he had 6 high), and other with pocket 5's. Flop was K 5 2. I acted first and raised with my trip 5's, he went all in. I thought long about this one to....but called

On another hand, I didn't even LOOK at my cards. I just hammered the flop and turn. They all folded. LOL!
Anyway, I did get legitimately trapped one time after firing the 3rd bullet on a bluff. Guy had a straight. A few hands later, I decided to call it a night. 5am. The rest of the table quit with me and emptied the room.
So now, I'm running around this casino with about $1500 in my pocket. Wheel of Fortune....lost $100. Video poker....lost $100. Time for bed. No pussy (Sorry, the story aint THAT fukin cool). Woke up in the morning and blew another $100 after breakfast.
Regardless, I was so happy to play poker and come home with $1200. Felt good to clean those guys out and take down a few other decent pots. Been a long time for me. Looking forward to Christmas and seein the fam.