The (poker) Chronicles OTHER than ttwarrior

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Have come across lots of fine poker players and, more importantly, fine people here on SBR in my short (3 months) time here; unfortunately, there's always a few D-bags running 'round.

I'm starting this thread as a kinda homage to these pathetic D-bags, if you will...

After all... we all know these pathetic D-bags live miserable lives and flat-out hate themselves, so, they need a lil sumpthin' sumpthin'... right?


Let's start with the D-bag that calls itself YorkHunt1:

After I stacked him HU coupla days ago (where was his butt-bud Rudy?... I was there waiting for HU action or more) here's what he opens up with (no chat prior); it's obvious these guys react to losing this way because, ultimately, THEY ALWAYS LOSE:


(copy/paste from poker chatroom. As always, nothing altered.)


YorkHunt1: f\*g
BiTeMeUsAdOj: u needed those pennies, huh?
YorkHunt1: typical sbr player
BiTeMeUsAdOj: ur short on food stmps this week, huh?
YorkHunt1: you got it
BiTeMeUsAdOj: sorry..try hooking like u usually do
BiTeMeUsAdOj: couple taaps in the airport stall..u'll b aight
YorkHunt1: you make lots of sense dumb as much as your posts
BiTeMeUsAdOj: I see.... u gonna reload or just feel like chatting?
BiTeMeUsAdOj: I'llm get my niece to chat with ya
BiTeMeUsAdOj: she's 10 but that's your level so..

As YorkHunt1 left like the proverbial fart in the wind to mourn his 100 point loss...

THEN...

The D-bag known as bernardmadoff sits down. Now, I've stacked bernie various times before in the last couple months (bluffed him and showed him a lot too), so, he comes to this with a chip on his shoulder... make no mistake!

He first starts chirping when my Q's get outkicked and I lose an average pot:

(copy/pasted from poker chat room. As always, nothing altered.)


bernardmadoff: lol
BiTeMeUsAdOj: bernie's amused easlily..like the village idiot
bernardmadoff: or like ur mom
BiTeMeUsAdOj: wow..mom comeback witty
BiTeMeUsAdOj: where ya come up with that one?

What these D-bags fail to realize is that they bring bad karma upon themselves by perpetually being... well... ya know... D-bags.

It wasn't more than 3 minutes from this puerile chirping that someone stacked bernie, he lost all his chips and off he went. Perhaps to cry with YorkHunt1? Ahhh, the possibilities are endless...

Meanwhile, all that was left to close this particular bernie episode was to type this particular profundity to the guy that stacked bernie:

BiTeMeUsAdOj: nh


(To Be Continued...)

[wquine]

u might be right bud, but both chats show that you are the instigator, kinda hypocritical of you guy.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

u might be right bud, but both chats show that you are the instigator, kinda hypocritical of you guy.

So... YorkHunt starts off and calls me a f.a.g. (wasn't edited in poker chat, forum edited it) just b/c I stack him and bernie unprovokes "lol" when I lose a hand he's not even in... yet, I'm the instigator? What logic school you graduate from?

Just b/c I subsequently get the better of 'em doesn't mean I'm the instigator... c'mon, follow along!

[BernardMadoff]

youve never stacked me clown and you were the instigator and left out part of the chat.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

LIE.
I've stacked you at least twice (too painful for ya to remember?... you've blocked it out?) which doesn't mean all that much other than you got all pissy about it like losing poker players do.

I gave it back to you, that's why you've held a childish grudge even 3 months later... which is why you childishly "lol"'d when I lost a routine hand you weren't even in.

The chat is 100% complete... lots of liars here... and your "lol" was the instigation and perfectly understood due to my past dealings w/you.

Now get back to playing 'Twister' with your buds on the cell block...

BernardMadoff lied: "youve never stacked me clown and you were the instigator and left out part of the chat."

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

LIE.
I've stacked you at least twice (too painful for ya to remember?... you've blocked it out?) which doesn't mean all that much other than you got all pissy about it like losing poker players do.

I gave it back to you, that's why you've held a childish grudge even 3 months later... which is why you childishly "lol"'d when I lost a routine hand you weren't even in.

The chat is 100% complete... lots of liars here... and your "lol" was the instigation and perfectly understood due to my past dealings w/you.

Now get back to playing 'Twister' with your buds on the cell block...

To quote Sir Walter Scott: "Oh what a tangled web we weave... when first we practice to deceive."

Didn't wanna waste any more time w/Bernie's lies than I had to... so this one will suffice...

OOPS... Bernie?


***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 732804 $0.25/$0.50 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 03:09:00 20/09/2011 ET Table 'True Meaning', 6 seats max, Real money Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $0.25, Big Blind $0.50 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6 Seat 1 (playing) : john1217, amount $19.85, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 3 (playing) : sinmiedo, amount $169.42, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 4 (joined) : revnecro1273, amount $50, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 5 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $51.58, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 6 (playing) : bernardmadoff, amount $36.65, amount bet $0, penalty (None) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Small Blind ($0.25) bernardmadoff: Big Blind ($0.50) ** Dealing Down Cards ** Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [6h, Qs] john1217: Call ($0.50) sinmiedo: Fold BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call ($0.25) bernardmadoff: Check ($0) ** Dealing Flop ** Community cards: [Qd, 6s, Ah] BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check ($0) bernardmadoff: Bet ($0.50) john1217: Fold BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($6) bernardmadoff: Call ($5.50) ** Dealing Turn ** Community cards: [9c] BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet ($45.08) bernardmadoff: Call ($30.15) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0) bernardmadoff: Show Cards ($0) ** Dealing River ** Community cards: [2d] ** End Round ** ** Evaluate ** BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0) bernardmadoff: Show Cards ($0) ** Showdown ** Main pot $71.80, Rake $2 Side pot #1 $14.93, Rake $0 Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $51.58, won $86.73, net $35.15, HoleCards [6h, Qs], HiHand [two pairs, queens and sixes] [Qs, Qd, 6s, 6h, Ah], won $71.80 from main pot, won $14.93 from side pot #1 Summary bernardmadoff: bet $36.65, won $0, net $-36.65

STACKED!

Too bad Bernie's whiny, pissy bs subsequent chat isn't included, but suffice to say, it was instigative BS that he continues to this day... I just FINISH things.

Tell us some more LIES, Bernie...

[zsr]

Lol the egos here are nuts. Guys it's microstakes! Relax.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Lol the egos here are nuts. Guys it's microstakes! Relax.

C'mon man... you're smarter than this... no?

I'm addressing the LYING and BS BEHAVIOR... the poker is ancillary. Sheesh...

[zsr]

Lol. I think you missed my point, clearly your Internet ego is what is driving you to overreact to anything anyone says. You continue to act like your better then everyone and you don't care, etc, then you write out 5 paragraph responses anytime your mentioned. The point is, let it go, it's an Internet forum.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Lol. I think you missed my point, clearly your Internet ego is what is driving you to overreact to anything anyone says. You continue to act like your better then everyone and you don't care, etc, then you write out 5 paragraph responses anytime your mentioned. The point is, let it go, it's an Internet forum.

Uh, didn't miss anything... I just gave you more credit than you deserved... my bad.

Many SBR'ers can refute your nonsense that I act like I'm "better than everyone" blah blah... I get along great with lots. I just don't let the behavioral misfits get away with their BS, is all. Like I previously alluded to: I won't start anything, but if someone starts w/me... I'll finish. GAME ON. Nothing wrong w/that.

And here you are reading every bit of it/responding in here and in the "calling out" thread acting so "above it all" with your own form of psycho babble and you just... can't ... stop ... engaging... yourself... in... it... all.
Amusing stuff indeed...

Why not listen to your own psycho babble and let these kinda threads go?
It's only an Internet forum?
(But you can't... can ya?)

[zsr]

just as i said you would. Should of put a future on it.

[zsr]

Your internet ego is so big, you get in a pissing match with anybody who responds to you, this is too good. No wonder Rudy has fun with you. Btw, repeating what I said to you, back to me, but typing with....and spaces, doesnt change anything.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

just as i said you would. Should of put a future on it.

Ya mean like THIS? --

Why not listen to your own psycho babble and let these kinda threads go?
It's only an Internet forum?
(But you can't... can ya?)

5...4...3...2...1........

[zsr]

Your e-ego is so big, you get in a pissing match with anybody who responds to you, this is too good. No wonder Rudy has fun with you. Btw, repeating what I said to you, back to me, but typing with....and spaces, doesnt change anything.

.... You did it again... Too good.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Your e-ego is so big, you get in a pissing match with anybody who responds to you, this is too good. No wonder Rudy has fun with you. Btw, repeating what I said to you, back to me, but typing with....and spaces, doesnt change anything.

Your first sentence couldn't be more incorrect and yeah... I'm sure Rudy's having 'fun' w/me.

Your last sentence is just nonsensical.

5...4...3...2...1...

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

.... You did it again... Too good.

Did what?

5...4...3...2...1...

[zsr]

Did what?

5...4...3...2...1...

Did exactly what I said you were going to do and you keep doing it this is like the copy cat game. I call exactly what your gonna respond, your feelings get hurt, so you say you called what I was gonna say.. Oh man, this is too good

[zsr]

Now, knowing you've been embarrassed and your ego is hurt again, you start typing 5..4..3..2..1.. better start another thread

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Now, knowing you've been embarrassed and your ego is hurt again, you start typing 5..4..3..2..1.. better start another thread

Why start another thread?... It's crystal clear you can't drag yourself away from THIS one.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

lol...

As the kid's use to say in yesteryear:

zsr... you done been PWNED.

[zsr]

I was letting you get the last word, once again your ego takes control. Just like Rudy did, you have once again been embarrassed and for some reason feel you owned me? Look through the thread.

[zsr]

The fact you were sitting here waiting for me to respond and when I didn't you responded with you pwned me, reaffirms the point I was making lol.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I was letting you get the last word, once again your ego takes control. Just like Rudy did, you have once again been embarrassed and for some reason feel you owned me? Look though the thread, as the trolls say, I made you my bitch.

"And here you are reading every bit of it/responding in here and in the "calling out" thread acting so "above it all" with your own form of psycho babble and you just... can't ... stop ... engaging... yourself... in... it... all."

I knew that post would work...

SHIP IT!!!!

5...4...3...2...1...

[zsr]

The fact you were sitting here waiting for me to respond and when I didn't you responded with you pwned me, reaffirms the point I was making lol.

..... This is pretty much all there is too it. once again knowing your embarrassed, you take what I said to you, and say it to me? Wow. Have fun in here lol this is borderline unreal

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

..... This is pretty much all there is too it.

I doubled-up!

SHIP IT!!!!

5...4..3..2...1...

[zsr]

I'm not even sure how to respond, you should read through this thread and actually digest it. Maybe then you can see what I'm talking about..

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I'm not even sure how to respond...

Of course you don't... the only thing we know IS THAT YOU'RE GOING TO.


PWNED.

[zsr]

I'm not sure if you understand, but your posts in this thread have just made my point even more. For whatever reason your ego on an anonymous forum is though the roof, so you make a post about people saying mean things about you. ******* that fact out and say you will respond to my post with a 5 paragraph response, which of course you do. Then, obviously feeling even more hurt and embarrassed by that, you start responding to my posts with 5..4..3..2..1.. The same thing I said to you, in a different context. Then you feel if you keep responding with this, it will overshadow me saying exactly how you were gonna respond to me. Lol as I said, this is borderline unreal.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I'm not sure if you understand....

I'm playin the 10pm tourney and I can still understand perfectly.

That means we're batting .500 in the understanding department...

Lol as I said, this is borderline unreal.

And you find it FASCINATING and can't tear yourself away... WE ALL SEE THAT!

5...4...3...2....1.....

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

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LIE.
I've stacked you at least twice (too painful for ya to remember?... you've blocked it out?) which doesn't mean all that much other than you got all pissy about it like losing poker players do.

I gave it back to you, that's why you've held a childish grudge even 3 months later... which is why you childishly "lol"'d when I lost a routine hand you weren't even in.

The chat is 100% complete... lots of liars here... and your "lol" was the instigation and perfectly understood due to my past dealings w/you.

Now get back to playing 'Twister' with your buds on the cell block...
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To quote Sir Walter Scott: "Oh what a tangled web we weave... when first we practice to deceive."

Didn't wanna waste any more time w/Bernie's lies than I had to... so this one will suffice...

OOPS... Bernie?


***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 732804 $0.25/$0.50 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 03:09:00 20/09/2011 ET Table 'True Meaning', 6 seats max, Real money Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $0.25, Big Blind $0.50 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6 Seat 1 (playing) : john1217, amount $19.85, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 3 (playing) : sinmiedo, amount $169.42, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 4 (joined) : revnecro1273, amount $50, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 5 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $51.58, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 6 (playing) : bernardmadoff, amount $36.65, amount bet $0, penalty (None) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Small Blind ($0.25) bernardmadoff: Big Blind ($0.50) ** Dealing Down Cards ** Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [6h, Qs] john1217: Call ($0.50) sinmiedo: Fold BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call ($0.25) bernardmadoff: Check ($0) ** Dealing Flop ** Community cards: [Qd, 6s, Ah] BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check ($0) bernardmadoff: Bet ($0.50) john1217: Fold BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($6) bernardmadoff: Call ($5.50) ** Dealing Turn ** Community cards: [9c] BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet ($45.08) bernardmadoff: Call ($30.15) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0) bernardmadoff: Show Cards ($0) ** Dealing River ** Community cards: [2d] ** End Round ** ** Evaluate ** BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0) bernardmadoff: Show Cards ($0) ** Showdown ** Main pot $71.80, Rake $2 Side pot #1 $14.93, Rake $0 Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $51.58, won $86.73, net $35.15, HoleCards [6h, Qs], HiHand [two pairs, queens and sixes] [Qs, Qd, 6s, 6h, Ah], won $71.80 from main pot, won $14.93 from side pot #1 Summary bernardmadoff: bet $36.65, won $0, net $-36.65

STACKED!

Too bad Bernie's whiny, pissy bs subsequent chat isn't included, but suffice to say, it was instigative BS that he continues to this day... I just FINISH things.

Tell us some more LIES, Bernie...

[*YORKHUNT*RADAR]

Find me yorkhunt!!!!!!!

I doubled-up!

SHIP IT!!!!

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