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  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-18-11
    • 7537

    #1
    How do I change SBR Username?
    Apparently on my way to winning yesterday's 8 p.m. tourney (and subsequent ring game play), my username caused some consternation among a select few players. Far be it from me to offend anyone, so I thought I might look into how to change my username from its current provocative state, to a name suggested to me by a couple of other players: "Balllistic Bub".

    Indeed, the consensus seemed to be "Ballistic Bub", and that sounds just peachy-keen-super-duper-neato to me. In point of fact, one fine gentleman suggested I just shorten it to "Ball B" or some such truncated moniker. As I diligently strive to please my fellow players, I am similarly fine with that.

    I must hasten to add, however, that I would be most pleased in my quest to change my name to "Ballistic Bub" if I was assisted by the renowned gentleman and scholar affectionately known to all as: "Thaddeus B".

    For if my 'reading' abilities are correct, Thaddeus B really took a shine to me.

    If Thaddeus is not available, I humbly request some "mystery... sumpthin' sumpthin' I can't remember " guy -- he, also, took quite a shine to me in the ring game -- as my alternate Capital letter, small letter, Capital letter really seemed to piss him off. He emphatically implied that a 12yr. old he knew was smarter than me... and I, of course, concurred. I strongly ask all fellow SBR'ers to refrain from thinking bad thoughts about this "mystery..." guy, because as we all know, sometimes grown men hanging 'round 12 yr. olds is perfectly legit.

    Um...er... ah... yeah... sometimes. I, for one, chose to give "mystery" the benefit of the doubt.

    Finally... I'd be remiss if I didn't once again bring to everybody's attention that Presidential candidate Ron Paul 2008 was once again found to be dickin' round in the poker room. Here exists a man with obviously skewed priorities.

    TIA
  • mrmarket
    SBR MVP
    • 01-26-10
    • 4953

    #2
    Contact Shari91 or some other mod/admin to get the ball rolling.
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    • mikejamm
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-24-09
      • 11045

      #3
      Fuk them! I don't see nothing wrong with it! You're gonna let a bunch of pussies tell you what kind of screen name you should have? If some douche bag can use that Ron Paul idiot as a screen name, I certainly see nothing wrong with Bite me DOJ! In fact, you should have worded it F'inBiTeMeUSDOJ! Stand up for yourself bro, of fall victim to meritocracy!
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      • shari91
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 02-23-10
        • 32661

        #4
        Hey BiteMe - If you'd like to see about the possibility of changing your username you can email forum@sbrforum.com. Keep in mind though that a name change is actually the creation of a new account so your new account will be disabled, forfeiting your points, etc...
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        • wtt0315
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-18-07
          • 8037

          #5
          Originally posted by shari91
          Hey BiteMe - If you'd like to see about the possibility of changing your username you can email forum@sbrforum.com. Keep in mind though that a name change is actually the creation of a new account so your new account will be disabled, forfeiting your points, etc...

          why does hey bite me sound weird shari
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          • BiTeMe UsAdOj
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-18-11
            • 7537

            #6
            I'd like to thank y'all for your sage advice and thoughts... much appreciated. I'm compelled to mention, nonetheless, that I don't think it's proper to act on changing my name to "Ballistic Bub" until Thaddeus B gives the out-and-out, "Hellmuth"-type all-knowing-of-all-things OFFICIAL STAMP of approval. Only then will I feel truly comfortable.

            Unless, of course, someone can pry that "mystery" fellow away from that 12yr. old...
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            • BeerDog99
              SBR MVP
              • 09-22-10
              • 4894

              #7
              This is funny. I personally think your username is amusing.
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              • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-18-11
                • 7537

                #8
                Rut row... when it rains, it pours, apparently.

                Seems my name has set another SBR'er all a'twitter. (The esteemed ttwarrior1)

                No matter that the real meaning of the name is escaping him (paging Mr. MikeJamm -- could you kindly do some explaining to a fellow SBR'er?). Again, no matter... if it BOTHERS him, I must give serious contemplation to changing it.

                If only Thaddeus B would hurry up and give me the FINAL APPROVAL.

                Lest y'all think this isn't of paramount importance akin in gravity to the recent debt ceiling debate, I must now inform you that my name bothered ttwarrior1 so much... that he vowed to make a thread about it. Well, I looked, and I don't see it (I'm sure tt is an extremely busy man with very pressing things to attend to) so...

                I guess I'll just help tt along and share this lil' copy & paste from the poker chat room so everyone can see for themselves the kind of quality guy that ttwarrior is. It's guys like tt that remind me of why I served the great US of A in uniform... so that guys like him have the freedom to grow up and proudly live with their mothers in their basements.

                You wanted to post bout my name, tt... don't worry tho, bro... I'z got your back:

                (copy and paste from poker chat room below)

                ttwarrior1: wanted to get out to get away from nigers like u
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: wow..nice
                seahawkharry: wow\
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: racist ANA a suckoass poker player..daily double
                ttwarrior1: no wonder u dont play for
                seahawkharry: lol
                ttwarrior1: real money
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: I have for years chump..wrong again
                ttwarrior1: nigeris a country in afica next to chad and sudan, go ready your history
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: racist and sucass poker player AND reader
                seahawkharry: put your chips on the table ttwarrior
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: living with mom is rough, huh?
                ttwarrior1: you would be wrong with both of those comments
                ttwarrior1: out play you anyway, u win one all in and think your a greek god
                ttwarrior1: ive beein in over 400 all ins tonight, big deal
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: listen to mom and go night night now
                ttwarrior1: nah i sleep 2 hours a day
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: be proud, racist
                ttwarrior1: not racist if its the truth
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: ur chips are more than ur IQ is anyway..
                ttwarrior1: from a guy with a bites me usa name
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: I'm an army vet chump
                ttwarrior1: your name reads bite me usa
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: the irony of my name and avatar escapes a pea-brian like you
                ttwarrior1: yeh maybe you can make a post about it
                ttwarrior1: ok i will instead
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: knock yourself out
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: add in the racist comments while ur at it
                ttwarrior1: do everyday
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: there ya go
                ttwarrior1: not as bad as mexicans
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: get busy posting chump
                ttwarrior1: i bet you don't like those dark arabs
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: I love everyone... even mental midget racist like you
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: get posting numbnuts!
                ttwarrior1: not paid poster time for me yet
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: I'll include this chat when I chime in
                ttwarrior1: cool
                ttwarrior1: maybe we can add your poker hands too
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: please do.. include the tourney win last night too
                ttwarrior1: cool ill add my 3 carbonpoker wins
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: yes, make some of those up..do it
                seahawkharry: last hand for me
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: tt you chump
                seahawkharry: gg fellas
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: tc harry
                BiTeMeUsAdOj: nh..str8
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                • Nookx
                  SBR Sharp
                  • 12-17-07
                  • 486

                  #9
                  lol, your screen name is fine. I am American and I actually like your screen name because it is exactly how I feel about the whole poker situation.
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                  • orioles
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 07-21-07
                    • 396

                    #10
                    Free Country = Free Speech.
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                    • mikejamm
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-24-09
                      • 11045

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                      Rut row... when it rains, it pours, apparently. Seems my name has set another SBR'er all a'twitter. (The esteemed ttwarrior1) No matter that the real meaning of the name is escaping him (paging Mr. MikeJamm -- could you kindly do some explaining to a fellow SBR'er?). Again, no matter... if it BOTHERS him, I must give serious contemplation to changing it. If only Thaddeus B would hurry up and give me the FINAL APPROVAL. Lest y'all think this isn't of paramount importance akin in gravity to the recent debt ceiling debate, I must now inform you that my name bothered ttwarrior1 so much... that he vowed to make a thread about it. Well, I looked, and I don't see it (I'm sure tt is an extremely busy man with very pressing things to attend to) so... I guess I'll just help tt along and share this lil' copy & paste from the poker chat room so everyone can see for themselves the kind of quality guy that ttwarrior is. It's guys like tt that remind me of why I served the great US of A in uniform... so that guys like him have the freedom to grow up and proudly live with their mothers in their basements.


                      Hey Bite, funny shit man! You gotta remember the level of intelligence you're dealing with here when it comes to guys like ttwarrior. This troll couldn't figure out an acronym for something if his life depended on it. Like you said, his life experiences consists of living in mommys basement and eating ramen noodles. To which, if he found out noodles were invented by Asian people, he'd probably make some racist comment about that! Great to know you served bro! Thanks!
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