Wtf poker

**d2bets** · 03-16-17, 07:42 PM

No tourneys tonight?

**Auto Donk** · 03-16-17, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by BigOrange

Working fine for me. I have eliminated most of you. Down to 12 players now and just blinding you guys away!

wouldn't surprise me if you were telling the f'n truth, as good as your donk ass runs on the site

**Capybara** · 03-16-17, 07:57 PM

Thought I had a guaranteed cash, only three people signed up for the 9:00!

Then reality struck -- site is just broken.

**GaryDN** · 03-16-17, 07:57 PM

I signed up for the 9:00 pm game but still can't get in !! Make up time !!

**sinmiedo** · 03-16-17, 08:00 PM

cannot enter any tourny??????

**yisman** · 03-16-17, 08:03 PM

I signed up for the 9 PM about an hour ago but the whole program isn't working now

login service error

**yisman** · 03-16-17, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by smitch124

I'm still there I got all the chips I'm going to Vegas!

nice!

**Slanina** · 03-16-17, 08:06 PM

Good thing there are no other posts regarding the crash.

Just busting your balls.

Looks like it might be down all night though.

**qwertvt** · 03-16-17, 08:13 PM

Same problem here. I should have stayed registered for the 7pm tournament instead of running some errands I could have done tommorrow.

Anyone think the 11pm will open up?

**Auto Donk** · 03-16-17, 08:15 PM

only certain things open up at 11 pm..... unlike bruce jenner's hole, I doubt sbr poker will be one of them

**turtlejc** · 03-16-17, 09:12 PM

one time i dont play the 2pm and home for the 10pm shits broken

**dlowilly** · 03-16-17, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by BigOrange

Working fine for me. I have eliminated most of you. Down to 12 players now and just blinding you guys away!

And you called me a thief

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-16-17, 09:24 PM

Shit's broken.

**4uk4life** · 03-16-17, 09:27 PM

I guess I'm not getting pizza tonight

**astro61200** · 03-16-17, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by 4uk4life

I guess I'm not getting pizza tonight

Just put those 175 freeplay points from trivia on Monday on the NKU ML.. Tons of pizza!

**funnyb25** · 03-16-17, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

only certain things open up at 11 pm..... unlike bruce jenner's hole, I doubt sbr poker will be one of them

**4uk4life** · 03-16-17, 09:47 PM

Originally posted by astro61200

Just put those 175 freeplay points from trivia on Monday on the NKU ML.. Tons of pizza!

Being the late game sucks, I prefer to watch Louisville lose after we've won our game.

**SharpAngles** · 03-16-17, 09:58 PM

Relax folks my Costa Rican insider tells me there was a major server issue when poster GUMMO77's doomswitch mysteriously exploded, something about hacked pornhub IPs and pokerbotnets breaching the system, but no worries the top SBR techs are on the case...

**daneblazer** · 03-16-17, 10:31 PM

**daneblazer** · 03-16-17, 10:33 PM

**daneblazer** · 03-16-17, 10:34 PM

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-16-17, 10:44 PM

Relax men....poster Booya at SBR Headquarters in Costa Rica and just text me....he accidently let the hamster out of the cage that runs the poker program....should trap it shortly

**qwertvt** · 03-16-17, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

This is the best one yet. He clearly has never played SBR tournaments. It looks like he's about to have a heart attack.

**SBR Forum** · 03-17-17, 08:23 AM

Sorry about this folks. We were doing some server maintenance and affected more than we realized. We should be back up soon.

**Auto Donk** · 03-17-17, 09:08 AM

like with the cia fuk ups, it was a "computer contractor" who climbed in off the awning, through a cracked window, and started running around on a computer keyboard, randomly hitting keys while trying to catch some flies to eat......

here he is, sat down in front of SBR's poker "super user computer", being scolded by sbr brass:

**ManosdePiedra** · 03-17-17, 09:51 AM

Seems still messed up this morning?

**SBR Genie** · 03-17-17, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by ManosdePiedra

Seems still messed up this morning?

SBR Forum, responded this morning on the said concern under this thread, http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...wtf-poker.html

**SBR Forum** · 03-17-17, 10:19 AM

Poker log-in is working now. We're sorry for the inconvenience.

**d2bets** · 03-17-17, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by SBR Forum

Poker log-in is working now. We're sorry for the inconvenience.

Will there be any make-up tourneys for folks who did not get to finish/play in a tourney yesterday?

**Slanina** · 03-17-17, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by SBR Forum

Poker log-in is working now. We're sorry for the inconvenience.

Nice!

**mikejamm** · 03-17-17, 11:40 AM

Oh here's the problem...... SBR, upgrade your old ass fuk'in bullshit software! Who the fuk still uses a poker client from the damn dark ages!

**funnyb25** · 03-17-17, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by d2bets

Will there be any make-up tourneys for folks who did not get to finish/play in a tourney yesterday?

Would be impossible to monitor all who got left out of the last 3 tournaments on the day....Most likely gotta just erase the first tourny that got played, cancel all those rankings and just call yesterday a "wash" Only reasonable thing I can think of.

**Auto Donk** · 03-17-17, 12:42 PM

and have the top five, esp. the winner cry? not gonna happen.....

there will be three make up trnys, open to everyone who didn't play the 3 pm.... sbr knows who played the 3 pm, and if any of them join in the 3 make up trnies, they'll be banned from the promo......

way it's been handled in the past

**d2bets** · 03-17-17, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by funnyb25

Would be impossible to monitor all who got left out of the last 3 tournaments on the day....Most likely gotta just erase the first tourny that got played, cancel all those rankings and just call yesterday a "wash" Only reasonable thing I can think of.

Why would it be impossible? Those who played the 3pm are told not to register, anyone else can. Make it 7, 9, 11 tomorrow or Sunday. Easy peasy.

**miltondelgadoaVT** · 03-18-17, 01:10 AM

still faceing problem my friend