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  • Jimmy Proffett
    SBR MVP
    • 10-20-09
    • 2729

    #1
    Jimmy Proffett's 5-year PRO poker special
    About a week ago I re-upped my Pro Status for another year. Guess that means another year of reading posts by all you deadbeats, perverts, communists and miscreants, so I was thinking about doing something good with my points and I have a plan.... a way of giving back for all of the SWAG accumulated over the years.

    I will be playing poker next weekend but not sure which day yet; whatever day I choose I will put in an 8-hour period with a 45-min break around halfway to eat. I will play no higher than 2-4 or anymore than 2 tables at a time. If nobody's at the tables, so be it. Whatever points I end up with will all go to St Jude’s Children’s Hospital donations.

    I’m at 6000 points now. If during the time frame I get down to 3000 points then I’ll quit and give the rest to charity (can’t let you guys have ALL my points, you’ll clog your arteries with pizza cheese, I’m looking out for you ). However if I Robin-Hood you suckas and end up farther in the black, then all the better for St. Jude’s .

    If after donating I end up with an amount between zero and 500, I’ll hit SBR Blackjack and try to get to 500 as quick as possible. That sentence could also read, “If I end up with an amount between zero and 500, I’ll go into SBR Blackjack and go broke in 45 seconds.”

    If anyone has any further suggestions or tweaks to my plan, let me know.
  • yisman
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-01-08
    • 75682

    #2
    sounds good
    [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
    [/quote]

    [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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    • BeerDog99
      SBR MVP
      • 09-22-10
      • 4894

      #3
      Good Luck Jimmy!
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      • Broke Homey
        SBR MVP
        • 03-04-16
        • 1026

        #4
        Originally posted by Jimmy Proffett
        About a week ago I re-upped my Pro Status for another year. Guess that means another year of reading posts by all you deadbeats, perverts, communists and miscreants, so I was thinking about doing something good with my points and I have a plan.... a way of giving back for all of the SWAG accumulated over the years.

        I will be playing poker next weekend but not sure which day yet; whatever day I choose I will put in an 8-hour period with a 45-min break around halfway to eat. I will play no higher than 2-4 or anymore than 2 tables at a time. If nobody's at the tables, so be it. Whatever points I end up with will all go to St Jude’s Children’s Hospital donations.

        I’m at 6000 points now. If during the time frame I get down to 3000 points then I’ll quit and give the rest to charity (can’t let you guys have ALL my points, you’ll clog your arteries with pizza cheese, I’m looking out for you ). However if I Robin-Hood you suckas and end up farther in the black, then all the better for St. Jude’s .

        If after donating I end up with an amount between zero and 500, I’ll hit SBR Blackjack and try to get to 500 as quick as possible. That sentence could also read, “If I end up with an amount between zero and 500, I’ll go into SBR Blackjack and go broke in 45 seconds.”

        If anyone has any further suggestions or tweaks to my plan, let me know.
        I am doing something similar for ST. Judes in the MLB forum called "Parlays for ST. Judes". Great charity and i will join you for some of the time (can not do 8 hrs tho). Glad to see others support a great cause and wish you great luck and sending positive vibes.
        BH
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        • Jimmy Proffett
          SBR MVP
          • 10-20-09
          • 2729

          #5
          Very cool BrokeHomey... BOL to you picking baseball games
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          • 4uk4life
            SBR MVP
            • 12-09-10
            • 3302

            #6
            Originally posted by Jimmy Proffett
            About a week ago I re-upped my Pro Status for another year. Guess that means another year of reading posts by all you deadbeats, perverts, communists and miscreants, so I was thinking about doing something good with my points and I have a plan.... a way of giving back for all of the SWAG accumulated over the years.

            I will be playing poker next weekend but not sure which day yet; whatever day I choose I will put in an 8-hour period with a 45-min break around halfway to eat. I will play no higher than 2-4 or anymore than 2 tables at a time. If nobody's at the tables, so be it. Whatever points I end up with will all go to St Jude’s Children’s Hospital donations.

            I’m at 6000 points now. If during the time frame I get down to 3000 points then I’ll quit and give the rest to charity (can’t let you guys have ALL my points, you’ll clog your arteries with pizza cheese, I’m looking out for you ). However if I Robin-Hood you suckas and end up farther in the black, then all the better for St. Jude’s .

            If after donating I end up with an amount between zero and 500, I’ll hit SBR Blackjack and try to get to 500 as quick as possible. That sentence could also read, “If I end up with an amount between zero and 500, I’ll go into SBR Blackjack and go broke in 45 seconds.”

            If anyone has any further suggestions or tweaks to my plan, let me know.
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            • RudyRuetigger
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 08-24-10
              • 65084

              #7
              lets see, 8 hours minus 45min break

              7hrs and 15mins at the table

              You might get 20mins of play in
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              • sweethook
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-21-07
                • 12667

                #8
                nice call , gl sir.
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                • snip3r2006
                  Restricted User
                  • 07-11-11
                  • 776

                  #9
                  i'll play you 1-2h if you give me a time table
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                  • brainfreeze
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 05-13-14
                    • 5689

                    #10
                    Awesome gesture ...
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                    • Jimmy Proffett
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-20-09
                      • 2729

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                      lets see, 8 hours minus 45min break

                      7hrs and 15mins at the table

                      You might get 20mins of play in
                      That is a bit of a problem. This weekend I was checking out the cash tables and other than low-limit Omaha hi-lo there really wasn't any action going. Maybe if I wait till college football kicks off? From what I recall there were more people playing on Saturdays during NCAA football season.
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                      • snip3r2006
                        Restricted User
                        • 07-11-11
                        • 776

                        #12
                        i'll play like i said
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                        • Jimmy Proffett
                          SBR MVP
                          • 10-20-09
                          • 2729

                          #13
                          Originally posted by snip3r2006
                          i'll play you 1-2h if you give me a time table
                          Not sure what day I'm going to do it. It will be on a weekend for sure. I'll post in here closer to the day when I have the time to do it. If you can join for an hour or two that would be great
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                          • snip3r2006
                            Restricted User
                            • 07-11-11
                            • 776

                            #14
                            I will
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                            • Broke Homey
                              SBR MVP
                              • 03-04-16
                              • 1026

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jimmy Proffett
                              Not sure what day I'm going to do it. It will be on a weekend for sure. I'll post in here closer to the day when I have the time to do it. If you can join for an hour or two that would be great
                              Damn brother! Mad respect for all those charity donations! Are they all for ST. Judes?
                              BH
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                              • Jimmy Proffett
                                SBR MVP
                                • 10-20-09
                                • 2729

                                #16
                                Yeah, I'm not sure when i'm going to play for charity, so I figured I'd donate half my points now and decide when to play later. All those points went to St. Jude's.

                                It seems like most of the action happens on weeknights during the week; I might just play every night after work from 10-12:30 EST and whatever I end up with after the week will go to charity. I think the rest of my points are going to Red Cross. They're going to need the help now that America's streets are murder grounds.
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                                • Jimmy Proffett
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 10-20-09
                                  • 2729

                                  #17
                                  Tables look juicy tonight.... let's do this
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                                  • Jimmy Proffett
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 10-20-09
                                    • 2729

                                    #18
                                    Played every night this week at least a couple hours.... was able to get to 3431 in points or thereabouts; then took the 431 and got to 500 in Blackjack (Dreams DO come true ). Those 3500 points have gone to Red Cross. A good time was had these nights, lot of high-level poker, interesting table talk, a ton of RSH doomswitch action taking place as per the standard.....

                                    Okay folks, till next time.... and let's let the great Teddy KGB explain how to win at SBR poker:
















                                    (unfortunately he was playing against BigOrange this hand..... bye bye chippies )
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