BAD BEATS GALORE... new format apparently rewards awful play, hardly skill based...

**konck** · 02-11-15, 08:52 PM

You should be happy with this format it PROMOTES SBR BINGO
I know Dougie poker said it promotes good play but the guy is an idiot (if he is real)
Pay only 5 places less tournies more players same starting stacks same agressive blinds
What do you promote SBR BINGO so the homers win
End of story thats why its there
If you want to promote better play you increase the starting stack stretch out the blind time limits...period
But even that here wont promote good play.....It's like 90% stains thats why I cant wait until the next Vegas bash
Its basically free money but the SBR guys dont last at the tables more than half a day

**konck** · 02-11-15, 08:57 PM

BTW Donk if you watched I was 2nd most of the way I call J9 allin preflop with AK lose to a flush
Called 2 10 allin preflop with AQ lose there then go out with A7 I all in and of course game over
Mostly its the same players here who hit bingo quite often so the deal is try not to play them but
sometimes you have no choice

Oh on a side note let me ask for my chat back DougiePoker or who ever you really are???????
Chat back chat back chat back ....you fuk lol

**konck** · 02-11-15, 09:05 PM

And Donk my enjoy my replies here to you because it cost me 2 weeks of no cashes
and adds 6 more years to my chat ban hahhahahahha
Ive been busy so I miss half the days of these tournies any how gl to you
should be no problem making the final tourny I have you -5000 to make top 50

**Auto Donk** · 02-11-15, 09:05 PM

you played well from what I saw, kockn.... how'd u finish, after my q9 suited lost to q2 off (to a four card flush) I turned that crap off and haven't looked back......

**Auto Donk** · 02-11-15, 09:16 PM

oops, my bad, i think mon's trny shograu took me out when i was ss'd and had to shove from small blind with j9 and he crushed me with KK; the bad beat came before that, crippling me; shog's kk took me out....

at least i don't mind that end result.....

I'm sure if i'd shoved with kk and he had j9, heda won with two pair, a straight, or the oh-so-common four card flush......

**mikejamm** · 02-11-15, 11:27 PM

Like you guys said, same fuk'in jack ass bullshit as always! There's no fuk'in skill here at this shit fest! It's a fuk'in joke what they call damn "skill" around here! Aces cracked so many fuk'in times last night, it's makes me sick every fuk'in time I get a hold of a pair of 'em! Go fuk yourself Dougie or who ever the fuk you are and your ass kissing love posts to Jake Peavy. Why don't you all just put him on the plane and send him on his way, so we can get on with the next bowl of shit you guys plan to serve up.

**leetreaper** · 02-11-15, 11:43 PM

This autodonk guy is so dumb it's not even funny

**SharpAngles** · 02-11-15, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

you guys really wanna have a skill-based promo, fix the f'n software so that it at least follows the laws of f'n statistics once in a while......

I'd be happy with a proper H4H, scalable windows and making the fkn table call attention, or "pop up", when its your action. Don't know how many hands I've been sat out of while trying to multi task because the crap software doesn't pop up.

**Auto Donk** · 02-12-15, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by leetreaper

This autodonk guy is so dumb it's not even funny

elaborate, bitch......

I graduated third in my class of 300 in high school (only because the school violated it's own published rules that a three-year graduate could not be valedictorian or salutatorian, because school administrators did not want a total hell-raising maniac who half the teachers hated -- because I raised so much hell and made their lives hell -- giving a speech at graduation), graduated summa *** laude from Texas A&M University, and graduated in the top quarter of my law school class at the University of Texas School of Law..... 1520/1600 SAT, 39/42 on LSAT; aced California and Texas Bar Exams, etc etc.

I'm willing to bet big that I've forgotten more knowledge than your pathetic ass ever acquired....

Plus, as my recent photos posted on these boards establish, I'm GQ model material.....

And, in true Boogie Nights form, I still bench 300!

**mpaschal34** · 02-12-15, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Like you guys said, same fuk'in jack ass bullshit as always! There's no fuk'in skill here at this shit fest! It's a fuk'in joke what they call damn "skill" around here! Aces cracked so many fuk'in times last night, it's makes me sick every fuk'in time I get a hold of a pair of 'em! Go fuk yourself Dougie or who ever the fuk you are and your ass kissing love posts to Jake Peavy. Why don't you all just put him on the plane and send him on his way, so we can get on with the next bowl of shit you guys plan to serve up.

Jake needs no plane....he lives in Vegas. I agree there is a lot of crazy sh#t on this site, but Jake's game isn't one of them. Been here since 2013 and he's been the best tourney player in that time. If he represents SBR, I would have no problem with that. He deserves a chance at the big one.

**katstale** · 02-12-15, 08:53 AM

I didn't think it could be worse than old format, but this is definitely more pathetic. Often times u can see the predetermined winner within 5 minutes. I had AK the other day and laid it down to 2 shoves ahead of me. Gave me an extra 10 minutes of punishment

**konck** · 02-12-15, 09:07 AM

Funny how all the homer who suck out 89% and have zero poker skills rush to defend lol

**konck** · 02-12-15, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

Jake needs no plane....he lives in Vegas. I agree there is a lot of crazy sh#t on this site, but Jake's game isn't one of them. Been here since 2013 and he's been the best tourney player in that time. If he represents SBR, I would have no problem with that. He deserves a chance at the big one.

Jake doesn't live in Vegas dik its a sham

**mpaschal34** · 02-12-15, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by konck

Jake doesn't live in Vegas dik its a sham

And you wonder why your chat is banned. Said nothing against you and say this crap. You have no one to blame but yourself.

**leetreaper** · 02-12-15, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

elaborate, bitch......

I graduated third in my class of 300 in high school (only because the school violated it's own published rules that a three-year graduate could not be valedictorian or salutatorian, because school administrators did not want a total hell-raising maniac who half the teachers hated -- because I raised so much hell and made their lives hell -- giving a speech at graduation), graduated summa *** laude from Texas A&M University, and graduated in the top quarter of my law school class at the University of Texas School of Law..... 1520/1600 SAT, 39/42 on LSAT; aced California and Texas Bar Exams, etc etc.

I'm willing to bet big that I've forgotten more knowledge than your pathetic ass ever acquired....

Plus, as my recent photos posted on these boards establish, I'm GQ model material.....

And, in true Boogie Nights form, I still bench 300!

You can't make this shit up

**gauchojake** · 02-12-15, 10:42 AM

**katstale** · 02-12-15, 11:45 AM

Donk, I am more impressed with the "still bench" 300. free weight or machine?

**Auto Donk** · 02-12-15, 12:27 PM

free weights, since beginning high school years ago, tho i did use the machines at the Bayou Loft's private workout room; problem there was the bench press machine maxed out at 250; no prob doing 3/4 sets of ten reps at 250...... 44" chest, will come in handy when I beat the shit out of leatreeper.....

photo of the results of years of staying in shape, taken at a swinger couple I know's pool party a couple years ago:

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 02-12-15, 01:48 PM

WOW

**daneblazer** · 02-12-15, 05:04 PM

This thread

Alright guys whip em out. Let's see who is the biggest

**GUMMO77** · 02-12-15, 05:12 PM

**konck** · 02-12-15, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

And you wonder why your chat is banned. Said nothing against you and say this crap. You have no one to blame but yourself.

What a fukin 2 yr old dik

Add that to my chat ban I cant stand these brown nose hoe moes

**Auto Donk** · 02-12-15, 08:50 PM

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another bad beat river suckout tonight what a mother fuckin surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahha..............

least i got this drank in my cup!!!!!!!!!! H-TOWN WILL FUK YOU UP!!!! WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' 74 LINCOLN???

JUST CALL IT THE FCKIN' BINGO PROMO.....

**Auto Donk** · 02-12-15, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

This thread

Alright guys whip em out. Let's see who is the biggest

I'LL PUT AS MANY POINTS as yisman can lend me that i'm definitely the HARDEST......... I SHOULD POST the vids of swinger chicks punching my arroused junkn as hard as they f'n can and hurtin their f'n fists............

**gauchojake** · 02-12-15, 09:48 PM

weird

**Auto Donk** · 02-12-15, 10:44 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

weird

what can i say, coked up swinger chicks with limp dick old men for husbands HAVE TO BE ENTERTAINED!!!!!!!!!!!!

**konck** · 02-12-15, 11:34 PM

big day for the employee team late tourny ....kind of what I said
LB flat call my bb I all in A10 he insta calls a8 about even stacked ...8 In the window gg
Some new prop players in this one

**konck** · 02-13-15, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by konck

big day for the employee team late tourny ....kind of what I said
LB flat call my bb I all in A10 he insta calls a8 about even stacked ...8 In the window gg
Some new prop players in this one

Thanks for the thread Auto lol I waste less time now
Todays bad beat similar to yest....lb (k9off) flat calls my BB he has 1600 I all in 33 1490 expecting a fold but it is a vs an SBR homer
Blackniglady (who else would make that name ) and the river pairs 4's for 2 board pairs showing my 33 counterfieted lol gg
I dont want my chat back on this pig site suk it

**daneblazer** · 02-13-15, 03:54 PM

**katstale** · 02-13-15, 05:37 PM

For sure BL is not a homer. Probably just bleary eyed at the time difference. If she won she couldn't get there anyway due to lack of ****. So we can rule her out as a pre-selected winner of the seat. BUT, there are plenty of other candidates. Same ones as the 5k tourney.

Edit: lolol at the autoedit of V%I%S%A

**Slanina** · 02-20-15, 03:24 PM

I've cashed 5x and two of those times AA lost preflop. I need Douglas to tell me how this promotion rewards better play. It's an all in fest that begins around 20 players. I know ill qualify but it still annoys me to no end.

**konck** · 02-20-15, 03:57 PM

Well bad beat every day this week fuk this hoe moe crap im done come and find me when this employee bingo game
is over ......I can name the 15 probably I guess they send lucky employee to the WSOP as dead money if one goes at
all
Juan?
Brain?
Jake
Stef
mp?
173?
who cares smc

**brainfreeze** · 02-20-15, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by konck

Well bad beat every day this week fuk this hoe moe crap im done come and find me when this employee bingo game
is over ......I can name the 15 probably I guess they send lucky employee to the WSOP as dead money if one goes at
all
Juan?
Brain?
Jake
Stef
mp?
173?
who cares smc

I'm surely not on their list bud, down everyday this week. I'm right there with you on the beats and I understand your frustration.

**klemopixx** · 02-23-15, 01:57 PM

Anyone that plays live regularly knows that random card generator in SBR is total BS. Never, ever do you see so many multiple sets and made hands in tournament showdowns as you would during a "live" game. It totally skewers your strategy while playing online, hence you see so many people going all-in so early in tournaments. If you have two suited cards and you have a flop where two more of the same suit fall, then the chances of making that hand on SBR is easily over 50%. Not that a flush is much good with all the sets that are being made, you're bound to have that boat beat you half the time!
Look I'm not complaining, I'm just saying that if you think SBR poker is as random as a live shuffled hand then you are kidding yourself! As with any good player you adjust to the people and circumstances around you.