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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Prop Bet, Please.....
    hey sbr... put up a prop bet, please, for estoxx and BeerDog winning and hitting the bounty, respectively, in next week's "SBR Stick the Prick In Auto's Backdoor" saturday trny. I will put my two remaining betpoints on it, and at 1/234,847,068,009,069,069 odds, once I win (miraculously), I will then have enough points to 1. pay off carseller's debt to tdb, and 2. outright buy SBR.

    Once my purchase of your company is complete, I will promptly cancel the upcoming Bash, and reschedule it for Costa Rica, at your headquarters. With even more of the excess pts I win, i will fly every sbr member down to C.R. put them up in the best all-inclusive resort there is for a week, and then have a giant "IMPLOSION PARTY" at SBR headquarters, where members can revel in the their worst beat stories, ripped off by sbr stories, etc., etc., and then watch your shanty, uh, i mean, uh, "headquarters," be blown to bits by a coked-up chimp who's trippin balls.......

    afterwards, the donkey show, featuring u know who..... will be on me as well!!!!
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 09-14-14, 02:47 PM.
  • Fidel_CashFlow
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-03-12
    • 53970

    #2
    watching this downward spiral unfold before me

    gut feeling your last video you make is along these lines Donk



    those first 7 seconds say it all
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    • PhilTheTHRILL
      SBR MVP
      • 10-07-13
      • 1169

      #3
      all I hear is WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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      • JAKEPEAVY21
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-11-11
        • 29268

        #4
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        • Optional
          Administrator
          • 06-10-10
          • 61407

          #5
          I'm just going to carry on believing it's mostly schtick and Donk isn't really Konck's ghost.
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
            watching this downward spiral unfold before me

            gut feeling your last video you make is along these lines Donk



            those first 7 seconds say it all
            that video still makes me cry.... that young 22 yr old virgin, havin never even kissed a girl, with his bmw, porn-star good looks..... I have no clue why girls weren't attracted to such a self-described "perfect guy." How the fck could they not throw themselves at such a "supreme gentleman?" If I was a ucsb sorority ho, ida f'd his brains out instead of getting shot by him!!!!

            Bongo and I had so much respect for this guy, we got matching "TRUE ALPHA MALE" T-shirts so that his massacre of sorority bitches and pussyodic suicide will never be forgotten!!!!
            Last edited by Auto Donk; 09-15-14, 08:28 AM.
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              The hit n run chronicles!!!!!

              sbr malfunction............
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              • JAKEPEAVY21
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 03-11-11
                • 29268

                #8
                the "SBR Stick the Prick In Auto's Backdoor" almost made me spit out my drink in laughter
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