Poker fix?

[blacklady]

Not sure what is going on this last day of tournament but others should watch for this. I was in good shape then shoved against an all in by the software. Then I was disconnect with big pairs. Other hands I was in I never pushed button. Seems someone other than Team World was supposed to win first Match. Sorry guys. It was certainly not my fault. Hope the rest do not see this. GN will see how we do in the morning.

[Auto Donk]

Not sure what is going on this last day of tournament but others should watch for this. I was in good shape then shoved against an all in by the software. Then I was disconnect with big pairs. Other hands I was in I never pushed button. Seems someone other than Team World was supposed to win first Match. Sorry guys. It was certainly not my fault. Hope the rest do not see this. GN will see how we do in the morning.

welcome to my world....... same shit happened to me days 1 and 3.

[katstale]

Did it shove u against Jake? hmmm if so that has happened before....

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Did it shove u against Jake? hmmm if so that has happened before....

She limped on the button and I shoved and she/sbr called..

[katstale]

hmmm more evidence. its mounting

[Optional]

Jake is the golden child. Software loves him. Runs so good! Ask Milwaukee Mike!!

[mpaschal34]

I had two auto calls last night on the cash table. Luckily they were to small bets and not many chips were lost.


I will say this, both of the times my cursor was over the call button and it triggered automatically. May be smart to move your cursor away as best possible.

[BeerDog99]

I have had numerous occurrences of auto-actions by the SBR Poker Client.

I have not tried to specifically recreate the circumstances but I believe there is something when auto-action buttons are clicked/unclicked (intentionally or by accident) and the action happens too quick where it is carried over to the next round of action.

My advice is to try and never use the auto-action options unless you are sure and have time before the action comes to you.

Overall, imho this poker client is very touchy and susceptible to delays and network related issues. I am guessing there are a few missing error checks and caching within the code to prevent these issues from happening.

Note, I am not programmer so I am not insulting the developer, just stating what I am guessing from what I have seen and my experience.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I have had numerous occurrences of auto-actions by the SBR Poker Client.

Me too.
As have others.

I have had AA auto-folded and once in a tourney an auto-call of a bobbywaves all-in (I was next to act) with sumpthin like 8/6o

Damn frustrating when it occasionally happens.

I'm sure you're right bout the coding... good post, Doggy.

[mikejamm]

I have had numerous occurrences of auto-actions by the SBR Poker Client.

I have not tried to specifically recreate the circumstances but I believe there is something when auto-action buttons are clicked/unclicked (intentionally or by accident) and the action happens too quick where it is carried over to the next round of action.

My advice is to try and never use the auto-action options unless you are sure and have time before the action comes to you.

Overall, imho this poker client is very touchy and susceptible to delays and network related issues. I am guessing there are a few missing error checks and caching within the code to prevent these issues from happening.

Note, I am not programmer so I am not insulting the developer, just stating what I am guessing from what I have seen and my experience.

Please, allow me, with all due respect, to insult the fuk'in developer.

"Hey developer, your lousy ass piece of shit auto shove, play, fold, self disconnecting software is the worse poker software ever developed for realistic tournament action." I've seen better 16 bit code poker software functioning on pentium II for windows '95 running at 333 mhz, than the crap that passes for poker software here. It's a damn shame with all the professional top notch poker software out there today, we're forced to endure this ridiculous, redundant, outdated, joke of a poker client that exists in this realm of what amounts to "old fuk'in maid" software." (Look up "old maid" if this term is beyond your comprehension)

[daneblazer]

Everything is fixed when we lose because there's zero chance the other guys just played better. Sorry about the auto calls but thinking they were intentional puts you in camp rigtard.

Old Maid No love for Uno?

[TheCentaur]

Overall, imho this poker client is very touchy and susceptible to delays and network related issues.

Not to mention superuser back doors

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Not to mention superuser back doors

I know you don't really believe this, so, the only logical conclusion to be drawn is that psychologically you dream of being 'back doored' (prolly by Patrik Antonius).

Damn... it *IS* fun playing amateur psychologist. Who'd a thunk it...

[mikejamm]

I know you don't really believe this, so, the only logical conclusion to be drawn is that psychologically you dream of being 'back doored' (prolly by Patrik Antonius).

Damn... it *IS* fun playing amateur psychologist. Who'd a thunk it...

Yep, centyhole dreams of being "back doored, hershey packed, rear ended, gerbil shoved, ball gagged pulp fiction style, and being the caboose on the gang bang gay train!

[bobbywaves]

and once in a tourney an auto-call of a bobbywaves all-in (I was next to act) with sumpthin like 8/6o

I greatly appreciated that auto-call too, was absolutely shocked when you didn't win the hand.

[Triple_D_Bet]

It seems to happen on occasion...After betting all but 1 chip preflop headsup and first to act, I was automatically folded on the flop. Only had it happen once though in a couple years, so could be worse!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Yep, centyhole dreams of being "back doored, hershey packed, rear ended, gerbil shoved, ball gagged pulp fiction style, and being the caboose on the gang bang gay train!

The point I was making to Centaur is one should probably leave the psychoanalyzing to the professionals; Centy delusively feels he can glean many psychological conclusions about me from reading some posts and watching me play SBR poker ... so ... I figure I'd give it a go and play in the same sandbox a lil bit.

BUT, you may be on to sumpthin, Dr. Jammer... so, why don't we prescribe a lil sumpthin sumpthin for Centy to make him feel as good as watchin an "Anderson Cooper 360" whilst on a morphine drip*:



*requires a 500pt co-pay

[claudiubv1]

I am in a tourney with 10 points buy-in, but I can't open my table. A message appear: " Table could not be open".
Why? What's happened? It's first time when I try to play with this software. ((

[BeerDog99]

I am in a tourney with 10 points buy-in, but I can't open my table. A message appear: " Table could not be open".
Why? What's happened? It's first time when I try to play with this software. ((

Sometimes the poker software is a little touchy. If you run into that, you generally need to restart the software and the table should pop up automatically.

[claudiubv1]

Thanks for your advice.I restart the software and it's working now.
Good luck!