The Joy of playing SBR World Cup Poker (warning: graphic photos attached)!!!

[Auto Donk]

Ah yes, the joy of SBR.... all day long have it up, no connection problems whatsoever..... so, my tourney starts, and the action is gripping.... As the play gets intense, I get ready to shove..... Here's a photo, capturing the intensity of what it's like to be in a big hand on S Bullshit R in their "world poker cup".... feel the intensity of living this grippin, grinding hand:



As I now wonder wtf is happening in this big hand, I try frantically to get back to my seat.... more intense action ensues, as follows:



action continues, run upstairs to another computer, take a selphie of myself as 73 knocks me out of the trny (had already grabbed my guitar to start singin' the "s bullshit r f'cked me over again" blues):

[sinmiedo]

i do not think that 7 3 knocks you out, it was the AA that did the job.
anyway. you play a good aggressive game!!!!!
results are insignificant as long as you play your best.
GG

[Triple_D_Bet]

They've been doing this for years donk; just be glad they weren't playing with 2 decks like thy apparently were a couple years ago:

Im really pissed off, sbr decides to disconnect me when I have a full house and the guy goes all in.
my internet connection is flawless, and dont have a shared network so its not on my end.
then I dwindle out and cant hit my flush draw after the flop.

to add insult to injury, one had I played I had KH (HEARTS) and the guy I folded to had KK (KING OF HEARTS)
seriously?
messed up

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/poker/1147975-team-canada-scheduling-p3.html#post10711249

[RealMadrid]

I noticed that all problem disappeared when I play from my notebook or netbook (not PC). The same OS, the difference is antivirus software.


I suggest to change (if You can) the antivirus software.

[Auto Donk]

av software is built in on this laptop, running windows 8. it disconnected me from the laptop day one and day three...

day one altered the trny results for sure, as whoever reraised my "weak bet head fake" when i'd flopped trips was about to be gone.... either jedi or lesep.... neither has stepped forward to claim the hand, and b/c of the disconnect, I wasn't able to see witch of those scaliwags would've been eliminated if they'd called my 3 bet that was coming but for the f'n disconnect....

it's not on my end, I can assure you of that..... to quote my man Samual L Jackson,

"I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHER FCKING DISCONNECTS ON THIS MOTHER FCKING SITE!!!!!"..... (Well, sort of quoting...)

[Triple_D_Bet]

The only sure way to avoid software conflicts and disconnects is to not use the poker client. I just open up Hyperterminal and talk directly to the servers in 1s and 0s, never had a problem

[Auto Donk]

sounds sort of superuser-ish to me; didn't know there was any other way..... but why do the disconnects only happen mid-late trny when it f'n matters.... and not any time during the rest of the day........

[Triple_D_Bet]

sounds sort of superuser-ish to me; didn't know there was any other way..... but why do the disconnects only happen mid-late trny when it f'n matters.... and not any time during the rest of the day........

SBR poker uses cheap zeros from a discount manufacturer in Western Russia, not the high-quality Japanese 0's. As a result, tournaments in the early evening (when it's early in the morning Russian time) tend to have technical problems, as the zeros have difficulty being used for both the local Russian time and for the cards. Computers in the USA often have to make up the difference by supplying zeros, and when they have to supply more than they make, you'll get disconnected until your computers production can catch up.

[Auto Donk]

after having Qualia decipher that shit you typed above, long ron, we agreed on the solution: the computer in question is now sitting next to the margarita machine at the bottom of our pool...... yes, the marg machine took it's 3d dip in the pool in 3 days after B-Qway printed out the end of day team standings.........