Crazy Bet and Call ...

[eidolon]

Here is the hand:
All-in-call on river with just bottom pair 2 kicker....haha


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 4404915
$1/$2 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:52:00 18/07/2014 ET
Table 'Barreled In', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 1 (playing) : onerous, amount $48, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : AutoDonk, amount $215.65, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : eidolon, amount $164.10, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : Brainfreeze, amount $222, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : LowlyOaftard, amount $566.10, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : Augustus, amount $233.75, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
onerous: Small Blind ($1)
AutoDonk: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to eidolon: [4d, Kc]
eidolon: Fold [btn] ($0)
Brainfreeze: Fold
LowlyOaftard: Raise ($7)
Augustus: Call ($7)
onerous: Fold
AutoDonk: Call ($5)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Ks, 8h, 4h]
AutoDonk: Bet ($5)
LowlyOaftard: Raise ($17)
Augustus: Fold
AutoDonk: Call ($12)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Ac]
AutoDonk: Bet ($22)
LowlyOaftard: Call ($22)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [9s]
AutoDonk: Bet ($42)
LowlyOaftard: Raise ($520.10)
AutoDonk: Call ($127.65)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
LowlyOaftard: Show Cards ($0)
AutoDonk: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $436.30, Rake $3
Side pot #1 $350.45, Rake $0
Summary AutoDonk: bet $215.65, won $436.30, net $220.65, HoleCards [2s, 4c], HiHand [a pair of fours] [4h, 4c, Ac, Ks, 9s], won $436.30 from main pot
Summary LowlyOaftard: bet $566.10, won $350.45, net $-215.65, HoleCards [5s, 6c], HiHand [high card ace] [Ac, Ks, 9s, 8h, 6c], won $350.45 from side pot #1

[Auto Donk]

Damn, i get hard all over again just reading that!!!!!

[blankoblanco]

Might not be thaat crazy imo, all the flop flush and straight draws missed, Oaftard is repping a strong hand from the start so his range is polarized mostly between hands that flopped really strong and bluffs/missed draws and I think he's been known to run bluffs though I'm not really sure since I haven't played on SBR in a while. Depending on the dynamic between them the hand is probably not as crazy as it looks

[blankoblanco]

Oh wow I posted that thinking Oaftard had 2 pair for some reason so I thought I was defending AD for a brave call that was wrong. I didn't realize he actually won the hand lol. But yeah that's a nice call by Donk, wp

[Auto Donk]

Oh wow I posted that thinking Oaftard had 2 pair for some reason so I thought I was defending AD for a brave call that was wrong. I didn't realize he actually won the hand lol. But yeah that's a nice call by Donk, wp

thanks, blanco. I do know oafy to bluff wildly at times (as he did here), and he was raising preflop just about every hand. His shove reeked of desperation, so I made the call. Also, when he didn't raise my bet on the turn, I sensed his weakness (I was trying to rep the ace when I fired $22 at it on the turn). And candidly, the 127 chips I called his shove with equated to $3 to $5 (Walmart exchange rate/Pizza Hut exchange rate), so why not risk three or four bucks on what you sense is a desperate attempt to steal the pot.

[Auto Donk]

p.s. I was chanelling Unger when I made that call.......

[brainfreeze]

That was sick, desperation, what donk said 2 seconds after the snap call.

[bobbywaves]

That "Donk" portion of my name didn't get there by accident!

Props for recognizing your Donkey play, acceptance is always the first step in recovery.

[Auto Donk]

Props for recognizing your Donkey play, acceptance is always the first step in recovery.

the first step in my satisfaction in dealing with you is watching B-Qway literally rip your fckin' nut sack off and then shove it down your fckin' throat!

[bobbywaves]

Bring your chimp to the bash, I'll go a few rounds with him. Just sign a waiver releasing me from any animal cruelty lawsuits, before I kick B-Qway's ass.

[Auto Donk]

Bring your chimp to the bash, I'll go a few rounds with him. Just sign a waiver releasing me from any animal cruelty lawsuits, before I kick B-Qway's ass.

ww, it might behoove you to read up on chimps and their desire to castrate human males that they hate (u qualify for B-Qway).... then watch a few "chimp goes off" on human videos, then read various news stories about chimps castrating human males.... then, cancel your reservations for the bash............. my little chimp will straight up murder your ass in the carribbean...... he'll be more famous than Yoren Van der Sloot! and u'll be "Natalie Holloway", which won't be much of a stretch for your bitch ass!

[smitch124]

Haha great job of reading your opponent, well done AD.

[bobbywaves]

ww, it might behoove you to read up on chimps and their desire to castrate human males that they hate (u qualify for B-Qway).... then watch a few "chimp goes off" on human videos, then read various news stories about chimps castrating human males.... then, cancel your reservations for the bash............. my little chimp will straight up murder your ass in the carribbean...... he'll be more famous than Yoren Van der Sloot! and u'll be "Natalie Holloway", which won't be much of a stretch for your bitch ass!

If B-Qway swipes my Iphone, then it will go down something like this:

[Lowly Oaftard]

Gotta give credit to AutoDonk here, he made a great call and was rewarded. If I was Scottie Pippen, I'd take my hands off to him.

[Auto Donk]

Gotta give credit to AutoDonk here, he made a great call and was rewarded. If I was Scottie Pippen, I'd take my hands off to him.

thanks, oafy,.... higher stakes involved, I lay that down.... but essentially a three dollar call made it easy. always enjoy playing with you.... relieves some of the boredom of most ring games on this site

[Auto Donk]

If B-Qway swipes my Iphone, then it will go down something like this:

no. 1, that little monkey in your video is not a chimp.... go watch planet of the apes this weekend..... Bongoqualia is the spitting image of Ceasar.....

no. 2, you're probably right on half the fight, ie, you being a gay Hispanic who slaps like a little bitch....

no. 3, B-Qway won't "swipe" your phone, he will stick it up your ass after he rips your f'n nuts off..... See your proctologist when you get back to the States and he can remove it for you....

no.4, you have so infuriated my little chimp he has vowed to quit smoking weed as of Jan 30, 2015, to "train" for the ass whuppin' he's going to put down on you the second he sees you in the Dominican Republic.... (and yes, I realize that he will be seeing you the next day, Jan. 31, and I asked him about it. He sat down his blunt and said, "It's fckin' wussywaves...... training??? I don't need no stinkin' training!" Picked up his blunt, and carried on with his evening.......)

[bobbywaves]

If I attend bash, Waves will challenge B-Qway to something similar as this. B-Qway will ultimately suffer the same fate as this chimp:

[Triple_D_Bet]

Props for recognizing your Donkey play, acceptance is always the first step in recovery.

Quick show of hands: who's surprised that bobbo would have folded here?

[boscokid]

p.s. I was chanelling Unger when I made that call.......

No. Sorry, you might want to rethink that.

Unger was the original LAG - he wasn't calling down with shit hands - he was driving the action with shit hands and forcing the other guys to guess correctly

[bobbywaves]

Quick show of hands: who's surprised that bobbo would have folded here?

Nothing surprising about Waves making the proper play. Who's surprised Tripe is losing our annual challenge? Certainly not me.

[Auto Donk]

No. Sorry, you might want to rethink that.

Unger was the original LAG - he wasn't calling down with shit hands - he was driving the action with shit hands and forcing the other guys to guess correctly

wrong again, bosco.... no rethinking necessary..... u've again shown your limited knowledge of Stuie's game with your baseless comment..... rather than go into it any deeper, I'll just tell you go google "ten hi call" you dope....... sick river call by stuie with ten high, very similar to my bottom pair on river call.... get your facts right......... and follow the simple rule: "sometimes it is better to keep ones mouth shut and let people assume you to be an idiot, rather than opening it and removing all doubt....."

[tb1984]

Nothing surprising about Waves making the proper play. Who's surprised Tripe is losing our annual challenge? Certainly not me.

Sorry for hijacking this thread, bobby, usual at the 2/4 Omaha High/low?

[Triple_D_Bet]

Nothing surprising about Waves making the proper play. Who's surprised Tripe is losing our annual challenge? Certainly not me.

Also nothing surprising about "Waves" being unable to look past the hole cards to realize folding a winning hand is idiotic

[bobbywaves]

Also nothing surprising about "Waves" being unable to look past the hole cards to realize folding a winning hand is idiotic

I obviously have a better win/loss hand ratio than you, as the standings clearly indicate.

[Triple_D_Bet]

I obviously have a better win/loss hand ratio than you, as the standings clearly indicate.

Whoa, the guy who folds just about every hand has a better win/loss ratio on the few hands he sticks around with? And the same guy fails to cash or mincashes so often because he's folded himself out of contention? What a shocker

[bobbywaves]

And the same guy fails to cash or mincashes so often because he's folded himself out of contention?

If "I fail to cash or minicash so often," then please explain the fact that nobody on SBR has more cashes than me over the last 18 months. Your ignorance never ceases to amaze.

[Triple_D_Bet]

If "I fail to cash or minicash so often," then please explain the fact that nobody on SBR has more cashes than me over the last 18 months. Your ignorance never ceases to amaze.

Allow me to explain with what you should have been able to read the first time...

...And the same guy fails to cash or mincashes so often ...

I guess we can add "reading" to the list of things you're as terrible at as poker

[bobbywaves]

Allow me to explain with what you should have been able to read the first time...



I guess we can add "reading" to the list of things you're as terrible at as poker

If you used the proper punctuation by utilizing commas, then perhaps your run-on sentences would be readable.

[Triple_D_Bet]

If you used the proper punctuation by utilizing commas, then perhaps your run-on sentences would be readable.

If you can't understand a few simple words of english, punctuation isn't going to help much

[nathansdad71]

Here is the hand:
All-in-call on river with just bottom pair 2 kicker....haha


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 4404915
$1/$2 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:52:00 18/07/2014 ET
Table 'Barreled In', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 1 (playing) : onerous, amount $48, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : AutoDonk, amount $215.65, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : eidolon, amount $164.10, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : Brainfreeze, amount $222, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : LowlyOaftard, amount $566.10, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : Augustus, amount $233.75, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
onerous: Small Blind ($1)
AutoDonk: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to eidolon: [4d, Kc]
eidolon: Fold [btn] ($0)
Brainfreeze: Fold
LowlyOaftard: Raise ($7)
Augustus: Call ($7)
onerous: Fold
AutoDonk: Call ($5)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Ks, 8h, 4h]
AutoDonk: Bet ($5)
LowlyOaftard: Raise ($17)
Augustus: Fold
AutoDonk: Call ($12)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Ac]
AutoDonk: Bet ($22)
LowlyOaftard: Call ($22)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [9s]
AutoDonk: Bet ($42)
LowlyOaftard: Raise ($520.10)
AutoDonk: Call ($127.65)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
LowlyOaftard: Show Cards ($0)
AutoDonk: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $436.30, Rake $3
Side pot #1 $350.45, Rake $0
Summary AutoDonk: bet $215.65, won $436.30, net $220.65, HoleCards [2s, 4c], HiHand [a pair of fours] [4h, 4c, Ac, Ks, 9s], won $436.30 from main pot
Summary LowlyOaftard: bet $566.10, won $350.45, net $-215.65, HoleCards [5s, 6c], HiHand [high card ace] [Ac, Ks, 9s, 8h, 6c], won $350.45 from side pot #1

you will get this no matter where you play online poker,the sites are geared towards this kind of play

[nathansdad71]

this is a PRIME example of the saying it is better to be lucky than good