SBR player ratings seem legit now... Post your rating to confirm or deny

**mikejamm** · 05-26-14, 06:24 AM

So to summarize, bobbywuss thinks ratings mean shit, has sex with bearded blow up dolls, loves Neil Patrick Harris and all things sausage fest related, including using a term so fuk'in outdated, even homos wince and groan when they hear it, is a wiz at Zynga poker and has a Zynga rating of warp factor douche bag to the 2nd degree, which qualifies him to win a slightly used Neil Patrick Harris penis pump.

**bobbywaves** · 05-26-14, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by mikejamm

even homos wince and groan when they hear it,

Did you really wince & groan when you heard this Tripe, as MikeSpamm suggests?

**TheCentaur** · 05-26-14, 06:29 PM

1400

**Auto Donk** · 05-26-14, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Did you really wince & groan when you heard this Tripe, as MikeSpamm suggests?

you winced and groaned when i tried to get your lame ass to back up your smack and play me heads up in either omaha or holdem...... you pussy..... "uh.... wah.... I just ... uhh.... wahhh.... wanna ...uhhh... waaahhhh..... flip for uh..... wahhhh.... a whopping 20 per ...uh.... wahhh.... hand....."

you fckin' pssy! u showed ur true colors u fckn' coward.... you have no game and u know it, and you can't back up any of the shit you spew.... what a f'n fahgit!

**bobbywaves** · 05-26-14, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

you have no game and u know it, and you can't back up any of the shit you spew!

I back it up right here Donkey boy:

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/2889045-sbr-world-poker-cup-incredulous-amount-fluctuation-last-weeks-update.html?slf=36

Not surprising, you're nowhere to be found on leaderboard chump. Perhaps you can move to India, so you can make the World team.

**Robber** · 05-29-14, 03:53 AM

Bobbywaves is a coward

Ducks ds and ducks auto donk

**TheCentaur** · 05-29-14, 06:58 AM

For what its worth I won a daily tourney and my player rating instantly went up to the max of 2300, so all this is based on bobbywaves winning one tourney

**Auto Donk** · 05-29-14, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

For what its worth I won a daily tourney and my player rating instantly went up to the max of 2300, so all this is based on bobbywaves winning one tourney

true, and I guarantee if this cowardly pussyboy posted his latest rating, it'd be back down to the 1400 level at which this wussy lives.....

**bobbywaves** · 05-29-14, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by Robber

Bobbywaves is a coward

Ducks ds and ducks auto donk

Coming from someone who ducks everyone

As for me, I duck nobody. I'll play those two losers come January. Currently, I'm in the process of taking 31k from Tripe & his buddies.

**Robber** · 05-29-14, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Coming from someone who ducks everyone

As for me, I duck nobody. I'll play those two losers come January. Currently, I'm in the process of taking 31k from Tripe & his buddies.

I don't duck anyone, moron

You play every day and duck everyone who challenges you

**bobbywaves** · 05-29-14, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by Robber

I don't duck anyone, moron

You play every day and duck everyone who challenges you

You never play pussy. Therefore, you duck everyone.

If I duck everyone, then why did I already play DS? Why do I currently have a 29k challenge with Tripe, if I'm ducking everyone?"

**Auto Donk** · 05-29-14, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

You never play pussy. Therefore, you duck everyone.

If I duck everyone, then why did I already play DS? Why do I currently have a 29k challenge with Tripe, if I'm ducking everyone?"

you're ducking me, mutha fuckka!!!! u know you ABSOLUTELY DO NOT wanna fck with The Donk!!!!!

**bobbywaves** · 05-29-14, 08:23 PM

I'll see you January 1st Donkey boy. You & DS sign up this time, stop being a pussy. Good thing you were scared this year, as you would be getting your ass kicked. Problem is, a broke dikk fukk like you can't even afford the 2,500 entry fee.

**Auto Donk** · 05-29-14, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

I'll see you January 1st Donkey boy. You & DS sign up this time, stop being a pussy. Good thing you were scared this year, as you would be getting your ass kicked. Problem is, a broke dikk fukk like you can't even afford the 2,500 entry fee.

not too late now, fahgit....... oh, I know, just as you're afraid to play me in any ring game, u r afraid to take me on for the rest of the year, even with a lead..... you're such a fuckin' pussy..... just shut the fck up already, coward!!!!

**bobbywaves** · 05-29-14, 09:40 PM

Hey Donkey,

http://www.sbrforum.com/poker/

**Robber** · 05-29-14, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

You never play pussy. Therefore, you duck everyone.

If I duck everyone, then why did I already play DS? Why do I currently have a 29k challenge with Tripe, if I'm ducking everyone?"

What is play pussy? Are you referring to your blowup dolls and fake vaginas?

You're right, I don't play pussy.

**bobbywaves** · 05-29-14, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by Robber

What is play pussy? Are you referring to your blowup dolls and fake vaginas?

You're right, I don't play pussy.

You're more ignorant than I thought, so I'll break it down for you: You never play poker, you pussy.

**Robber** · 05-29-14, 10:57 PM

Correct

I'm on sbr on the computer about 30 minutes a week

Rest of the time I'm on the phone

So I don't play sbr poker nor do I play with blowup dolls

You enjoy your blowup dolls and play pussy, mouth breather.

**bobbywaves** · 05-29-14, 11:21 PM

So we established you don't play poker, yet you troll a poker forum daily. Makes complete sense.

**eberetta1** · 05-29-14, 11:56 PM

1403 rating. cashed out 6000 points in 2 months. I don't mind the low rating.

**Robber** · 05-30-14, 03:39 AM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

So we established you don't play poker, yet you troll a poker forum daily. Makes complete sense.

I don't troll

I post facts

You lie and duck

The other bobby does food reviews

Maybe you can do reviews on blowup dolls and play pussy

You seem well-acquainted with them

**BeerDog99** · 05-30-14, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by eberetta1

1403 rating. cashed out 6000 points in 2 months. I don't mind the low rating.

Well stated, congrats!

**Auto Donk** · 05-30-14, 07:21 PM

hey pussywavescowardduckingbobby, put ur latest poker rating up here...... coward.....

**sinmiedo** · 05-30-14, 08:01 PM

my late ratting stand now at 1480