There were three football fans walking towards the Football
Hall of Fame when all of a sudden one of them noticed a leg
sticking out of the bushes. They moved closer and and noticed
that it was a dead naked woman. Out of respect for the woman the
Bears fan took off his cap and set it on her right breast.
Then out of respect to the woman the Vikings fan took off his
hat and set it on her left breast. Last but not least the Packers
fan took off his hat and set it on her crotch. Shortly after that
the police showed up and the sherriff started his inspection. He
picked up the Bears cap and put it back down and jotted down a
few notes. Then he looked under the Vikings cap and put it back
down and jotted down a few notes. Then the sherriff looked under
the Packers cap and put it back down. Then he picked it back up
again and put it back down. And he did it again. The Packers fan
got upset and asked the sherriff, "Why do you keep looking under my
cap"?
The sherriff says "It's just every time I see a Packers cap I am used
to seeing an asshole under it".