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    BatemanPatrickl
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    I love all of the professional athletes at SBR....

    Seer is a professional football player/ gym teacher so he knows everything about betting football. Rod plays on a street hockey team so he knows everything about injuries and professional athletes.

    Deuce was a former goalie because of his girth. JJ played fullback and linebacker.

    KingKolzig played Powder Puff 14 years ago in highschool.

    These clowns crack me up.

    Hey Seer since you played football you must know the divets on all professional fields right?


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    among other things i ran a 10.82 100 meters autotimed

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    BatemanPatrickl
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingKolzig View Post
    among other things i ran a 10.82 100 meters autotimed
    That was last week when your dad was chasing you around the house for not cutting the grass?

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    King Mayan
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    King Mayan= yolked!!

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    i play triple A hockey baters . Not a pro at all but pretty impressive

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    BatemanPatrickl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod1010 View Post
    i play triple A hockey baters . Not a pro at all but pretty impressive
    Rod not trying to take away from your athletic abilities but how does that make you an expert on NFL injuries? Rivers played on a torn ACL.

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    batesie if u were on a pro team u would be questionable every single game with "groundbeef anus"

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    Seer said he played arena football

    I thought he said he broke every fukkin record there.

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    Let's not forget Fishead worked at Iowa with KURT Ferentz and could still outrun Dallas Clark.

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    i played aau basketball for 2 years

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    Don't forget Nicky Santoro's video trying to make us believe he ran like Usain Bolt.

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    50% of SBR posters are/were pro caliber athletes.

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    I use to play varisty soccer all 4 years in HS, but still a far cry away from pro

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    I was the MVP in our local beer league, and also played in DIII darts. I was almost good enough for DII, but it wasn't meant to be.

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    Guess what... you can now find out if he really plays Midget AAA. here's a link of the team standings. just click on any team and every player pops up. then you click on their name and their pic pops up.

    http://www.liguemidgetaaa.ca/index.p...pper&Itemid=53

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicky Santoro View Post
    Guess what... you can now find out if he really plays Midget AAA. here's a link of the team standings. just click on any team and every player pops up. then you click on their name and their pic pops up. http://www.liguemidgetaaa.ca/index.p...pper&Itemid=53
    Nickayyyyyyyyyyyy!

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    Reminds me of organizing a softball team at the local bar. You get to the field, and ask what position people have experience at.

    EVERYBODY plays shortstop.

    EVERYBODY is insulted by being put at catcher.

    A couple bad hops to the face and shins, and EVERYBODY wants to play catcher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotStreak View Post
    Reminds me of organizing a softball team at the local bar. You get to the field, and ask what position people have experience at. EVERYBODY plays shortstop. EVERYBODY is insulted by being put at catcher. A couple bad hops to the face and shins, and EVERYBODY wants to play catcher.
    Playing third base or shortstop in highschool was the worst. Metal bats + subpar pitching = line drives off the face,

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    and you're a professional asshole so it's all good

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    My all-star team one the state championship in baseball when i was 10

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