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    ttwarrior1
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    I don't believe jj gold

    when he says he can't get laid or pickup a woman. He'll he's probaly getting his dick sucked right now.
    1. He has a house
    2 he has a car
    3 sbr pro
    4 has a line of credit
    5. Has money
    6 has money to gamble with
    7 has a sense of humor
    8 can be caring to others
    9 has cool beanies
    10. makes videos


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    Thanks, Napoleon.

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    being bald negates all of the above and anything you may have left off

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    gold has the ladies lined up, he has to turn down girls most of us would kill to be with

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    King Mayan
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    3. Sbr pro

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    B1GER1C828
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    number 3 has gotten me laid 3 times in the passed month. thanks sbr!

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    JJ is a very outgoing person. He gets women, don't let him fool you.

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    line of credit? only line of something he has is the coke on his broken down coffee table

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    Quote Originally Posted by B1GER1C828 View Post
    number 3 has gotten me laid 3 times in the passed month. thanks sbr!
    I put it on my resume as a notable accomplishment & it got me a job

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    what flipping burgers at Wendy's?

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    Mikail
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    yeah it's all an act. JJgold is paid in full. Has mucho tail whenever he want's and is internationally known. Truth be told.

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    JJ should have his own show in the format of Maury of Jerry Springer...i would watch

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    Nicky has told me JJ is very shy in person, other people who spoke to him on the phone say this as well.

    His height must be an advantage, but I don't think he pulls hunnies that easily. He must get laid now and then though because of his house and money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    line of credit? only line of something he has is the coke on his broken down coffee table
    thats his best quality! man the Coke will get you plenty of girls. if he plays it right he will have girls lined up for a line. and the girls that do blow will def get down to get their hands on some. all the party girls love it.

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    JJGold gets laid when he pays to get laid. Probably $300 per hour or $150 per 1/2 hour is my guess.

    Also, he does not have a car. He drives a van.
    Last edited by DiggityDaggityDo; 01-13-11 at 01:35 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    what flipping burgers at Wendy's?
    Who the fuk is this clown taking shots at people?

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    Has cool beanies lol. Probably does and thats it. Not much going for JJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    being bald negates all of the above and anything you may have left off
    ditto that and 2 inch d***

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    jj's act is funny and draws a lot of attention to sbr

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    So you and nickay are same person schizo??

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    SBR Pro makes #3

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    did JJ do a video with beanies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    SBR Pro makes #3
    warrior must be an undercover mod attempting to increase pro sign ups

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    american women suck

    he probably doesnt get shit or might be quite a struggle

    bald, shockingly unattractive

    has cool persona, and quite a hoot, in shape

    gets more rooster i imagine

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    You are forgetting the most important things which I do not have

    LOOKS..that is why I have no luck, looks mean everything and you cannot get shots without them

    I swear to you all I have not touched a women in 14 years unless I paid for it

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    I bet we can name 50 people on sbr uglier than jj. Dress well with that beanie on your head and your just fine,. Go by something and let women see a wad of cash and crack a joke at the same time.

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    Warrior I do not have it with women.

    I have accepted it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Warrior I do not have it with women.

    I have accepted it
    come on goldie just admit that you get ass 7 times a week

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You are forgetting the most important things which I do not have

    LOOKS..that is why I have no luck, looks mean everything and you cannot get shots without them

    I swear to you all I have not touched a women in 14 years unless I paid for it
    "personality" means soooooo much more to women than looks.

    I put it in parentheses because its a certain kind of personality. You can be funny to your male friends but if women don't think you are funny it doesn't matter. Women do not like sarcasm. You have to be very confident and women find that attractive.

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    Did it ever occur to you that he can't pick chicks because he is married?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    when he says he can't get laid or pickup a woman. He'll he's probaly getting his dick sucked right now.
    1. He has a house
    2 he has a car
    3 sbr pro
    4 has a line of credit
    5. Has money
    6 has money to gamble with
    7 has a sense of humor
    8 can be caring to others
    9 has cool beanies
    10. makes videos


    I have the first 8 on that list covered my self, if I can just work on the last two I could be ttwarriors hero also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You are forgetting the most important things which I do not have

    LOOKS..that is why I have no luck, looks mean everything and you cannot get shots without them

    I swear to you all I have not touched a women in 14 years unless I paid for it


    CONGRATS are in order!


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    you forgot #11- He's a celebrity..

    when we went to the casino in montreal, a total of 132 people went up to him and said to him.. aren't you that youtube sensation Jjgold? 55 gamblers said, hey, that's JJgold from SBRforum, and they wanted his autograph and a picture.. 10 others said, hey that's the guy that posts and does vids. 5 girls asked him for a picture with him and there was a big crowd around him asking him for autographs.

    When we went to restaurant, the waitress said, omg, aren't you JJgold?? then the owner came to our table, and shook his hand, took a picture and gave us a free meal on the house. then we went to another restaurant and waitress asked for his autograph.. In the 2 days he was here, i must've seen him take maybe 25 pictures with people and sign over 60 autographs..

    JJ is well known all over the world. Everywhere we went, people were stopping him on the streets asking him for an autograph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You are forgetting the most important things which I do not have LOOKS..that is why I have no luck, looks mean everything and you cannot get shots without them I swear to you all I have not touched a women in 14 years unless I paid for it
    man just move to Georgia. none of the guys here have looks. theyre all just a bunch of fat honkeys. and these girls just eat it up. theyre dumb, look retarded in camo, and have to drive massive trucks to make up for something. i swear to you the more of a loser you are the more girls you get. i honestly think i would get more girls if i wore jeans and a camo shirt. but i refuse to look like i just walked off the farm

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