Your reactions to getting your first AARP letters in the mail?

[BrentCrude]

Get depressed?Get pissed off?Go into denial?Get panicked?Get argumental to loved ones?Get happy because you now can play the part of someone who feels entitled to getting discounts?AARP is a dastardly special interest gang that pads their pockets and you will be relentlessly hounded to buy their useless overpriced crap when you turn 50.And what the hell good is it to just be eligible to join AARP when you turn 50,the casinos don't give senior citizen freebie promotions till you are at least a few years older.

[thezbar]

I rip them in half and award myself two free throws at the trash can for making it this far.

[THE PROFIT]

looking at the recipient address to see whos mail the crackhead mailman put in my fukin box