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  • Mudcat
    Restricted User
    • 07-21-05
    • 9287

    #1
    I have good news for you
    There is some kind of charity run going on on the roads around my building today. I live on the 2nd floor - thus not too far from street level - and I woke up this morning to the sound of high-pitched spectators going, Woooooooooooooo! Wooooooooooo!!

    That was around 8:30. Now it's 1:30 and they're still out there with the high-pitched, Woooooooooooooo! Wooooooooooo!! They ease up for short spurts but always pick up again.

    Woooooooooooooo! Wooooooooooo!!

    There are quite a few of them and, as I say, they are quite high-pitched.

    Why is that good news for you? Well just in case you were concerned that you might run into the most annoying people in the world today, you can set your mind at ease.

    It won't happen. They're all right here.
  • natrass
    SBR MVP
    • 09-14-05
    • 1242

    #2
    You should get a megaphone and lean out the window and announce "You can run but you cant hide. With every breath we are getting cloer and closer to your final one. Death is inevitable and will come to us all. Look around you. Everyone you see .... will be dead within years. You will be dead. Death is nothing to fear ....." etc etc.

    That usually kills a party atmosphere.
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    • tacomax
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-10-05
      • 9619

      #3
      Originally posted by natrass
      That usually kills a party atmosphere.
      And it got you 6 months in the slammer for threatening behaviour the last time you tried it.
      Originally posted by pags11
      SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
      Originally posted by BuddyBear
      I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
      Originally posted by curious
      taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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      • natrass
        SBR MVP
        • 09-14-05
        • 1242

        #4
        Originally posted by tacomax
        And it got you 6 months in the slammer for threatening behaviour the last time you tried it.
        Wrong, again. Absolutely nothing happened apart from I wasn't asked back to do the Nursing Home disco again.
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        • pags11
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-18-05
          • 12264

          #5
          I hate that especially if you've had a late night with partying or capping...
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