A weird little OFF-TOPIC test

[Mudcat]

This is something I just got in an e-mail. Maybe I'm the only person who hasn't seen it before but, just in case I'm not, I thought I'd let the forum have a go.




OBJECT OF THE TEST: Find the man

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people.

If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!

And, yes, the man is really there

[Mudcat]

I would guess I took about 5 seconds.

[onlooker]

I would guess I took about 5 seconds.

It took me about the same time. 4 to 5 seconds to find that little prick.

[Mudcat]

It took me about the same time. 4 to 5 seconds to find that little prick.

Then I guess our brains are okay - for now.

[BuddyBear]

about 45 seconds for me

[JoshW]

20 seconds

[natrass]

Yeah, about 45 seconds ... but too be honest, i didnt know what I was looking for (ie the beans making a shape like a man, etc).

So, Ive just got too worry about the left side now.

[imgv94]

It took me 25-30 secs. Terrible way to determine someones intelligence or
brain functionality.

[Doug]

what man ?














about 5 secs.

[natrass]

He looks like Marge Helgenberger.

[Mudcat]

He looks like Marge Helgenberger.

LOL!

Seriously, did anyone else think that was Steven Wright?

[Brick Tamland]

Yeah, about 45 seconds ... but too be honest, i didnt know what I was looking for (ie the beans making a shape like a man, etc).

So, Ive just got too worry about the left side now.

yea me too. i stared at it twistin my head all around lookin for the hidden smily face made of beans. in my defence i was hit with a frisbie on the right side of my head. My older brother tosswed the frisbie right at me...and when i say frisbie i mean hubcap and when i say tossed it at me i mean he beat me with it till i was in the hospital. he gets out in 6 mos.

[moses millsap]

I can't find him. I'm f'n retarded

[imgv94]

I can't find him. I'm f'n retarded

6:35 pm

[slacker00]

about 45 seconds for me

Me too, BB.

Actually I gave up after 5 seconds because I thought it was like one of those freaking pictures where you have to unfocus your eyes or whatever to see a spaceship or boat. I could never do those dang things. I saw the dude by accident when I was scrolling down to read the replies. lmao. Plus it's 3am here right now.

[rolemand]

I don't know how long it took I'm just glad I found it.

[David]

yea me too. i stared at it twistin my head all around lookin for the hidden smily face made of beans. in my defence i was hit with a frisbie on the right side of my head. My older brother tosswed the frisbie right at me...and when i say frisbie i mean hubcap and when i say tossed it at me i mean he beat me with it till i was in the hospital. he gets out in 6 mos.

:+textinbu

[Illusion]

I found it in about 10 seconds.

[totobernal]

2.97 seconds.. does it counts like less than 3 secs?

[The Great One]

Took me about 4 seconds on the nose. I think it just took that long because I wasn't sure if it was going to be a whole person's body or exactly what I was looking for.

I'm left handed though so doesn't that mean my right side of the brain is stronger than my left? It's been awhile since high school health class so maybe i'm wrong on this one.

[tacomax]

I'm left handed though so doesn't that mean my right side of the brain is stronger than my left? It's been awhile since high school health class so maybe i'm wrong on this one.

Maybe it's due to your height - how tall are you?

[The Great One]

Maybe it's due to your height - how tall are you?

Maybe you're not that bad afterall. Hahaha


Now come on, i have posted this before, according to the guy on the other thread, I have said this three times on here which is exactly 0.0052539% of my posts.

But to answer your question, I'm 287 at 5'1". Hahaha and it's 25% muscle.

[isetcap]

Maybe it's due to your height - how tall are you?

Well I'm actually about 6'5" so this only works for me if you use tall coffee beans. Plus I don't like coffee beans that much because they usually come from foreign countries and I prefer for all things foreign to stay the hell out of my country. Additionally, those coffee beans are black so that means they're stupid and going to die soon and couldn't possibly make good quarterbacks in the NFL.

[The Great One]

Well I'm actually about 6'5" so this only works for me if you use tall coffee beans. Plus I don't like coffee beans that much because they usually come from foreign countries and I prefer for all things foreign to stay the hell out of my country. Additionally, those coffee beans are black so that means they're stupid and going to die soon and couldn't possibly make good quarterbacks in the NFL.

Don't forget those beans career is over by age 30 and they will miss one full season due to an injury. Not opinions, but FACTS. But I guess some people are rasied so poorly and are under the spell of the PC police, that they thimk giving someone facts to support an argument makes them a racist.

Are you saying they do make good NFL quarterbacks? Most of you have to agree with me unless you're a moron. You just act like you disagree because you don't like the obnoxious way I make points. And yes, I prefer we protect our borders and not make laws that let more foreigners come into the country. So far, my point proves correct. I prevented 9-11. That was tough.