Mathdotcom taking shots at me now through sports book promos... (PIC)

**joesomebody114** · 06-15-11, 12:44 PM

Hahaha funniest thing I've read all day thanks for sharing Deuce! I would hang that up on my wall

althought I don't really understand half of what the letter is talking about

**Cap dat 4ss** · 06-15-11, 12:47 PM

**yisman** · 06-15-11, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by BetOnline

It's legit.

Glad to see people actually get and read our mail occasionally. We try to have some fun with it.

Cheers,

Alex

This is awesome.

**rm18** · 06-15-11, 01:53 PM

unreal

**BGS 9.5** · 06-15-11, 01:59 PM

got the same letter myself

unfukkingeal

**Extra Innings** · 06-15-11, 04:30 PM

I think I am going to up with this book just because of that letter....great stuff!

**Cap dat 4ss** · 06-15-11, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by Extra Innings

I think I am going to up with this book just because of that letter....great stuff!

f

Same here

**mathdotcom** · 06-15-11, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by Cap dat 4ss

f

Same here

You will not regret it.

Alex, any plans for another Thanksgiving bash down there??

**BetOnline** · 06-15-11, 09:02 PM

Thanks for the plug! It's true....

And yes, hope to do a small turkey weekend gig again with a small select group of players.

As you well know mathy, it's not just losers who get rewarded at BetOnline.

[plug]We <3 US players. Poker's live now too. MLB Dime lines. Life time bonus guarantee. Free mp3 downloads? Videos? [/plug]

Cheers
Alex

**Deuce** · 06-15-11, 09:10 PM

Mathy, how much for your plays daily???

**BetOnline** · 06-15-11, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

Mathy, how much for your plays daily???

if he gives 'em to you, have to use them at Bookmaker...

oh yeah you can't, no dimelines.

**Extra Innings** · 06-15-11, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by BetOnline

if he gives 'em to you, have to use them at Bookmaker...

oh yeah you can't, no dimelines.

Pares de preguntas/de peticiones Puede usted mirar en el acct B51905. Intentado darle individuos una cierta acción pero tuvo que pasar literalmente 30 minutos en el teléfono con un CS (quién era agradable a propósito) que pasaba con qué aparecía ser un cheque de crédito. Literalmente, más extenso que qué sería requerida para obtener preguntas ridículas de una hipoteca… como " what' s su cream" preferido del hielo; y " cuál era el primer equipo de béisbol de la liga pequeña usted jugó el on".

**BetOnline** · 06-15-11, 10:11 PM

lo siento amigo; will look into it.

This however is one of my personal all time greatest compliments:
"I think I am going to up with this book just because of that letter....great stuff!"

**Extra Innings** · 06-15-11, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by BetOnline

lo siento amigo; will look into it.

This however is one of my personal all time greatest compliments:
"I think I am going to up with this book just because of that letter....great stuff!"

Thanks...just PM me if I am clear for visa transactions....it's showing up under the cashier page but I remember running into difficulties when I tried to choose you for MLB in '10.

**joesomebody114** · 06-16-11, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by BetOnline

if he gives 'em to you, have to use them at Bookmaker...

oh yeah you can't, no dimelines.

Hahahahahaha

**mathdotcom** · 06-16-11, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by Deuce

Mathy, how much for your plays daily???

Deuce you hamburger you will never be big time like mathy

**ronald** · 06-20-11, 08:41 PM

Mathy does not share picks and I don't blame him. I have partied with Mathy quite a bit in Toronto at this one club where he knows the owner and all the waitresses. We were treated quite nicely but cannot get into details. I asked him for a few picks once and he said something like: "Ronnie, if I was gonna share my picks with anyone, it would be you. But I don't share with anyone." Then he outlined his reasons for not sharing using some bizarre economics theorem that was way over my head. I just listened.

**joesomebody114** · 06-21-11, 02:38 PM

Hahahah I forgot how funny this was, just for that I think I'm going to start playing with BetOnline... get in touch with me guys, I'm the biggest sucker ever I mean capital SUCKER I have not a single clue about gambling or what I'm doing, and if you make me an offer I can't refuse..(lets say $50 freeplay 2x rollover..come on that's not asking too much).. I'll start dumping paycheck after paycheck into your book, besides all I play are 12-team parlays! Don't miss an opportunity to cash out on one of the biggest suckers this industry has ever seen. JR Maxwell won't stand for it.

**Marginalis** · 06-21-11, 04:09 PM

Deuce is a gay.

**mathdotcom** · 06-22-11, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by joesomebody114

Hahahah I forgot how funny this was, just for that I think I'm going to start playing with BetOnline... get in touch with me guys, I'm the biggest sucker ever I mean capital SUCKER I have not a single clue about gambling or what I'm doing, and if you make me an offer I can't refuse..(lets say $50 freeplay 2x rollover..come on that's not asking too much).. I'll start dumping paycheck after paycheck into your book, besides all I play are 12-team parlays! Don't miss an opportunity to cash out on one of the biggest suckers this industry has ever seen. JR Maxwell won't stand for it.

Hi Brock,

How's life after pizza delivery?

**Deuce** · 06-22-11, 11:06 AM

Mathy works a 9-5 now like a loser.

I am posting this in my underpants laying in bed.

**mathdotcom** · 06-22-11, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

Mathy works a 9-5 now like a loser.

I am posting this in my underpants laying in bed.

True.

9:00AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
Make a few posts

10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.

11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition

1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts

1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.

**underthe total** · 06-22-11, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by Fishhead

DUECE, learn the trade from somebody sharper than you.

it seems they would rather have pissing and me first contests

**nobs** · 06-22-11, 09:23 PM

Math dot com isnt even a pro. Dude doesnt even gamble real money

**mathdotcom** · 06-22-11, 09:52 PM

yeah I am killing betonline with my playmoney account

**BetOnline** · 06-22-11, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

True.

9:00AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
Make a few posts

10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.

11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition

1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts

1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.

This is now the official best thread ever on SBR. Thanks, mathy. Couldn't have said it better myself.

joesomebody114, please deliver pizzas to mathy free for life courtesy of betonline. send me the bill; I'll pay it in freeplays for you.

Cheers
Alex

**yisman** · 06-23-11, 12:11 AM

Alex, mathy was ripping off a classic jjgold post.

It was posted a bunch of years ago at therx or something.

**BetOnline** · 06-23-11, 08:03 AM

Indeed. And not the first time. I feel like such a newbie. Color my avatar's face a light pink.

**mathdotcom** · 06-23-11, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by BetOnline

This is now the official best thread ever on SBR. Thanks, mathy. Couldn't have said it better myself.

joesomebody114, please deliver pizzas to mathy free for life courtesy of betonline. send me the bill; I'll pay it in freeplays for you.

Cheers
Alex

Thanks Alex

Could actually use a dedicated pizza service. Delivery times are spotty sometimes and as we all know, a pizza delivered 5 minutes before the games go off is just going to sit there for 15 minutes and it is just a bad situation for everyone.

**The Prick** · 06-23-11, 04:44 PM

this fuggin alex dude is licken his chops for a shot at this buncha retards

**joesomebody114** · 06-24-11, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by BetOnline

Indeed. And not the first time. I feel like such a newbie. Color my avatar's face a light pink.

I think I deserve $100 free bonus 0x rollover available for immediate withdrawl whattaya say pal? I'll fedex ya a 6-pack

joking, but you could have missed a chance at making some good old free american money

**joesomebody114** · 06-24-11, 12:13 AM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

Thanks Alex

Could actually use a dedicated pizza service. Delivery times are spotty sometimes and as we all know, a pizza delivered 5 minutes before the games go off is just going to sit there for 15 minutes and it is just a bad situation for everyone.

Unfortunately majority of credibility for me has been lost from copying & pasting JJ Gold's post (of all people, and to then have a guy post a link to the thread you copied & pasted from jeez

) Although I do not know you, I opened this thread and was thinking very very highly and professional of you I believed you were killing B.O., apparently not but I should have realized that from them praising and posting about you here

must make them a lot of money, I offered to do the same but they don't seem to take a liking to me

**mathdotcom** · 06-24-11, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by joesomebody114

Unfortunately majority of credibility for me has been lost from copying & pasting JJ Gold's post (of all people, and to then have a guy post a link to the thread you copied & pasted from jeez

) Although I do not know you, I opened this thread and was thinking very very highly and professional of you I believed you were killing B.O., apparently not but I should have realized that from them praising and posting about you here

must make them a lot of money, I offered to do the same but they don't seem to take a liking to me

1 large Meat lovers
1 large Hawaiian
12-pack Coke
Garlic bread
Twizzlers
7.10PM sharp

Thanks Joe

**iceminers26** · 06-27-11, 02:35 PM

I thought this was a joke at first when I read it awhile back and Deuce just doctored the letter but low and behold I pick up the mail today and I received the exact same letter

**Richkas** · 06-27-11, 03:41 PM