USA Sports in Fifth Dimension

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  • Arthur Schechter
    SBR Rookie
    • 03-21-06
    • 5

    #1
    USA Sports in Fifth Dimension
    With the embarrassing conclusion for Team USA in the World Baseball Classic, the American sports landscape as I know it is long gone.

    When Major League representatives from the United States cannot even qualify for the semi-final round of an international tournament (played in America, no less) there is something gravely wrong. Not reaching the final four translates to Team USA being no better than fifth best internationally. No way, Jose!

    Then again, this U.S. roster was destined to fail. It was comprised of has beens and not yet-to-bes. There are hordes of better players, and you can't tell me they all didn't want to participate or were injured.

    Throw in the U.S. basketball team barely making it to the podium in the last Olympics by winning a piddly bronze medal. And if you recall, before that I believe they finished fifth in the World Basketball Championships in Indianapolis. It makes me want to polish off a fifth.

    Meanwhile, contrarily, FIFA (that's international soccer's governing body) has proclaimed the U.S. soccer team heading into the World Cup this June as the fifth best squad on Earth. This is almost as unbelievable as our current baseball ranking. To think U.S. soccer has ascended to the the same level internatioonally as our baseball bretheren is out-of-this-world topsy-turvy.

    What's next, we won't win the America's Cup anymore? Oh yeah.
  • Mudcat
    Restricted User
    • 07-21-05
    • 9287

    #2
    I hear ya bruther. It's probably a lot like my feelings about my beloved Canadians missing the final 4 in hockey at the Olympics. Far from the traditional, dominant powerhouse I grew up to expect, they looked more like a group of asthmatic nerds, ripe for bullying.

    The universe is off balance.

    Fortunately our soccer team sucks so at least that much of the universe still makes sense.
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    • fordhamrams
      SBR Rookie
      • 03-21-06
      • 3

      #3
      whoa hold on.....

      So Team USA didn't finish the the WBC Final Four, what did ya expect from a pitching staff featuring Dan Wheeler and Al Leiter? This was early spring training for these guys. Yeah, we shoulda played better (losing to Canada is unacceptable), but we didn't treat it much more than an exhibition. Fidel may have threatened his boys with years of hard labor if they didn't do as well as they did. Rest assured, we still have about the best that baseball has to offer. I'm sure Hugo Chavez ain't too happy with his club also not making it to S.D.
      Anything happens in a short series. Besides, it's March madness time, so who cares?
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