SBR and my mouth get me in trouble at work today

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  • WvGambler
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-19-10
    • 11618

    #1
    SBR and my mouth get me in trouble at work today
    So in my line of work, I work with a lot of scum bags and @ssholes. I get to work with a lot of the worse ones, because A. I'm a guy and B. I kind of have a surly disposition, and a lot of the male @ssholes that we deal with respond better to me than a woman social worker.

    I have a very foul mouth, and use it at work without worry. Most of the dirtbags I have to deal with, appreciate it and feel more comfortable working with me. Feel like I am one of the guys I guess, and they can trust me.

    So today, one of my creepier clients comes in to my office. We have a buzzer, and the person in the lobby can buzz the person they are there to see. I can either let them in or not...and can also talk to them through the intercom. So this guy comes in and buzzes me. "says hey so and so, I am here for my appointment." I get up and press the intercom, and without even thinking I whip up a reaaaaaaal hum dinger of a joke. I (like a moron) say "never fukkin heard of ya, pal." He laughs, I laugh, no big deal. Except the regional director was in the waiting room talking to another client....and she hears me.

    So I got called in the principal's office for a stern talking to.............THANKS SBR!!!
    Last edited by WvGambler; 04-07-11, 06:34 PM.
  • Cuse0323
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-09-09
    • 30169

    #2
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    • doublej95
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      • 01-26-10
      • 14094

      #3
      that's good stuff, would have liked to have seen it happen
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      • stealthyburrito
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        • 05-12-09
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        #4
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        • bobbyfk
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          • 01-19-09
          • 15218

          #5
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          • opie1988
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-12-10
            • 23429

            #6
            Pure gold!

            I think we should name the term "never fukkin heard of ya, pal". I vote for simply calling it a "Rodney".

            "Guy comes up to me talkin shit....so I give him a "Rodney", & went on about my business!"
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            • WvGambler
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-19-10
              • 11618

              #7
              Originally posted by opie1988
              Pure gold! I think we should name the term "never fukkin heard of ya, pal". I vote for simply calling it a "Rodney". "Guy comes up to me talkin shit....so I give him a "Rodney", & went on about my business!"
              I thought Brock was saying it before Rod...but my memory is shiz
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              • opie1988
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-12-10
                • 23429

                #8
                Originally posted by WvGambler
                I thought Brock was saying it before Rod...but my memory is shiz
                I think you're right.....but "Rodney" just seems so much more relevant now!
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                • WvGambler
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-19-10
                  • 11618

                  #9
                  It does roll off the tongue well. Givin 'em the Rodney
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                  • onlooker
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                    • 08-10-05
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                    #10
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                    • mmike032
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                      • 09-11-08
                      • 8905

                      #11
                      are you a parole officer?
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                      • Smoke
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                        • 10-09-09
                        • 48111

                        #12
                        One of the greatest quotes ever

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                        • ebbearsfb1
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                          • 12-07-08
                          • 18815

                          #13



                          thats amazing
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                          • excel
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                            • 03-25-10
                            • 4270

                            #14
                            Post of the day
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                            • WvGambler
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-19-10
                              • 11618

                              #15
                              Originally posted by mmike032
                              are you a parole officer?

                              Child abuse investigator....deal with terrible parents all day
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                              • Bcatswin
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                                • 12-21-10
                                • 13931

                                #16
                                Excellent!!!!!
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                                • Dad
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                                  • 11-26-08
                                  • 23245

                                  #17
                                  Good stuff, WvGambler.
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                                  • HotStreak
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 05-12-09
                                    • 3235

                                    #18
                                    Nice!

                                    If you decide to leave the job to watch the kids, make a video next time.
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                                    • jjgold
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                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      WVGAmbler call me
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                                      • Extra Innings
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                                        • 02-26-10
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                                        #20
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                                        • WvGambler
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                                          • 04-19-10
                                          • 11618

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by HotStreak
                                          Nice!

                                          If you decide to leave the job to watch the kids, make a video next time.
                                          If I were thinking I would've recorded the lecture I received. Good stuff.
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                                          • stevek173
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                                            • 03-29-08
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                                            #22
                                            that's great
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                                            • Slainte
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                                              • 12-13-09
                                              • 2442

                                              #23
                                              Cool story bro but sorry never heard of you. Call JJ in order to discuss your future here
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                                              • Swinging Johnson
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                                                • 08-12-09
                                                • 7604

                                                #24
                                                It's about time we've taken SBR from the safe, comfortable and secure confines of our own little world and into the light of day. For instance, when I'm speaking with my wife and she starts to nag me, I call her a fukker, just like JJ would. Or when my son needs money for school or a field trip I'll say, "Never fukkin heard of ya pal."

                                                Finally, I have my 12 year old daughter wearing an SBR T-Shirt that says, "Life's a gamble. Go big or go home." Sure, it's caught the attention of Child Protective Services but I have to ask myself, what's more important, a little brush with the authorities or staying faithful to what we all truly believe in. No choice there. SBR- When family just isn't enough.
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                                                • Bo$$ Bet$
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                                                  • 07-08-10
                                                  • 3062

                                                  #25
                                                  awesome
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                                                  • WvGambler
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 04-19-10
                                                    • 11618

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                                                    It's about time we've taken SBR from the safe, comfortable and secure confines of our own little world and into the light of day. For instance, when I'm speaking with my wife and she starts to nag me, I call her a fukker, just like JJ would. Or when my son needs money for school or a field trip I'll say, "Never fukkin heard of ya pal."

                                                    Finally, I have my 12 year old daughter wearing an SBR T-Shirt that says, "Life's a gamble. Go big or go home." Sure, it's caught the attention of Child Protective Services but I have to ask myself, what's more important, a little brush with the authorities or staying faithful to what we all truly believe in. No choice there. SBR- When family just isn't enough.
                                                    Don't worry about the CPS guys. I got pull.

                                                    Excellent post.
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                                                    • WvGambler
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 04-19-10
                                                      • 11618

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Slainte
                                                      Cool story bro but sorry never heard of you. Call JJ in order to discuss your future here
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                                                      • Wulfman14
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                                                        • 08-24-10
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                                                        #28
                                                        good stuff
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                                                        • D3 Mighty Ducks
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                                                          • 12-17-09
                                                          • 11939

                                                          #29
                                                          Good shit, made me laugh.
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                                                          • onetrickpony
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                                                            • 08-23-10
                                                            • 9434

                                                            #30


                                                            i often use unreal and im barreled in lately
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                                                            • ElCapitan
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                                                              • 08-19-08
                                                              • 2129

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                                                              Finally, I have my 12 year old daughter wearing an SBR T-Shirt that says, "Life's a gamble. Go big or go home." Sure, it's caught the attention of Child Protective Services but I have to ask myself, what's more important, a little brush with the authorities or staying faithful to what we all truly believe in. No choice there. SBR- When family just isn't enough.
                                                              This made me laugh because last year I brought home a craps table for my garage. I was using it to teach a few friends and neighbors how to play. When I first unloaded it my 6 year old daughter was like "Dad, what's this?" so I explain what it is and she says, "Can I play?" So it's just me and her and she's throwing dice and betting chips which all in all I thought was a pretty good math exercise. So we get done and I start watching TV in the garage and about 30 minutes later here she comes back with 4 of the neighborhood kids in tow saying they all want to play craps. I got up to start dealing and then I thought, "What the hell are the neighborhood parents going to think about me teaching their 6-8 year old kids to play craps?" So I had to politely explain in a way she could understand that it probably wasn't a good idea.
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