I want a Satan worshipper to win a championship!

[bettilimbroke999]

Just to **** with these Jesus nut athletes

Yea I'd like to thank Jesus for giving another multi-millionaire athlete that snorts away all his money another 10 million

Oh btw if he could take some time off from helping multi-millionaires snort more coke and help some of the ppl who actually need his help that would be OK

Have ya noticed ya never see an AIDS orphan on those commercials say I really gotta thank God for giving me AIDS at birth and killing both my parents, I really gotta thank him for keeping me safe for the 10 years he gave me to live, I saw where he helped all those multi-millionaire meatheads win sports championships if he could take a break from helping Tebow and Cam Newton run over guys half their size and help me get over this AIDS Id sure appreciate it, oh boy here comes another rebel to rape me I got to go, thanks Jesus

[jarvol]

Isn't worshipping Satan just as equally non-sensical as worshipping Jesus/God?

[Jimmy0607]

great fukkin post

[bettilimbroke999]

Isn't worshipping Satan just as equally non-sensical as worshipping Jesus/God?

Of course, but it would be the polar opposite to thanking Jesus for scoring a TD

Yea Joe I really gotta thank the Devil for deliverin that pass on target on the final play, my fuckin QB actually sucks but the devil put a perfect spiral on that ball, alot is said about how good God can make a QB throw but I tell ya that devil really laid one in there when it counted

Thats obviously a tough loss there Tebow, Satan really seemed to give ya troubles out there

Yea I mean ya really got to give it to the devil he played a great game, I've really gotta analyze my beliefs and find a supernatural being that can push me over the top, Jesus cant even make me a starter in the NFL, I mean **** I didnt spend all that time painting religious messages on my eyes in college for a fuckin 50 passer rating, I just dont think Jesus has what it takes to play in the pros, oh well hail satan!

[muldoon]

Of course, but it would be the polar opposite to thanking Jesus for scoring a TD

I think the opposite would be blaming Jeebuz or Mohammad or what other Fantasy magic man in the sky after someone fails to hit the late shot or make the clutch catch.

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-11-29/sports/27082588_1_tweet-steelers-fan-falcons

[bettilimbroke999]

I think the opposite would be blaming Jeebuz or Mohammad or what other fantasy magic man in the sky after someone fails to hit the late shot or make the clutch catch.

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010...rs-fan-falcons

Satan worshipper would be the polar opposite, but its kind of wishful thinking bc theres not that many satan worshippers out there, I would settle for like a fundamentalist Muslim goin on and on and about he he prays to Mecca for 20 hours a day and shit after he makes the game winning catch and that's the only way he could've won the championship

[muldoon]

9-11 pretty much shut up the NBA/NFL muslim athletes who used to thank Mohammad and write stuff from the koran on their shoes etc. Not sure what it would take for the jesus jamboree to zip it up.

[bettilimbroke999]

By the way is it necessary to thank god for everything good that happens, I mean **** does he really have total influence over everything that happens, if so when something bad happens do you just blame God, if you're just ****** backwards in life is it bc god hates your guts and is basically bitch slapping you, if so why do we donate all this money to tsunami victims, cancer victims etc, they just need to pray harder like Tebow and put some bible verses on their eyeblack if they want things to get better

When Tebow choked his ass off and blew that 09 SEC Championship I would've loved to have interviewed him

Sorry man doesnt look like God was on your side tonight, does Alabama pray harder or something? Is this Bama team just better than God or does God just love Bama more? When you thank god after this game are you gonna thank him for all those interceptions you threw and not being able to score during the 2nd half, I mean God really made you look bad today. When you were crying like a bitch on the sidelines throughout the 4th qtr was that your way of thanking god for blessing Bama throughout the game

[lolguy999]

wow?