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  • stealthyburrito
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-12-09
    • 21562

    #36
    Originally posted by onetrickpony
    i gave up a threesome with a blonde and a brunette. the blonde was 18 and the brunette was 19. both very short girls average and nice face and nice ass. so it was a friday night and i knew posting would be done then so i told both of them my mother was very sick and i had the opportunity to move out of the basement and go upstairs to take care of her after all she did carry me for 9 months. then they tried saturday to hook up with me but i knew saturday would be another down because of all the cool kids would be out partying it up so i said she got the flu and her feet were swelling up so i had to care of her. long story short i did this for the next 2 weeks for the better of sbr forum.com. u chicken fuckers need to stay home 24/7 or near a device that has lan access throughout the day.
    most have mobile devices and can access the mobile site. i post and drive all the time.
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    • donkdown
      Restricted User
      • 07-09-09
      • 4423

      #37
      Another thing if u want to declare someone a pro make them depsoit at least 1000.00 that should dry up some of these bonus whoring bitches!!
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      • doublej95
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-26-10
        • 14094

        #38
        Originally posted by stealthyburrito

        most have mobile devices and can access the mobile site. i post and drive all the time.
        same here. I set through a federal audit at work Monday posting on my Droid the whole time.
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        • opie1988
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-12-10
          • 23429

          #39
          Originally posted by stealthyburrito
          most have mobile devices and can access the mobile site. i post and drive all the time.
          I thoroughly agree, Stealth!

          My personal fave is to post while speeding thru multiple school zones.

          What a rush!
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          • stealthyburrito
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-12-09
            • 21562

            #40
            Originally posted by opie1988
            I thoroughly agree, Stealth!

            My personal fave is to post while speeding thru multiple school zones.

            What a rush!


            its a dangerous activity and bad habit but driving gets boring.

            what else are you gonna do?? pay attention to the road... nahhh
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            • onetrickpony
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-23-10
              • 9434

              #41
              Originally posted by stealthyburrito
              its a dangerous activity and bad habit but driving gets boring. what else are you gonna do?? pay attention to the road... nahhh
              hell no to paying attention. im a thrill seeker, any chance i get i pound away
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              • ByeShea
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-30-08
                • 8093

                #42
                Originally posted by onetrickpony
                i gave up a threesome with a blonde and a brunette. the blonde was 18 and the brunette was 19. both very short girls average and nice face and nice ass. so it was a friday night and i knew posting would be down then so i told both of them my mother was very sick and i had the opportunity to move out of the basement and go upstairs to take care of her after all she did carry me for 9 months. then they tried saturday to hook up with me but i knew saturday would be another down because of all the cool kids would be out partying it up so i said she got the flu and her feet were swelling up so i had to care of her. long story short i did this for the next 2 weeks for the better of sbr forum.com. u chicken fuckers need to stay home 24/7 or near a device that has lan access throughout the day.
                I read your post while taking a post-onesome dump; my laptop is where it should be - on my lap.

                And all I can think about is how sure I was Villanova would cover last night.
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                • BadNina
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-27-07
                  • 10491

                  #43
                  Originally posted by stealthyburrito


                  its a dangerous activity and bad habit but driving gets boring.

                  what else are you gonna do?? pay attention to the road... nahhh
                  It's only texting and driving that is dangerous. Posting is way different than texting.
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                  • flyingillini
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 12-06-06
                    • 41219

                    #44
                    I would say 20% of my posts are from the road. I post while I drive and I can honestly say, I have almost rammed into many cars while in the middle of reading SBR or posting. God Bless SBR!
                    המוסד‎
                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                    • opie1988
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-12-10
                      • 23429

                      #45
                      Originally posted by flyingillini
                      I would say 20% of my posts are from the road. I post while I drive and I can honestly say, I have almost rammed into many cars while in the middle of reading SBR or posting. God Bless SBR!
                      Good times!!!
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                      • stealthyburrito
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-12-09
                        • 21562

                        #46
                        Originally posted by BadNina
                        It's only texting and driving that is dangerous. Posting is way different than texting.
                        you are absolutely correct nina

                        Originally posted by flyingillini
                        I would say 20% of my posts are from the road. I post while I drive and I can honestly say, I have almost rammed into many cars while in the middle of reading SBR or posting. God Bless SBR!
                        be careful illini, we need you around the forums healthy!!

                        baruch hasHem!!
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                        • flyingillini
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 12-06-06
                          • 41219

                          #47
                          Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                          you are absolutely correct nina



                          be careful illini, we need you around the forums healthy!!

                          baruch hasHem!!
                          Yevarekh Otkha Ha-Shem! Mazel my friend!
                          המוסד‎
                          המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                          • mikeanite
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 04-13-10
                            • 475

                            #48
                            man, i haven't seen anything useful in here for the last couple months but i still post
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