I Have Never Been So Bored In All My Life

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  • Mr KLC
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-19-07
    • 31097

    #1
    I Have Never Been So Bored In All My Life
    My 8 year old daughter has been bugging me to take her to a basketball game all year because she loves the sport a lot. Well, I asked her if she wanted to see an SEC Women's Tournament game. She was so excited about it. I'd never been to one before, so I thought, "Why not?". She bugged me everyday wanting to know how many days until we could go, and she was smiling ear to ear on the way over.

    So I take her to the South Carolina-Georgia game tonight. The stadium is filled 1/5 capacity. I only see 2 Gamecock fans in the crowd(I'm not kidding), one section of Georgia fans, and 85-90% Tennessee Lady Vol fans(they played their game at 12:00 this afternoon). As you can imagine, the crowd was beyond dead. I actually would have been better served to take my daughter down the road to the OVC semifinals after I told her that none of these women players were going to slamdunk the ball.

    I cannot fathom how these diehard fans are so dedicated to women's basketball. It was the most boring product I ever went to see. There was a man in the stadium actually crocheting a sweater during the game, while he was sitting next to his, what I'm guessing, was his boyfriend. My daughter was ready to leave at halftime.

    The funniest thing is she wants to go back and see a men's game next time. She told me that she won't go to another women's game unless she's playing in it herself.
  • Dirty Sanchez
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-01-10
    • 16031

    #2
    Did you tell her that Women's Basketball is all Lesbians? I mean...I know she's only 8...but you owe it to her to tell her the truth
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    • VegasInsider
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-12-10
      • 14593

      #3


      Even an 8 year old and appreciate that women's basketball sucks.
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      • Mr KLC
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 12-19-07
        • 31097

        #4
        Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
        Did you tell her that Women's Basketball is all Lesbians? I mean...I know she's only 8...but you owe it to her to tell her the truth
        I think she might have found that out on her own. I've never seen so many same sex couples in one area in all my life.
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        • wtf
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-22-08
          • 12983

          #5
          you can follow this up with a trip to see the "dykes in spikes"
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          • Brock Landers
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 06-30-08
            • 45359

            #6
            women's basketball shouldn't even be played past HS, to think they play that WNBA shit LOL
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            • Mr KLC
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-19-07
              • 31097

              #7
              An average season ticket price in the WNBA is $171 a seat. No way on Earth would I pay that.
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              • RubberKettle
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 12-28-09
                • 6421

                #8
                Volleyball is the only Woman's sport worth attending


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                • opie1988
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-12-10
                  • 23429

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mr KLC
                  An average season ticket price in the WNBA is $171 a seat. No way on Earth would I pay that.
                  I wouldn't go to the WNBA finals if they gave me courtside seats. Its way beyond brutal.
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                  • tickingclock1
                    SBR High Roller
                    • 09-05-10
                    • 162

                    #10
                    I went to the NCAAW national championship game when it was in ST Louis quite a few years back. I left at halftime.
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                    • BetterBizness
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 05-20-06
                      • 5737

                      #11
                      I dig womans soccer...

                      No really...
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                      • stefan084
                        SBR MVP
                        • 07-21-09
                        • 1490

                        #12
                        crocheting a sweater
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                        • Extra Innings
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 02-26-10
                          • 15058

                          #13
                          Sounds like she had a good time with her dad
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                          • boondoggle
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-29-10
                            • 3014

                            #14
                            how many rednecks will post in this thread....

                            o9 -195

                            u9 +175
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                            • stevek173
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 03-29-08
                              • 27598

                              #15
                              Originally posted by RubberKettle
                              Volleyball is the only Woman's sport worth attending


                              I agree
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                              • cleaveland
                                SBR MVP
                                • 04-04-10
                                • 1559

                                #16
                                Call me crazy but I enjoy watching the Phoenix Mercury of the WNBA more than half the teams in the NBA. They have great teamwork, chemistry, they play at a super-fast pace, but they're the exception to the rule.
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