I can usually detect sarcasm but strangely, I don't here. PLEEASSEEE tell me that you are kidding...
That's like trying to find weed after high school and you all band together with your $10 each and go and ask this older kid buying smokes if he knows where to find. Without fail, he knows where to get it but doesn't have it on him.
So he gives everyone a smoke in the meantime, asks for the $60 then says "i'm just going to my buddy's house over there" and points in an ambiguous direction. "I'll be back in 20 mins tops. If not, call this number, it's my cell." So he scribbles 6-digits on a napkin, hands it to you and wanders off in the general direction of where he pointed.
Minutes tick, hours trail, dinner is served, mom is worried and you're stuck, STANDING THERE WAITING, HOPING that you see his silhouette come back in your direction, desperately dialling the 6-digit number he gave you.
Months go by, you never see the guy again but that doesn't stop you from standing there at the store, looking delusionally in every direction thinking maybe one day, you will see him again and sternly ask for you money back.
PLEEASSSEEEEEEE tell me that you are joking man. a 6-month wait???? Ouch.
That's like trying to find weed after high school and you all band together with your $10 each and go and ask this older kid buying smokes if he knows where to find. Without fail, he knows where to get it but doesn't have it on him.
So he gives everyone a smoke in the meantime, asks for the $60 then says "i'm just going to my buddy's house over there" and points in an ambiguous direction. "I'll be back in 20 mins tops. If not, call this number, it's my cell." So he scribbles 6-digits on a napkin, hands it to you and wanders off in the general direction of where he pointed.
Minutes tick, hours trail, dinner is served, mom is worried and you're stuck, STANDING THERE WAITING, HOPING that you see his silhouette come back in your direction, desperately dialling the 6-digit number he gave you.
Months go by, you never see the guy again but that doesn't stop you from standing there at the store, looking delusionally in every direction thinking maybe one day, you will see him again and sternly ask for you money back.
PLEEASSSEEEEEEE tell me that you are joking man. a 6-month wait???? Ouch.