makeshift helmets made by the Egyptians

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  • DwightShrute
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-17-09
    • 102823

    #1
    makeshift helmets made by the Egyptians
    So just to outline what we have here – these are makeshift helmets made by the Egyptians whilst conducting their current demonstrations

    I shall guide you through these pieces of registered non-standard army kit:

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    Your classic 1979 ‘Tri-bottle rag’ helmet – a must in any type of combat

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    A late 80’s ‘boxhat’. The bloke next to him doesn’t appear too sure of its effectiveness
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    A renaissance period piece of brick wear teamed with a black and cream scarf. Textbook

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    I’m not sure that tuna sandwich he is about to lob is going to cause too much destruction.
    Old school 80’s broken bin helmet.
    I personally love the fact he needs to lift it up to see – does he spend the rest of the time walking in to things??


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    Textbook saucepan with lifejacket combo. He really does not want to take any chances!!

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    I literally have no idea what this is.

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    And the winner by 100 miles……
    This bloke is going to war with 2 baguettes strapped to his ears and a ham salad roll cellotaped to his forehead. I’d definitely want to be behind him if someone lobs a load of bricks at me.
  • Dirty Sanchez
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-01-10
    • 16031

    #2
    Dude probably ate that helmet before it was over with
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    • Willie Bee
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-14-06
      • 15726

      #3
      Funny stuff, yet somehow I suspect that is not a ham salad roll.
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      • icancount2one
        SBR MVP
        • 01-05-10
        • 1507

        #4
        Ever have one of those moments where you feel bad, but you're laughing anyway?
        Walter forgot... when you're desperate's when you got no choice.
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        • DwightShrute
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 01-17-09
          • 102823

          #5
          Personally I like the plastic bucket. make a couple holes to see out of and I am ready to chuck stones.

          I couldn't do the baguettes because I would end up eating them. From my experience, nothing builds an appetite more that several days of rocks chucking.
          Last edited by DwightShrute; 02-19-11, 11:41 AM.
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          • ronjon619
            SBR MVP
            • 09-06-09
            • 3675

            #6
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            • excel
              Restricted User
              • 03-25-10
              • 4270

              #7
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              • WvGambler
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-19-10
                • 11618

                #8
                Originally posted by DwightShrute
                Personally I like the plastic bucket. make a couple holes to see out of and I am ready to chuck stones. I couldn't do the baguettes because I would end up eating them. From my experience, nothing builds an appetite more that several days of rocks chucking.
                While I would normally agree with this, we must remember that nothing can kill an appetite more than several days of smelling Egyptians.
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                • Davydave
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 07-01-08
                  • 700

                  #9
                  Nice to know that they're putting their ancient relics to good use.
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