Valentines Day is a slam dunk for you fuks.
Pick some cheap roses or boxes of candy. I'm talking about those 9.999 a dozen corner store flowers, and those 1.99 a box Rite Aid chocolates.
Head out to a bar in your area. Bring one rose or one box of cheap chocolates in with you. Scope out the room. Identify any girls flying solo. Even married ones.
Pick your chic, and head over. Hand her the flower or chocolates and say " Happy Valentines Day". This should buy your a few minutes of her time, now start piling on the liqour.
If she doesn't seem to be warming up to you, or if her mate shows up, hit the road and take your act to the next bar.
Have no fear. If you don't score by the end of the night, there's always porn.
Happy Valentines Day!
Pick some cheap roses or boxes of candy. I'm talking about those 9.999 a dozen corner store flowers, and those 1.99 a box Rite Aid chocolates.
Head out to a bar in your area. Bring one rose or one box of cheap chocolates in with you. Scope out the room. Identify any girls flying solo. Even married ones.
Pick your chic, and head over. Hand her the flower or chocolates and say " Happy Valentines Day". This should buy your a few minutes of her time, now start piling on the liqour.
If she doesn't seem to be warming up to you, or if her mate shows up, hit the road and take your act to the next bar.
Have no fear. If you don't score by the end of the night, there's always porn.
Happy Valentines Day!
