How do you deal with women with PMS ???

**Grits n' Gravy** · 02-10-11, 06:36 PM

throw some good dick on them and leave them some ice cream as you head out with the boys.

**chilidog** · 02-10-11, 06:37 PM

**bradthebloke** · 02-10-11, 06:46 PM

since i cant hit her, i bought a squirt gun. I give her a few soaks when she gets out of line. true story.

**sickler** · 02-10-11, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by C-Gold

So how do you deal with women with PMS???

You stay out of her way as much as possible. Don't argue, don't instigate, don't leave the seat up...

Oh and fuk her in the ass....

**C-Gold** · 02-10-11, 06:54 PM

What about women at work?

You can't drug them, **** them in the ass, stay away from them, and you can't squirt them with a squirt gun?

**Grits n' Gravy** · 02-10-11, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by C-Gold

What about women at work?

You can't drug them, **** them in the ass, stay away from them, and you can't squirt them with a squirt gun?

keep some chocolate in your office and hand it out when needed. they'll remember you as the nice guy and be pissy with someone else.

**sickler** · 02-10-11, 08:35 PM

**swaindexter** · 02-10-11, 08:39 PM

Get a blow up doll, they do not yell back

**jwbama23** · 02-10-11, 08:41 PM

you laugh at them when they are being bitchy. It will piss a woman off more than anything else. Once you laugh at them enough and they know they arent gonna break your will they will then back down

**sickler** · 02-10-11, 08:43 PM

**ACoochy** · 02-10-11, 09:06 PM

Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy

keep some chocolate in your office and hand it out when needed. they'll remember you as the nice guy and be pissy with someone else.

Solid post. Chocolate (and ice cream) are a girls best friend come that time of month...GL

**jlgarciaiii22** · 02-10-11, 09:18 PM

Stay away from them... Never trust anything that could bleed for 3-6 days and not die!

**30K Millionaire** · 02-10-11, 09:26 PM

Make them give you head...they can't complain when their mouth is full

**EmpireMaker** · 02-10-11, 10:09 PM

give em chocolate, don't argue with them and stay away from them as much as possible

**FuzzyDunlop** · 02-10-11, 10:11 PM

The sole reason I used to keep a candy jar full of Jolly Ranchers at my desk when I worked corporate. Best $10.99 I've ever spent at Costco.

**pavyracer** · 02-10-11, 10:12 PM

Use a 2x4.

**sickler** · 02-10-11, 10:19 PM

**MMAchicka** · 02-10-11, 10:22 PM

lay the towel down and have some sexxxxxx... Then hope he gives me some $$$ to go shopping.

**sickler** · 02-10-11, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by MMAchicka

lay the towel down and have some sexxxxxx... Then hope he gives me some $$$ to go shopping.

No towel, up the ass, $20 for your troubles.

**MMAchicka** · 02-11-11, 06:27 PM

up the ass YUCK! secondly I am worth WAY more than 20 bucks and my hubby knows it

**sickler** · 02-11-11, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by MMAchicka

up the ass YUCK! secondly I am worth WAY more than 20 bucks and my hubby knows it

Don't knock it till ya tried it. Chicks who haven't taken it up the butt say yuck to the thought of it.

**MMAchicka** · 02-11-11, 06:51 PM

Well now hang on... I've done it. AND I will still say yuck. It is all about the man and his fantasy, not the womens.

My hubby can pleasure me 99.9% of the time so I really don't need it up the butt where the nerve endings are more sensative. I can get pleasured and ride him hard without taking it up the butt.

**onlooker** · 02-11-11, 06:59 PM

Tell them to call you when it is over with. In the mean time, knock of the ones that aren't on their cycle.

If your married or have a steady girlfriend. Lay a towel down, smash, then go watch sports center.

**sickler** · 02-11-11, 07:01 PM

Originally posted by MMAchicka

Well now hang on... I've done it. AND I will still say yuck. It is all about the man and his fantasy, not the womens.

My hubby can pleasure me 99.9% of the time so I really don't need it up the butt where the nerve endings are more sensative. I can get pleasured and ride him hard without taking it up the butt.

Lots of women like it as long as it isn't rammed in hard. Nice 'n' easy.

At least ya tried it

**Chugs** · 02-11-11, 07:05 PM

Yeah, its the best to to play in the mudd.

**thezbar** · 02-11-11, 07:10 PM

She wanted sex to take her mind away from her physical discomfort. Pre cycle and very early in the phase. Once it was full activated I would avoid her for a few days if possible. She said that it was the best treatment for P.M.S. for her.

**txmagnolia2** · 02-11-11, 07:20 PM

My husband knows my cycle so he gets a week's worth of sex in while I am in a good mood. Then he hides for the next few days-- works late, poker, etc...

**DwightShrute** · 02-11-11, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by C-Gold

So how do you deal with women with PMS???

**BigOrangeTitans** · 02-12-11, 06:55 AM

get your lady an IED. then they go away

**Killer_Demo** · 02-12-11, 07:08 AM

go out with the boys all week until she's normal