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hahaha. i've read this before, but it's just classicComment -
lol saw this a while back...fukin hilarious.Comment -
lmao, what a post, i need to send something to discover card, but my debt is like 4 grand. What a post, is this you??? 230 bucks aint much
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lol
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anyone else feel like prank calling some fuks today?Comment -
LOL. I love the " I am currently away traveling through time and will be returning last week. " hahah oh man, good laugh for the morning.Comment -
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That's classic. Funny sh!t.
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Dumb. I mean that's such a rookie mistake to think they would take a seven-legged spider as payment. I'm surprised, though, that the eight legger didn't get the job done.Comment -
classic,,, love itComment -
LOL...good one
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hhaha thats some good stuffComment -
Hahahhah awesomeComment -
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ha no its not actually me, but for 4K i would advise you have to at least draw a family of spiders with possible a few bumble bees as wellComment -
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HAHA I love it... I wish I could pull something like this off.Comment -
It is an old one but a good one.
The guy was Australian right?
This is an actual job application.
B & Q JOB APPLICATION
This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner
Submitted To B&Q in Tunbridge Wells.
They hired him because he was so funny.....
NAME:
Kenneth Way (Grumpy B***ard)
SEX:
Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least
One who Will co- operate)
DESIRED POSITION:
Company's Chief Executive or Managing Director. But seriously,
whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
Applying in The first place - would I?
DESIRED SALARY:
£150,000 a year plus share options and a Tony Blair style
Redundancy package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can
haggle.
EDUCATION:
Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD:
Target for middle management hostility.
PREVIOUS SALARY:
A lot less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:
My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING:
It was a c**p job.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:
Any.
PREFERRED HOURS:
1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:
Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate
Environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:
If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU
FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?:
Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:
I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you
Have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
I may already be a winner of the Reader's Digest Timeshare
Free Holiday Offer, so they tell me.
DO YOU SMOKE?:
On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy Swedish
Super model with big t*ts and who thinks I'm the greatest thing since
sliced
Bread.
Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
NEAREST RELATIVE?:
7 miles
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE
BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:
Oh yes, absolutely. __________________Comment -
Good one!
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Lol both classic! Someone should try this with creditwagering.comComment -
I like it. but I wonder why he didnt wait the full 7 days each time?Comment -
omg I'm laughing so hard after reading the spider e-mail...
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Biggamer might want to try this on creditwagering since he is a CW stiffComment -
Good stuff...enjoyed the correspondence and the job application very much
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Too funny!
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lmao "do you want me to email it back to you?"Comment -
the job application is gold as well
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hhahaha thats fukkin hilariousComment -
Both of those were fantastic.Comment -
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