JJ here is what you need to do with the $20,000 you won tonight

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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82615

    #1
    JJ here is what you need to do with the $20,000 you won tonight
    1. Buy a better rug..one that costs at least 3 dimes
    2. Buy a designer suit..the K-Mart suits you were make you look cheap
    3. Buy some real jewelry..like a Rolex and some diamond studs
    4. Go out and eat at a 5 star restaurant..no more oriole cookies and cole cuts
    5. Buy a hooker and make sweet love..no more busting nuts on bobby's pictures
    6. Take a 1 day vacation from SBR..If Walker calls tell him to screw himself
    7. Make a video at the local diner..need to be greeted like a true champion
    8. Grow a beard..then convert it to a fu manchu mustache
    9. Take all the young guns you love to the carnival..buy them ice cream cones
    10. Call your aunt and see if she is available for a hook up
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388185

    #2
    Paver some going to pay off gambling loans
    Some put in bank
    some gambling with

    My appearance is banged up and money cannot make it better

    I am still a fukkin loser
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    • rm18
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-20-05
      • 22291

      #3
      Don't listen jj bet 30k on Missouri and buy a new Cadillac
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      • Ace_of_Spades
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-14-09
        • 13518

        #4
        None of that sounds entertaining.
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        • Inkwell77
          SBR MVP
          • 02-03-11
          • 3227

          #5
          You hedged that game at the half, right? So didn't you make more than the 20k?
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          • Jimmy0607
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 04-09-09
            • 7785

            #6
            good job jj
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388185

              #7
              no hedging

              Gamblers never or rarely spend money on themselves other than to reload to gamble
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              • Ace_of_Spades
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-14-09
                • 13518

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold

                Gamblers never or rarely spend money on themselves other than to reload to gamble
                What, are you serious? I spend money on myself all the time. You have the wrong mindset.
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                • shaunovery
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-15-07
                  • 18143

                  #9
                  Enjoy the winnings
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                  • cant call it
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-29-10
                    • 8817

                    #10
                    hair implants
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                    • cant call it
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-29-10
                      • 8817

                      #11
                      just givin a hard time, great job jj, you the man. make a video of you rolling around in the $20k. this will give rod pole pulling material for a few months
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                      • Hoja Verdes
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-23-06
                        • 1403

                        #12
                        Originally posted by shaunovery
                        Enjoy the winnings
                        Unless he makes a video of himself with the money, it's safe to say it doesn't exist.
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388185

                          #13
                          Posted many pics with 30k in cash on my bed

                          Guns also

                          Hard to find guys like me on forums that gives soooooooooooooooooooo much proof

                          I might not give any in future
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                          • Smoke
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 10-09-09
                            • 48111

                            #14
                            Donate sum of that cash to the Obama 2012 campaign
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                            • hubie69
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-16-10
                              • 7329

                              #15
                              JJ: Get yourself a suite in vegas for March Madness with that. All the b*tches out there will love you then. Cole Cuts in the Suite? Thats pimpin......Miami Vice style.

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                              • pavyracer
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 04-12-07
                                • 82615

                                #16
                                Guys JJ won the money fair and square. Quit being jealous. I remember one year (Pats/Giants) he made a $20,000 bet on credit with his bookie and lost it at HT (Pats -7 1H). Then he had to get his aunt to give him the inheritence before she died to pay the bookie and later in the year on Thanksgiving he almost spindled her in the bedroom. Common lets face it JJ is a winner in life!
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