Mickey Mantle's X Rated Later to yankee PR Man, Hilarious

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • biggamer3
    SBR MVP
    • 04-16-07
    • 2163

    #1
    Mickey Mantle's X Rated Later to yankee PR Man, Hilarious


    Transcript
    New York Yankees Inc.

    Dear Mickey,

    As you probably know, 1973 marks the 50th anniversary of Yankees Stadium and we are going to have a season-long Golden Anniversary celebration. We hope to mark the occasion on our Old Timers Day, Saturday, August 11, as well as on individual dates during the season.

    We thought it would be interesting to learn from you what you consider your outstanding event at Yankee Stadium. In many cases the answer is obvious, but because we are writing a large number of your former team mates, we are asking you to answer this question for us.

    1973 will be the final season at Yankee Stadium as we know it. We will be located at Shea in 1974 and '75 while Yankee Stadium is completely rebuilt to reopen in 1976.

    Thanks for your cooperation. We are looking forward to seeing you in 1973 and wish you a happy holiday season.

    Very truly yours,

    (Signed, 'Bob Fishel')

    December 14, 1972/m
    Mantle's Response:
    I consider the following my outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium:

    — I got a blow-job under the right field Bleachers, by the Yankee Bull pen.

    This event occurred on or about: (Give as much detail as you can)

    — It was about the third or fourth inning. I had a pulled groin and couldn't **** at the time. She was a very nice girl and asked me what to do with the *** after I came in her mouth. I said don't ask me, I'm no cock-sucker.

    Signed: Mickey Mantle, The All-American Boy
  • Brock Landers
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 06-30-08
    • 45360

    #2
    come on LOL
    Comment
    • Chandler
      Restricted User
      • 01-16-11
      • 705

      #3
      gotta love the Mick
      Comment
      • blueghost
        SBR MVP
        • 09-11-09
        • 1715

        #4
        MICK should be the PR man
        Comment
        • lyon804
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 11-02-09
          • 6526

          #5
          The Mick Wish I could have seen him play. Funny stuff.
          Comment
          • ABEHONEST
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-27-09
            • 9470

            #6
            I have mixed feeling about this story!
            I don't know whether to envy Mick for this episode being true, or hate him with jealousy for it being true?
            Comment
            SBR Contests
            Collapse
            Top-Rated US Sportsbooks
            Collapse
            Working...