If you have a suicidal girlfriend, what should you do?

[Hoja Verdes]

You're in a dead-end relationship but you can't leave her because she is fukking suicidal.. She did it before when you tried to left her, luckily she got saved... This time you wanna leave her real bad but afraid that she might take her life again..

Obviously you would never forgive yourself if she killed herself. Her blood will be in your hands.. You're now tied up with this fukking girl..

What should you do?

Take out a life insurance on her with you as the beneficiary? sorry, couldn't resist. But seriously: call her family.

[elgreco]

buy some life insurance in her name

They won't pay for suicide... she has to make it look like an accident.

(Please don't tell me you were looking for helpful advice on this matter here at SBR)

[chilidog]

They won't pay for suicide... she has to make it look like an accident.

(Please don't tell me you were looking for helpful advice on this matter here at SBR)

they'll pay for suicide if the life insurance was taken out usually 2 years or more before the suicide

[stevek173]

they'll pay for suicide if the life insurance was taken out usually 2 years or more before the suicide

Was just going to say this. Buy the insurance and grin and bear it out for 2 years.

[cant call it]

tell her she doesnt have the balls to do it. anyone that claims to want to kill themselves and doesnt do it most likely will never do it. Its a game of attention look at me look at me, everyone feel sorry for me, comfort me, tell me its gonna be okay, and I am the best, tell me again. Then 6 months later you lookin at the same fkin thing. leave her, get a new phone#, get her parents/siblings involved and tell them exactly whats going down.

[ngates815]

Obviously you leave subtle hints around the house.


In her bathroom drawer leave a pair of scissors.

In the nightstand leave a bottle of sleeping pills.

When the cars in the garage maybe leave a garden hose and ducktape on the roof of the car.

And of course just leave a Noose hanging from somewhere in the house with a chair underneath with a sign reading "just fuckkin do it you emo cunt"




obviously these are jokes.

[sundin4prez]

Don't put the pussy on a pedestal, pal.

hhahaha so true.... in the last couple of years this quote has done wonders for me..... thanks 40 year old virgin...

[sundin4prez]

also A2M while you can

[chilidog]

also A2M while you can

What's with all of these ass to mouth machines that I keep seeing all over the place? Did those weird-ass Japanese finally succeed in bringing their fetishes to our side of the pond? I don't know how I feel about a machine where you go to get ass to mouth. Just seems wrong.

[rm18]

you cant stay with her because of that

[slatter]

I didn't read the OP but I am truly sorry you have to deal with this, and I'd speak with her parents immediately.

[Dark Horse]

Just leave. Clean break. What she does after that is her business. If she knows she can't use this suicide deal as manipulation there's no reason for her to go there.

[Powderguy]

Get her help

[secretstash]

this thread is useless without pics post her pics here and then show her the thread.. problem solved

-stash

[fsugolf]

1.) Drive to the nearest bridge
2.) Break up with her
3.) Get back into the car and drive away
4.) ???????????
5.) Profit

[Willie Bee]

Maxcraft, aka mj_6rings, I would just accept the fact you are going to do nothing but attract losers in your life and go from there. God bless.

[pennsylvania209]

Go find another gf.

[big0mar]

Tell her she needs help and break up with her