What is your best witty one liner....

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  • purecarnagge
    SBR MVP
    • 10-05-07
    • 4843

    #1
    What is your best witty one liner....
    to describe or tell your women to go to hell when she's on the rag?
  • geebert74
    SBR MVP
    • 09-03-09
    • 2445

    #2
    two words usually do the trick... fukk & you...
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    • doublej95
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-26-10
      • 14094

      #3
      you fukking cunt.


      they hate that word
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      • Deuce
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 01-12-08
        • 29843

        #4
        Greatly depends on the situation.
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        • purecarnagge
          SBR MVP
          • 10-05-07
          • 4843

          #5
          Originally posted by Deuce
          Greatly depends on the situation.
          The thread isn't going anywhere...
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          • DeeWizzle
            SBR MVP
            • 03-08-09
            • 3316

            #6
            Originally posted by purecarnagge
            to describe or tell your women to go to hell when she's on the rag?
            I usuaIIy go with "Go to heII, your on your rag"!
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            • onlooker
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              • 08-10-05
              • 36572

              #7
              Call me when your cycle is over.
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              • saints7011
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-21-09
                • 5544

                #8
                Originally posted by doublej95
                you fukking cunt.


                they hate that word
                they do hate that word , I think my wife hates she let me know she hates it , we get in a fight , guess what the first thing I say...
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                • onlooker
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 08-10-05
                  • 36572

                  #9
                  The word cunt can just about make a female cry.
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                  • EDDIE MONEY LINE
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-24-10
                    • 6298

                    #10
                    get a fuckingg towel
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                    • Waterstpub87
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-09-09
                      • 4102

                      #11
                      Originally posted by onlòóker
                      The word cunt can just about make a female cry.
                      I never understood why women find that word so offensive.
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                      • The Madcap
                        SBR MVP
                        • 07-03-10
                        • 2808

                        #12
                        I only dip my rod in the chum when I'm fishing for marlin.
                        No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                        • Roadtrip635
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-07-10
                          • 6129

                          #13
                          "So I guess a blowjob is out of the question."
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                          • WeinketoWarrick
                            SBR MVP
                            • 05-30-09
                            • 1698

                            #14
                            "Thankfully you and your sister aren't on the same cycle"
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                            • purecarnagge
                              SBR MVP
                              • 10-05-07
                              • 4843

                              #15
                              I really thought SBR would deliver...you guys are underperforming.
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                              • Roadtrip635
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 12-07-10
                                • 6129

                                #16
                                "Don't trust anything that can bleed for 7 days and doesn't die."
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                                • The Madcap
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 07-03-10
                                  • 2808

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Roadtrip635
                                  "Don't trust anything that can bleed for 7 days and doesn't die."
                                  Nice.

                                  No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                  • onetrickpony
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-23-10
                                    • 9434

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Roadtrip635
                                    "Don't trust anything that can bleed for 7 days and doesn't die."
                                    if u ever had a girl u would know it doesnt bleed that long
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                                    • stevek173
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 03-29-08
                                      • 27598

                                      #19
                                      "Aunt Flo's in town eh? A BJ whenever you want is fine"

                                      You are joking then you feel her stuff up through her pants then she gets on her knees unless you have other issues w her.

                                      Book it.
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                                      • Wiggums5
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 12-05-10
                                        • 2409

                                        #20
                                        go up to a girl at a party and look at her and say "you'll do"
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                                        • mcaulay777
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 09-13-10
                                          • 1768

                                          #21
                                          Hey! The Jerk store called there running out of you.
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