The Most Painful Thing In the World

**Illusion** · 02-22-06, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by isetcap

Listening to Mike Patrick and Dick Vitale cover a Duke basketball game.

What's even more painful is when they do a Duke/North Carolina game.

**isetcap** · 02-22-06, 10:31 PM

Is it normal that I want to kill myself when I watch Puke Basketball?

**Illusion** · 02-22-06, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by isetcap

Is it normal that I want to kill myself when I watch Puke Basketball?

Try having a good friend that's a Duke fan. We live no where near NC, but he loves them anyway. Sometimes I just wanna punch him in the face.

**bigboydan** · 02-22-06, 10:37 PM

no, listening to these two guys broadcast a duke game, when you bet against duke.

now thats what i call brutal !!

**Illusion** · 02-22-06, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by bigboydan

no, listening to these two guys broadcast a duke game, when you bet against duke.

now thats what i call brutal !!

I had Georgia Tech tonight and had the volume muted.

**imgv94** · 02-22-06, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by Illusion

I had Georgia Tech tonight and had the volume muted.

Literally ILL?

Did u really have it off?

**Illusion** · 02-22-06, 10:56 PM

I had it on until Vitale started going off on the Duke haters. "See Duke haters the Devils have only gone to the line once. They don't always get the benefit." Once he started that shit I pressed mute.

**isetcap** · 02-22-06, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by Illusion

Try having a good friend that's a Duke fan. We live no where near NC, but he loves them anyway. Sometimes I just wanna punch him in the face.

I wish I could accurately explain to you how hard I am laughing at this statement and how perfectly I understand and share your violent tendencies in this situation.

It makes me wish I was a filmaker, because I would immediately start working on a project where I would have an actor playing Illusion sitting with another actor playing Illusion's friend watching the Duke/UNC game at Cameron. At least 10 minutes of film would be devoted to Illusion punching his friend in the face. I mean slow motion, fast motion, stop motion, rewind, split frame, etc. Then I would start rotating the faces of Duke players and coaches and Penis Vitale in place of your friend's face and you would punch them all. I swear to God Up Above that I would win awards and great fame for such a production.

IMG, you're in LA...Can you put this together for us?

**imgv94** · 02-22-06, 11:02 PM

I'll make a few calls, but how is my character going to be
included.

**isetcap** · 02-22-06, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by imgv94

I'll make a few calls, but how is my character going to be
included.

I don't suppose you want to be Illusion's friend do you?

How about if you're another friend in the room who has a bat and jumps around all over the place screaming obscenities and spurring Illusion on. Kind of like a Clockwork Orange type of scene.

**imgv94** · 02-22-06, 11:14 PM

If theres blow torches involved I will make it happen..

**Illusion** · 02-23-06, 12:02 AM

Damn iset, I finally met another guy that hates Duke more than me and looker. This is some funny stuff.

**imgv94** · 02-23-06, 12:03 AM

J.J REDDICK. LOL He has a Red Dick.

**The Great One** · 02-23-06, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by imgv94

J.J REDDICK. LOL He has a Red Dick.

The only problem with that is that it is spelled "Redick"

And something tells me he gets any piece of ass he wants thats within a 100 miles of Durham even if his dick was blue in color. Call it what you want, but he is an example of how hard work can pay off because I remeber him as a freshman and all he was was a jumpshooter. I'd take him over all of these so-called athletic freaks that can jump all over the place and are quick as hell, but have absolutely no basketball smarts or shot.

**BuddyBear** · 02-23-06, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by isetcap

Is it normal that I want to kill myself when I watch Puke Basketball?

it's very normal....trust me.

**isetcap** · 02-23-06, 01:14 AM

Originally posted by The Great One

The only problem with that is that it is spelled "Redick"

And something tells me he gets any piece of ass he wants thats within a 100 miles of Durham even if his dick was blue in color. Call it what you want, but he is an example of how hard work can pay off because I remeber him as a freshman and all he was was a jumpshooter. I'd take him over all of these so-called athletic freaks that can jump all over the place and are quick as hell, but have absolutely no basketball smarts or shot.

Yes, and we'll see how spectacular those basketball "smarts" are when he is playing in the big league and he flops like all Puke guards do. They're always so smart and get so much ass (like that has something to do with it) and then they "smart" themselves into some kind of horrible off the court accident and teams end up filing massive insurance claims on them. If I'm an insurance company, I'm not offering a policy to whatever dumbass team picks him up in the draft. Go ask the people in Phoenix how they feel about their athletic freak Amare Stoudamire and whether or not they'd rather have Redick. Anyone who thinks that Redick will be a star in the NBA obviously has no concept of the athleticism necessary to excel at that level. Redick's legacy will be as a great college shooter and nothing more than that. Show me an NBA team that counts their "smart unathletic undersized shooter" as their key component. Supposed "smarts" and "shooting" are incredibly overrated skills when it comes to playing the highest level of basketball.

**imgv94** · 02-23-06, 01:16 AM

Redick is solid!! red dick and all.

He is one of the best shooters I have ever seen.

**rm18** · 02-23-06, 01:28 AM

Sam Cassell, Steve Nash, Mike Bibby are small unathletic guys who are stars right now

**isetcap** · 02-23-06, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by rm18

Sam Cassell, Steve Nash, Mike Bibby are small unathletic guys who are stars right now

They are all point guards who can handle the ball very well and that does not match well with Redick's talents.

You might be right about Mike Bibby if by unathletic you mean very athletic.

Christian Laettner was a great Duke shooter also. Bobby Hurley was a great Duke shooter also. Trajon Langdon was a great Duke shooter also. Jay Williams was a great Duke shooter also.

**imgv94** · 02-23-06, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by isetcap

They are all point guards who can handle the ball very well and that does not match well with Redick's talents.

You might be right about Mike Bibby if by unathletic you mean very athletic.

Christian Laettner was a great Duke shooter also. Bobby Hurley was a great Duke shooter also. Trajon Langdon was a great Duke shooter also. Jay Williams was a great Duke shooter also.

My boy isetcap, this is post of the week. look at it on a
separate thread.

**Dead Money** · 02-23-06, 04:48 PM

Redick reminds me of a future Danny Ainge or Steve Kerr.

I don't think everyone would hate Duke so much if they had unbiased annoucers covering the games.

It does get annoying with fuckface Dipsy Doo Dunkeroo wanting to give it to Redick up the ass the entire season.

**BigDog** · 02-23-06, 04:57 PM

Dickhead Vitale and Chris "fatass" Berman are the 2 most annoying men I've ever heard in my life! Why can ESPN understand this and fire both of their stupid asses?

**Willie Bee** · 02-23-06, 05:12 PM

Re-dick sounds like something my ex was known to do

The guy who invented the MUTE button should be knighted or sainted or whatever. Very rarely do I listen to the audio on any televised sports event. Background music works much better: Classical for football, Jazz for college hoops and old lounge tunes from the 50s and 60s for baseball.

**Dead Money** · 02-23-06, 05:26 PM

Willie and Big Dog

I read a staory awhile back how someone invented a remote for there tv so when Berman came on and said something that it would automatically mute what ever he said.

Actuall check this out chris Berman haters .....http://www.sportsgoons.com/Archives/...man_remote.htm

**BigDog** · 02-23-06, 05:35 PM

Thats funny Dead Money.....I need one of those

**Uncle B** · 02-23-06, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by isetcap

Listening to Mike Patrick and Dick Vitale cover a Duke basketball game.

Dick Vitale has gotten worse, imo..

gone from annoying, to allmost unwatchable.

oh, and.,.. hiya, SBR dudes..

**Willie Bee** · 02-23-06, 06:32 PM

Howdy, Nutts

Welcome aboard.

**onlooker** · 02-23-06, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by ogdnutts

oh, and.,.. hiya, SBR dudes..

Hey, whats up UB. Good to see you here.

**Uncle B** · 02-23-06, 06:37 PM

thanks... i've been snooping around awhile..

was bored, figured i'd get my feet wet.

by the way... Vitale is annoying, but, not really 'painful' imo... you ever sit on your own nutts ?

or, listen to an Anna Nicole Smith interview?

that shit is painful.

**bigboydan** · 02-23-06, 06:41 PM

it's about time you started posting more over here UB

**isetcap** · 02-23-06, 06:42 PM

Well, actually Rita Cosby is the most painful voice in all the media.

**Winston Smith** · 02-25-06, 04:39 PM

Mike Patrick and whoever the other guy is have spent the last 20 minutes railing on anyone who thinks Duke gets more calls. They're not even attempting to be objective anymore.

**isetcap** · 02-25-06, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by Winston Smith

Mike Patrick and whoever the other guy is have spent the last 20 minutes railing on anyone who thinks Duke gets more calls. They're not even attempting to be objective anymore.

Oh no, that was The Drunk Patrick that was taking that position. Lenny Elmore actually went back to replay and showed multiple instances clearly detailing the standard inequities while Spatrick just sat back and fumed. Re Dick showed today exactly how great he'll be when he faces NBA defenders who are bigger and faster than him. He was dominated by Marty Collins who happens to be someone who may actually be able to play at the next level.

**imgv94** · 02-25-06, 05:00 PM

And these guys have alot more money than all of us. Well except maybe
isetcap. Isn't that terrible..