These Will Be Awards Giving Out In Middle January

**THE PROFIT** · 12-27-10, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by Rod1010

i do not have a smoking hot gf for no reason

may the best man win

I'm not fukin girls half my age because I'm a good cook either, coolrod!

**dngf** · 12-27-10, 08:41 PM

I nominate The Profit for the funniest poster. I laugh at his posts every day.

**THE PROFIT** · 12-27-10, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by dngf

I nominate The Profit for the funniest poster. I laugh at his posts every day.

Thank you, sir. I have quiet a following & get a lot of fan mail. Have to empty my PM box hourly.

Would you like to become a member of THE PROFIT's fan club?

You get a pin, a patch, a decal, and a rulebook

**bobbyfk** · 12-27-10, 08:47 PM

sounds good, I should win video maker for sure

**dngf** · 12-27-10, 08:51 PM

I will wait until January to send you my expired points for my membership fee.

**13th Inning** · 12-27-10, 08:54 PM

Since it's going to be 2011, there should also be an award for Poster of the Decade for 2001-2010.

**Rod1010** · 12-27-10, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

I'm not fukin girls half my age because I'm a good cook either, coolrod!

touche .

**cobalt king** · 12-27-10, 08:58 PM

Power poster of the year- fighting warrior 6,000 in 6 months, or jj for hitting 80k but he gets the big bucks for it.

**sickler** · 12-27-10, 08:58 PM

JJ, I deserve something. Will get naked if I have to.

**Ace_of_Spades** · 12-27-10, 08:59 PM

Wouldn't Ironman and Body of the year be the same?

**tripleblack1705** · 12-27-10, 09:00 PM

Wtf

**Dirty Sanchez** · 12-27-10, 09:20 PM

jj failed to mention...that Non-pro's are not eligible...just another benefit of being a "Pro"

**Cougar Bait** · 12-27-10, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

I agree, coug. That is one twisted fuk. I wonder who his ghost is? Strange how someone can turn that creepiness on & off to post normally, maybe not normally but not "Pecos Billy" ish

I actually miss Pecos Bill a lot

I miss those fuked up threads where he would smash his face bloody then drone on about being depressed. Also the ones about how stylish he was wearing shit that wasn't cool in 1952. Fuk I miss that kid. I wonder what the he and his purple cock are doing right now.

**The Seer** · 12-27-10, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Fuk I miss that kid. I wonder what the he and his purple cock are doing right now.

I'm sure his cock is buried in a cucumber right about now

**Full Time Hobo** · 12-27-10, 10:33 PM

Pecos always cheered me up because no one was ever as depressed as he was

**jjgold** · 12-28-10, 06:14 AM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

what is ironman??

most consecutive days posted?? posting through injuries and sickness??

Basically a day in and day out poster, I mean I would win easy but I am not eligible for any awards

**big0mar** · 12-28-10, 10:53 AM

JJ I want rookie of the year

**pavyracer** · 12-28-10, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

for 2010

Poster of the year
man of the year
prick of the year
video maker of the year
craziest poster of the year
Most accurate Sportsbook Advisor
Best Looking poster
Sharpest Poster of the year
Best looking female poster
Most Well Rounded Poster
Female handicapper of the year
sportsbook owner of the year
street guy of the year
Best handicapper
Comeback poster of the year
rookie of the year
Sexiest poster of the year
Athlete of the year
Toughest SBR Poster of the year
power poster of the year
Funniest poster
Party poster of the year
spreadsheet poster of the year
Ironman of the year
Biggest loser of the year
Most Controversial poster of the year
Best Body of the year
Best writer of the year
Biggest cock
Smallest cock
Scored the most with women of the year

Nominations for any of these categories are ok in this thread, winners announced in a video

jgold for Smallest cock of the year

shantystar for Biggest cock of the year

BrentCrude for Athlete of the year

CarpeDime for Female handicapper of the year

The Profit for Sexiest poster of the year

fightingwarrior for Best handicapper of the year

Cougar Bait for Biggest loser of the year

SamNCharges99 for Best looking female poster

**Cougar Bait** · 12-28-10, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

jgold for Smallest cock of the year

shantystar for Biggest cock of the year

BrentCrude for Athlete of the year

CarpeDime for Female handicapper of the year

The Profit for Sexiest poster of the year

fightingwarrior for Best handicapper of the year

Cougar Bait for Biggest loser of the year

SamNCharges99 for Best looking female poster

Wow

**stealthyburrito** · 12-28-10, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Basically a day in and day out poster, I mean I would win easy but I am not eligible for any awards

there's a whole lot of guys who post everyday.

jj just give it to me.

kthnx.

**The Seer** · 12-28-10, 04:07 PM

By Biggest Cock, do you mean HAS the biggest cock or IS the biggest cock? There's a big difference there.

**sickler** · 12-28-10, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Wow

Coug, it looks like Pavy is giving the opposite of his true feelings. Carpe and Sammy are proven males. BrentCrude is 400 lbs of couch-potato blubber and fightingwarrior can't pick his nose.

The only exeptions to my theory are JJ did indeed show his cock, it's nowhere near big......and Profit ain't an ugly guy

**jjgold** · 12-28-10, 06:10 PM

I do not care if your a pro or non pro, I never have looked at that when I rank posters

We do want everyone to be pros but really does not hurt you to be a non pro

**pavyracer** · 12-28-10, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by sickler

Coug, it looks like Pavy is giving the opposite of his true feelings. Carpe and Sammy are proven males. BrentCrude is 400 lbs of couch-potato blubber and fightingwarrior can't pick his nose.

The only exeptions to my theory are JJ did indeed show his cock, it's nowhere near big......and Profit ain't an ugly guy

No sickler these are my true nominations. Cougar Bait gets the award for Biggest loser of the year for the crap he was feeding us about Brock Landers for a week.

**dngf** · 12-28-10, 06:56 PM

absolutely no offense intended, I nominate Dad for best female poster. His posts are pretty good.

**SamsNCharge99** · 12-28-10, 07:05 PM

Poster of the year.......Fishhead
man of the year.........???
prick of the year............G's Pks
video maker of the year.....BobbyFK
craziest poster of the year.......Cougar
Most accurate Sportsbook Advisor.........Fishhead
Best Looking poster.........SamsNCharge99
Sharpest Poster of the year........Fishhead
Best looking female poster......Shari
Most Well Rounded Poster.........???
Female handicapper of the year......???
sportsbook owner of the year....Blackie
street guy of the year.........Brock Landers
Best handicapper........Fishhead
Comeback poster of the year........BobbyFK
rookie of the year.....ZetaPsi
Sexiest poster of the year......??
Athlete of the year........SamsNCharge99
Toughest SBR Poster of the year.........??
power poster of the year.........TTaylor
Funniest poster.........????
Party poster of the year......???
spreadsheet poster of the year.....Illini
Ironman of the year......???
Biggest loser of the year..........???
Most Controversial poster of the year....Bateman
Best Body of the year......????
Best writer of the year....???
Biggest cock....TheProfit
Smallest cock....JJGold
Scored the most with women of the year.......SamsNCharge99

**SamsNCharge99** · 12-28-10, 07:07 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

jgold for Smallest cock of the year

shantystar for Biggest cock of the year

BrentCrude for Athlete of the year

CarpeDime for Female handicapper of the year

The Profit for Sexiest poster of the year

fightingwarrior for Best handicapper of the year

Cougar Bait for Biggest loser of the year

SamNCharges99 for Best looking female poster

WTF bro

**ttwarrior1** · 12-28-10, 07:08 PM

i hope i get one award, if celek gets a td tonight and i become an SBR Pro. Watch out world.
I also qualify for smallest cock, and loser award, toughest and power poster. Alot on here, still don't know me though.

**pavyracer** · 12-28-10, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by SamsNCharge99

WTF bro

Sammy put that topless picture of yours again with the tattooed Greek letters.

**SamsNCharge99** · 12-28-10, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Sammy put that topless picture of yours again with the tattooed Greek letters.

go find it and post it

**yisman** · 12-28-10, 07:23 PM

this thread is hilarious

It's an internet forum

cock sizes and best looking?

jj, you don't even go to the bash, you fukk

I can imagine one of these guys trying to pick up chicks by virtue of his fictional awards from jj.

**FrozenMAN** · 12-28-10, 07:24 PM

what about BEST FAKE HAIR?

THE DOCTA has that one wrapped up!

**sickler** · 12-28-10, 07:25 PM

Profit should get funniest poster award.

That is one funny motherfukker

**THE PROFIT** · 12-28-10, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by sickler

Profit should get funniest poster award.

That is one funny motherfukker

Funny how? Whatta ya mean, funny? Funny like a clown? Am I a clown to you? Am I here to make you laugh, mutherfuker?

**Cougar Bait** · 12-28-10, 07:45 PM

Pavy don't be an idiot. All that shit was real. I don't make things up for "ratings." It's not like I have a stake in this place.