Anyone have a pocket pussy?

**Rod1010** · 12-15-10, 03:48 PM

ask joe rogan !!!

**THE PROFIT** · 12-15-10, 04:06 PM

Mine wont fit in my pocket. its over 6ft tall & wont shut the fuk up

**Gemoka** · 12-15-10, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

Mine wont fit in my pocket. its over 6ft tall & wont shut the fuk up

**doublej95** · 12-15-10, 04:19 PM

whats wrong with using your hand and some lotion?

**onetrickpony** · 12-15-10, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

Mine wont fit in my pocket. its over 6ft tall & wont shut the fuk up

somebody has a problem, need to teach her whos the boss, nvm dont use my advice im the one thinkin about gettin a pocket pussy

**MJFtheGenius** · 12-15-10, 04:25 PM

Yes carry it with me at all times

**Rod1010** · 12-15-10, 04:29 PM

onetrick. brazzers not enough!?

**onetrickpony** · 12-15-10, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by Rod1010

onetrick. brazzers not enough!?

more than enough but i need a feel of a vag every now and then

**boneheaded1** · 12-15-10, 04:36 PM

Funny post. Actually, they aren't that bad. My wife bought one for when I'm "anxious" and she isn't in the mood or is having "her friend visit". Does the job and better than a hand. She would do the oral sex but hey, if she's considerate enough to my needs to get this thing instead of just turning me down, then I'll make her use it. Besides, it cuts down her risk of whiplash or lockjaw. By the way, for those wondering. This isn't a joke, she really bought one and really uses it on me when she isn't in the mood. She even is the one who washes it out when were done.

I want to thank the poster of this thread. I ain't got it so bad. . .

**onetrickpony** · 12-15-10, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by boneheaded1

Funny post. Actually, they aren't that bad. My wife bought one for when I'm "anxious" and she isn't in the mood or is having "her friend visit". Does the job and better than a hand. She would do the oral sex but hey, if she's considerate enough to my needs to get this thing instead of just turning me down, then I'll make her use it. Besides, it cuts down her risk of whiplash or lockjaw. By the way, for those wondering. This isn't a joke, she really bought one and really uses it on me when she isn't in the mood. She even is the one who washes it out when were done. I want to thank the poster of this thread. I ain't got it so bad. . .

you welcome now im going to get the clear one

**B1GER1C828** · 12-15-10, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

Mine wont fit in my pocket. its over 6ft tall & wont shut the fuk up