Mandatory SBR Photo Thread

**Deuce** · 12-15-10, 01:00 PM

Shari, call me.

**shari91** · 12-15-10, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by Rod1010

shari ur not the 35 .. ur 19 years old and thats why u have shari1991 in ur poster name

For the 95th time my little cockroach - which you would know if you had actually been around here longer than a month since I'm asked this constantly - when I signed up for my email address.. back when you were still in diapers, I tried to get Shari99 for Gretzky. That was taken so they auto suggested shari91. Since this was over 10 years ago, again when your shit was still runny, I didn't realise I could reject their suggestion so I took it. So now I've been shari91 since then. I was born in 75. Graduated from high school in 92. Graduated from my honours in 95 and from my Masters in 2000. Inspector Gadget - please let me know where '91 fits in there.

Oh and next time you're at Whiskey Go Go, I'll ask my friend Carl who partially owns the joint to find you and remind you that the name is actually Whiskey A Go Go. And when he's tossing your ass out of the place, I'll make sure he has me on the phone so I can say hi. Don't fukk with me dude. I don't bullshit - I also don't respect those who do.

Originally posted by jjgold

If study both pics they look photo shopped The one girl sitting down cannot be a day over 21 Shari says she is 35

I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear this shit is funny!!

Are you fukkin serious???? If so, you need to get out of Jersey. Not every 30+ year old has leathered skin because they've been hanging out in tanning booths all day. I could say more here about what an actual prick you are for not confirming this but you know what - I don't give a shit what people think I look like. I honestly don't. I care if they think I have something useful to add in sports conversations and visit me in Tennisville every so often. Prick fukker butt plug lover.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 12-15-10, 01:00 PM

Where are the Shari photos?

**zam77** · 12-15-10, 01:04 PM

she asked to have them removed. and i think it was done

**shari91** · 12-15-10, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

ok, here is the real truth.. she won't post a pic of her holding a sign OR make a vid, which then would confirm everything.. the reason why is because this pic she posted was taken probably 11 yrs ago when she was 24 before she got pregnant. now she has a 10 yr old and she's 35.. so basically, she put up an old pic of her when she was still young partying before pregnancy.. that's why she won't post a pic with an SBR sign cause she doesn't look the same as this pic anymore.. so probably it's her in the pic, but 11 yrs ago, she has now changed. she once posted a recent pic of her with a kid.. does anyone have that pic??? that's the recent her and it didn't look like this pic at all..

so there you have it boys.. YOU'RE WELCOME

Yo dickwad - my son is 15 months old. Ask your buddy JJ if he can at least confirm that. And considering my son was born 2 months early and weighed 1.33 kilograms, convert that shit into pounds and try to imagine how much weight I would've put on during my pregnancy. Oh wait, I'll help you out - I weighed less when I was pregnant than I do now since the Drs are trying to chunk me up and I weigh less now than I ever did before I was pregnant.

As much as I truly love each of you guys on here and would be sad if any of you got smucked by a car or something, there are some days that I wonder why I bother.

You're right everyone - I LIED. Please disregard those photos and let's just go back to being normal. I honestly don't know what I was thinking by even posting anything at all.

**Deuce** · 12-15-10, 01:06 PM

Shari is fukkin hot. A broad that gambles, enjoys hockey, and is feisty. YA!!!!!!

JJGOLD BACK OFF NOW!

**Dad** · 12-15-10, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Where are the Shari photos?

On my PC now.

I will sell them later for SBR points.

**Rod1010** · 12-15-10, 01:09 PM

shari im not the mike guy. shari if thats u i would bang u . shari ur 19 just like me

**lonesomeloser** · 12-15-10, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Would you like me to post the photos from when I gave birth? That chick in the photos is most definitely over 25. In fact she's almost 36. I know this because it's me. And you know it to you cokwagnut.

lonesomeloser: if you knew anything about me you'd know i get harassed for photos all the time. This is only the 2nd time i've ever posted them and to tell you the truth it's because i've had a good day personally and was drinking wine after my son fell asleep. In over 10k posts on here i've never bullshitted and i'm not about to now. It feels weird even having to defend my own photos since in the morning many Aussie posters can come on here and confirm it but in the end I promise you that I feel no need to pretend to be someone I'm not on here. I'd hope I'm kind of cool enough that I wouldn't need to.

Hi Shari. I bet you do get harrassed. I have seen it before with others whilst I have been lurking and unable to post. You are about the only girl walking down the street whilst the tumblweeds blow by around here. I am happy you have had a good day, hope you have enjoyed your wine as I am enjoying mine. By the photos all I meant is that, if I was you, I would not feel comfortable posting real photos for anyone to see, just as I would not post photos of my scar faced mug. I am just saying that in communicating information, we create reality. In your case, you must be happy with your reality.

**julio_cat** · 12-15-10, 01:16 PM

Shari, please ignore all of this thread, and keep posting your tennis plays and leans.

BTW, at least I got something useful out of the time I read this threasd, where do you post your other sports picks?

**Crash** · 12-15-10, 01:17 PM

im the avatar nothing to hide

**tony_come** · 12-15-10, 01:18 PM

Nonsense

some ppl are looking for attention

**jjgold** · 12-15-10, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by dad

on my pc now.

i will sell them later for sbr points.

daddy call me

**Deuce** · 12-15-10, 01:21 PM

Shari is a 10!!!!

**shari91** · 12-15-10, 01:24 PM

Lonesomeloser - I promise you I don't feel comfortable about how I look but there are certainctumes when i feel safe (this was obviously a bad choice on my part) when I feel ok enough to show who I really am. That's why part of me is kaughing at all of this - I look at those photos and see a chick with a big nose, nasty roots and hasn't exercised in over a year. Or even been to a dentist in the past 6 months!!! But.... I did give birth to a child and I'm doing everything I can to keep him healthy when odds are stacked against him.

So yeah, in actuality it was my fault. I just wanted to have fun and be normal for a few hours and didn't think it would get this silly. And the fact that the posters who are willing to verify who I am just happen to be sleeping right now since it's 5:30am here doesn't help either.

It's all good though. And as far as you're concerned, share what you feel comfortable with. I promise for every fukwit there are 6 adult posters who have your back. All the best.

**shari91** · 12-15-10, 01:26 PM

Lonesomeloser - I promise you I don't feel comfortable about how I look but there are certain circumstances when i feel safe (this was obviously a bad choice on my part) and I feel ok enough to show who I really am. That's why part of me is laughing at all of this - I look at those photos and see a chick with a big nose, nasty roots and hasn't exercised in over a year. Or even been to a dentist in the past 6 months!!! But.... I did give birth to a child and I'm doing everything I can to keep him healthy when odds are stacked against him.

So yeah, in actuality it was my fault. I just wanted to have fun and be normal for a few hours and didn't think it would get this silly. And the fact that the posters who are willing to verify who I am just happen to be sleeping right now since it's 5:30am here doesn't help either.

It's all good though. And as far as you're concerned, share what you feel comfortable with. I promise for every fukwit there are 6 adult posters who have your back. All the best.

**nosniboR11** · 12-15-10, 01:27 PM

shut up jj

**SamsNCharge99** · 12-15-10, 01:27 PM

**jjgold** · 12-15-10, 01:29 PM

Sammy post some more pics

Your winning the thread right now

**Mikail** · 12-15-10, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by SamsNCharge99

Sammy. DO WORK!

**SamsNCharge99** · 12-15-10, 01:32 PM

**SamsNCharge99** · 12-15-10, 01:33 PM

**THE PROFIT** · 12-15-10, 01:35 PM

Only 1 shari photo showed up for me, one with the straw. Anyway, this chick just has so many different looks.

Shari, the 2 pics I have look WAAAAY better than that one, not that this one isnt gorgeous, but the others you look much better.

Shari is a beautiful women

**Mikail** · 12-15-10, 01:35 PM

Shari get some rest. Don't mind these jerk offs.

**SamsNCharge99** · 12-15-10, 01:35 PM

**THE PROFIT** · 12-15-10, 01:37 PM

Sammy, is that your girlfriend??? You need to get a fukin tan to even be near that hot ass girl!!! I mean, she is so fukin hot & you dont belong with her, but it really stands out when she is so dark & smooth & you are so pale & goofy

**SamsNCharge99** · 12-15-10, 01:38 PM

that's all boys...back to studying

**big0mar** · 12-15-10, 01:38 PM

Sammy stop posting. I'm about to eat lunch

**SamsNCharge99** · 12-15-10, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

Sammy, is that your girlfriend??? You need to get a fukin tan to even be near that hot ass girl!!! I mean, she is so fukin hot & you dont belong with her, but it really stands out when she is so dark & smooth & you are so pale & goofy

yea she is hott, and she likes me b/c I'm cute and have an great personality and can always make her smile

I don't plan on tanning anytime soon

**Dad** · 12-15-10, 01:40 PM

Sammy Doin Work!!!!

**lonesomeloser** · 12-15-10, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Lonesomeloser - I promise you I don't feel comfortable about how I look but there are certainctumes when i feel safe (this was obviously a bad choice on my part) when I feel ok enough to show who I really am. That's why part of me is kaughing at all of this - I look at those photos and see a chick with a big nose, nasty roots and hasn't exercised in over a year. Or even been to a dentist in the past 6 months!!! But.... I did give birth to a child and I'm doing everything I can to keep him healthy when odds are stacked against him.

So yeah, in actuality it was my fault. I just wanted to have fun and be normal for a few hours and didn't think it would get this silly. And the fact that the posters who are willing to verify who I am just happen to be sleeping right now since it's 5:30am here doesn't help either.

It's all good though. And as far as you're concerned, share what you feel comfortable with. I promise for every fukwit there are 6 adult posters who have your back. All the best.

Wow, shari, got to respect someone who dosen't hold back, stands up for themselves and is fiery! I suppose everyone lightens their inhibitions when they have had a few, nothing wrong with that. Most people have a negative perception of themselves at times, but all the blokes on here think otherwise, so take it as an ego boost! Just concentrate on what makes you happy being a mother and don't sweat this small stuff, it is not worth the hassle. Hope you enjoy your wine and your son is doing well

**zam77** · 12-15-10, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by SamsNCharge99

that's more like it sammy

**B1GER1C828** · 12-15-10, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

ok, here is the real truth.. she won't post a pic of her holding a sign OR make a vid, which then would confirm everything.. the reason why is because this pic she posted was taken probably 11 yrs ago when she was 24 before she got pregnant. now she has a 10 yr old and she's 35.. so basically, she put up an old pic of her when she was still young partying before pregnancy.. that's why she won't post a pic with an SBR sign cause she doesn't look the same as this pic anymore.. so probably it's her in the pic, but 11 yrs ago, she has now changed. she once posted a recent pic of her with a kid.. does anyone have that pic??? that's the recent her and it didn't look like this pic at all.. so there you have it boys.. YOU'RE WELCOME

hahahaha i love nickayyyyy

**MendozaLine** · 12-15-10, 01:43 PM

I've had pictures of myself in my avatar before but what the fuk.

1st picture is in Monaco, 2nd picture is Amsterdam sharing its culture with me

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**jjgold** · 12-15-10, 01:44 PM

SAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You the fukkin man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!