Well....it was below 0 degrees last night here so I had to entertain myself somehow. Found this ebonic translator and had some fun with a certain D+ sportsbook's live chat service. I don't think they were too impressed with me but maybe this can be a new criteria used to judge books...call it "communication accomodation" or something. Enjoy!
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Conn'
Conn: How may I help you today?
Jamal: Hi Conn
Conn: Hi
Jamal: i've been interested in opening up an account wiff ya pimpz fo' uh while now but I just need some basic info
Jamal: aight in terms o' bonuses an' sheeit....what iz da sign-up bonus I receive fo' muh ma initial deposit you know das right!
Jamal: also, gots uh pimp-tight ***** Tyrone who plays wiff ya pimpz...ya prob'ly know o' him since he iz an important player. He iz da one who referred me ta ya pimpz...would he receive uh bonus too fo' referring me
Conn: He would
Jamal: cool
Jamal: how much iz da bonus I would receive? ya'll is mad stupid.
Conn: he would get 21%of your initial deposit
Jamal: dat seems like uh fine ass pimp-tight deal an don't make me pull mah gat!
Jamal: Will ya be havin' an special fo' March Madness...ah th'o't dat iz when I would sign up wiff ya pimpz if everything goes well
Jamal: wha da dilly yo?...ya dere Conn?
Jamal: hello?
Conn: You will need to check the site for March Madness specials
Jamal: Okay thanks...also, iz dere deposit an' withdrawal fees if I use NeTeller? just like mammy.
Conn: No
Conn: No Fees from us
Jamal: dat'sreal tight nig what 'chew thinking man?
Jamal: How long gots ya pimpz been in bidness
Jamal: hello?
Conn: 7 years on the internet
Jamal: so muh ma money would be safe wiff ya pimpz? Ya' know what I'm sayin'?
Jamal: My ***** Tyrone has said he has never had uh probem an' he has been playing wiff ya pimpz fo' uh few years now an' he iz uh big tyme player...he makes uh lot o' money betting games Jus' like Orenthawl James.
Conn: ok
Conn: Thanks for chatting! please contact us again if you have any further questions.
Jamal: wait I gots uh few mo' questions peep this shit
Jamal: What'sda maximum amount I can bet on an NCAAB game? and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
Jamal: hello?
Conn: Football Sides & Totals $5,500 & $2,200
Conn: Football Teasers and Parlays $2,000
Conn: Basketball Sides & Totals $2,200 & $1,100
Conn: Basketball Teasers and Parlays $1,000
Conn: Baseball Sides & Totals $2,200 & $1,100
Conn: Hockey Sides & Totals $2,200 & $1,100
Conn: First Half and Second Half $1,100
Conn: NFL Propositions $1,000
Conn: Other Propositions & Futures $500
Conn: European Football $1,100
Conn:
Conn:
Conn:
Jamal: thanks uh lot nig...dis here iz really helpful Ya' know what I'm sayin'?
Jamal: take care Conn peep this shit
Conn: Is there anything else I can assist you with?
Jamal: dat'sit muh ma fuckin nig with muh beeotch
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Conn'
Conn: How may I help you today?
Jamal: Hi Conn
Conn: Hi
Jamal: i've been interested in opening up an account wiff ya pimpz fo' uh while now but I just need some basic info
Jamal: aight in terms o' bonuses an' sheeit....what iz da sign-up bonus I receive fo' muh ma initial deposit you know das right!
Jamal: also, gots uh pimp-tight ***** Tyrone who plays wiff ya pimpz...ya prob'ly know o' him since he iz an important player. He iz da one who referred me ta ya pimpz...would he receive uh bonus too fo' referring me
Conn: He would
Jamal: cool
Jamal: how much iz da bonus I would receive? ya'll is mad stupid.
Conn: he would get 21%of your initial deposit
Jamal: dat seems like uh fine ass pimp-tight deal an don't make me pull mah gat!
Jamal: Will ya be havin' an special fo' March Madness...ah th'o't dat iz when I would sign up wiff ya pimpz if everything goes well
Jamal: wha da dilly yo?...ya dere Conn?
Jamal: hello?
Conn: You will need to check the site for March Madness specials
Jamal: Okay thanks...also, iz dere deposit an' withdrawal fees if I use NeTeller? just like mammy.
Conn: No
Conn: No Fees from us
Jamal: dat'sreal tight nig what 'chew thinking man?
Jamal: How long gots ya pimpz been in bidness
Jamal: hello?
Conn: 7 years on the internet
Jamal: so muh ma money would be safe wiff ya pimpz? Ya' know what I'm sayin'?
Jamal: My ***** Tyrone has said he has never had uh probem an' he has been playing wiff ya pimpz fo' uh few years now an' he iz uh big tyme player...he makes uh lot o' money betting games Jus' like Orenthawl James.
Conn: ok
Conn: Thanks for chatting! please contact us again if you have any further questions.
Jamal: wait I gots uh few mo' questions peep this shit
Jamal: What'sda maximum amount I can bet on an NCAAB game? and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
Jamal: hello?
Conn: Football Sides & Totals $5,500 & $2,200
Conn: Football Teasers and Parlays $2,000
Conn: Basketball Sides & Totals $2,200 & $1,100
Conn: Basketball Teasers and Parlays $1,000
Conn: Baseball Sides & Totals $2,200 & $1,100
Conn: Hockey Sides & Totals $2,200 & $1,100
Conn: First Half and Second Half $1,100
Conn: NFL Propositions $1,000
Conn: Other Propositions & Futures $500
Conn: European Football $1,100
Conn:
Conn:
Conn:
Jamal: thanks uh lot nig...dis here iz really helpful Ya' know what I'm sayin'?
Jamal: take care Conn peep this shit
Conn: Is there anything else I can assist you with?
Jamal: dat'sit muh ma fuckin nig with muh beeotch
Well you got one already Illusion, so he would only need to send the rest of us one. 
