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  • JW Cash
    SBR MVP
    • 12-31-08
    • 4453

    #1
    Question For Guys Who Are Currently Cheating With A Very Sexy Thing.....
    So....

    Who gets the most expensive gift this Xmas ???

    Your cute girlfriend or the wife.....

    When I was married I believed in equal opportunity....so
    they both got an equal valued gift....

    If the cupcake I was involved with at the time was as
    soft as freshly picked cotton...then she would more
    than likely get an extra gift.......just wanna make sure
    I was doing everything to keep that lovely piece of ass
    in my stall.......


    Ah yea....if it wasnt for infidelity....marriage would be
    boring as hell................
    Last edited by JW Cash; 12-04-10, 06:16 PM.
  • Extra Innings
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-26-10
    • 15058

    #2
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3


      wrong forum guy, you need to go to stud forums where guys actually get laid by men and women

      around here all we fuk are drilled out telephone poles
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      • Swinging Johnson
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-12-09
        • 7604

        #4
        Originally posted by jjgold
        wrong forum guy, you need to go to stud forums where guys actually get laid by men and women around here all we fuk are drilled out telephone poles

        No, he's got the right forum.
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        • Reload
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-23-08
          • 12249

          #5
          Got to give the bigger gift to the gf - this is an easy one
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          • JW Cash
            SBR MVP
            • 12-31-08
            • 4453

            #6
            Originally posted by Reload
            Got to give the bigger gift to the gf - this is an easy one

            Yea...you are right.....

            The wife is a given...she will always be there....

            The sexy babe needs constant maintenance.........gotta keep
            giving her the sparkling " material girl necessities "......
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            • Karayilan9
              Restricted User
              • 01-10-09
              • 3742

              #7
              Buying expensive gifts is a bad idea, if she's just a bit on the side treat em mean keep em keen.
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              • nosniboR11
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-02-08
                • 10042

                #8
                get a special thing that gives you the gifts, if you had a big cock thats how it would work, trust me
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                • THE PROFIT
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-27-09
                  • 17701

                  #9
                  Originally posted by nosniboR11
                  get a special thing that gives you the gifts, if you had a big cock thats how it would work, trust me
                  I have to agree.
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                  • WvGambler
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-19-10
                    • 11618

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    wrong forum guy, you need to go to stud forums where guys actually get laid by men and women around here all we fuk are drilled out telephone poles
                    Drilled out telephone poles!?!?!?!?!? Sweet Mercy!
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                    • itchypickle
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-05-09
                      • 21452

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JW Cash
                      Yea...you are right.....

                      The wife is a given...she will always be there....

                      The sexy babe needs constant maintenance.........gotta keep
                      giving her the sparkling " material girl necessities "......

                      Slow down....bigger gift goes to the wife....otherwise she'll remember how cheap you were at the divorce mediation once she's caught you with the GF THAT will cost more...so make the investment now

                      Besides....GF will blow you regardless....that's what she's there for....gifts don't matter.
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                      • borednaz
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-28-10
                        • 3809

                        #12
                        Expenscive gifts? Your either new to this or lying. Your wife gets a day spa gift cert (To keep her ass out of your way for the day.. I mean it's the gift that keeps giving), the girlfriend gets a small gift to keep her going down. She's probably young and doesn't have a f__king clue about what a nice gift is anyways. Then you put the money you saved by not buying them shit in a unknown bank account for yourself.

                        Never ever let anyone have anything you don't have to. And always hedge money on the side for the just incase. Get 50% or more in a divorce, my ass. As my friend put it "I'm not working a night job because the dumb bitch is mad I decided to actually get laid for once."
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                        • JW Cash
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-31-08
                          • 4453

                          #13
                          All the posts by you guys make total sense.......

                          Now I dont know what to do......

                          Like the idea of HER giving ME gifts.......
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                          • Deuce
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 01-12-08
                            • 29843

                            #14
                            Just remember your wife is blowing the mailman. When you're gone, big black mamba Darnell is balls deep in her shit locker releasing his kids into her ass.
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                            • JohnnyD4916
                              SBR MVP
                              • 04-14-10
                              • 1572

                              #15
                              Give them to the cupcake
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                              • JW Cash
                                SBR MVP
                                • 12-31-08
                                • 4453

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Deuce
                                Just remember your wife is blowing the mailman. When you're gone, big black mamba Darnell is balls deep in her shit locker releasing his kids into her ass.


                                Thats true everywhere you look........

                                But thats another chapter in the Great Infidelity Chronicles !!!!

                                Right now.....I gotta know what my little princess wants for Xmas...

                                ( besides me )......
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                                • Roy Halladay
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-27-10
                                  • 1074

                                  #17
                                  Didn't you mean to say, dude you were seeing when you were still married?
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                                  • JW Cash
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 12-31-08
                                    • 4453

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Roy Halladay
                                    Didn't you mean to say, dude you were seeing when you were still married?


                                    Not married now....just with a significant other.......

                                    She thinks of it as " being married ".....but I have always
                                    wandered.....

                                    Not ashamed in the least.....thats just me......
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                                    • flyingillini
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-06-06
                                      • 41219

                                      #19
                                      Giver a Pillow Case Release.
                                      המוסד‎
                                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                      • stealthyburrito
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 05-12-09
                                        • 21562

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Deuce
                                        Just remember your wife is blowing the mailman. When you're gone, big black mamba Darnell is balls deep in her shit locker releasing his kids into her ass.


                                        love it.
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                                        • sweethook
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-21-07
                                          • 12667

                                          #21
                                          dont be stengy ,you should share your friend with your wife and wife with your friends youl like your self more.
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                                          • Yi
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 03-19-09
                                            • 646

                                            #22
                                            Always buy the better gift to the wife because then she will forgive you for working long hours into the night at work .
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                                            • JMobile
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 08-21-10
                                              • 19074

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by nosniboR11
                                              get a special thing that gives you the gifts, if you had a big cock thats how it would work, trust me
                                              I agree with this guy too. Don't spend on something expensive that you might regret.

                                              You never know, she might be getting a bigger gift from her "real" BF.
                                              My ex would give me some small gifts while my sugar mama would hook me up with a PSP+Gift Cards+Padres tickets+Jerseys. Fuking felt horrible about my ex.
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