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  • 30K Millionaire
    SBR MVP
    • 08-10-10
    • 2003

    #1
    JJGold posts at bodybuilding.com
    Did a quick google search and found these gems from 2004. What were you doing on bodybuilding.com JJ? Looking for tips to get jacked and tan and giving out your worldly advice? Looks like he got banned. Here are a couple of his posts:

    Looking For Strong Women
    Hi Boys I am 5-4, 287, red balding hair, 37, brown eyes and shaved all over. I am looking for women that like power lifters like myself. I bench 450, curl 200, squat big numbers also.

    If you like real beefy incredible strong guy that is me. Also I am a big time gambler and a real exciting guy.

    I am a big time sportsbettor and known worldwide

    I am 2.5 inches hung if that matters. I hope my size will not be an issue with you because it is how you work it anyway.

    Let me know and if you want we can talk on phone and maybe meet. I am willing to travel. I have a 73 Plymouth


    Banging Broads??
    I am in a losing streak of 11 years. I am 37 years old and have weight issues and it turns girls off. I get tired of wacking off in shower and in alleys. Even fat chicks turn me down


    UK muscle men
    Love chatting with UK body builders and would love to meet some when I go to London this summer. We can shoot the breeze and drink some lemonade and **** and see what develops


    Penile Enlargement??
    I have a small pecker and thinking of this. Is it dangerous?? I am 37. I tried an extension but it did not hold and had to have minor surgery to repair it. bad break. Extensions hold if you have strong muscles in penis area. Anyone ever have one??


    How do i eat/finger girls?
    Eat the flaps Son first. I am a king at this and can make girls *** in like 4 minutes this way. Then work your way to her belly button, girls like that

    The key is too have real soft tongue

    Tip******* Use a ingrediant called Jolymyde from Beyer and dab some liquid on your tongue. It relaxes it and makes it soft.

    Soooooooo many guys tighten up their tongues when eating pussy and girls hate that.


    sex?
    what is the definition of sexual intercourse? i know what it is and everything, but me and my girlfriend who does NOT want to have sex until marraige have been fooling around alot lately, i have stuck it in, sorta screwed for a bit, didn't bust. she tells herself and me that it is not sex. anyways, i wanna be safe, ie. use a rubber, but she says "why would u need that, we dont have sex"
    am i still a virgin?

    JJ's response:
    Take it from a pro like me

    Sexual Intercourse is the penetration into a women's vagina with short or long pokes. The penis gets erect and you pump and pump. Anal sex is not intercourse.

  • tanner40
    SBR MVP
    • 03-24-10
    • 2129

    #2
    Classic
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    • EDDIE MONEY LINE
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-24-10
      • 6298

      #3
      hahahahahaha thats great
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      • bradthebloke
        SBR MVP
        • 07-26-09
        • 3175

        #4
        lol, jj was banned
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        • onetrickpony
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-23-10
          • 9434

          #5
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
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            • Marginalis
              SBR MVP
              • 12-12-09
              • 1862

              #7
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              • big0mar
                SBR MVP
                • 01-09-09
                • 3374

                #8
                Been posted before

                Still funny
                [B][B]They key isn't getting rich quick. The key is getting rich slowly, and enjoying it.

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                • Footballtime
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-20-10
                  • 3229

                  #9
                  JJ was banned cause he was gayer then the body building guys! LOL
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                  • 30K Millionaire
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-10-10
                    • 2003

                    #10

                    Here's the link for the other posts.

                    Just realized all these posts were made on the same day. You got banned from bodybuilding.com in one day JJ! Good work- that's impressive
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                    • Mikail
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-19-09
                      • 21689

                      #11
                      funny. I needed a good laugh.
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                      • Dank_Fire
                        SBR MVP
                        • 05-13-09
                        • 2269

                        #12
                        Those are fukkin classic!! I remeber JJ posted some shit here about why he was banned...Some of the funniest shit i have seen on this forum
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                        • GiveMeaBJ
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-08-09
                          • 8449

                          #13
                          These have been posted tons of times but they are still funny.
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                          • 30K Millionaire
                            SBR MVP
                            • 08-10-10
                            • 2003

                            #14
                            My bad didn't see that it was already posted. Still hilarious though
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