Boys it is time to stop laughing and tell Sammy the truth

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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    Boys it is time to stop laughing and tell Sammy the truth
    He is NOT the most popular guy in his fraternity. He is not even officially in this fraternity. He is the official prank monkey and bitch of the fraternity desperate to please his masters. He does whatever they want and even brands himself with their crest.

    Sammy, you're supposed to be getting wiser and more mature with age but the exact opposite is happening. You are as much of a degenerate as you ever were, and your social situation gets worse with every month.

    Guys let's all chip in here and give Sammy some advice. I'll start.

    Go the ******* gym and start saving up for tattoo removal laser treatment
  • wtf
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-22-08
    • 12983

    #2
    penis extension
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    • onetrickpony
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-23-10
      • 9434

      #3
      getting laid
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      • tltaylor89
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-19-09
        • 19610

        #4
        It sounds like he is attention whoring.
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        • THE PROFIT
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-27-09
          • 17701

          #5
          Sammy is a hydrocephalic, so obviously he has some neural issues
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          • bobbyfk
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-19-09
            • 15218

            #6
            wear better clothes then jeans and a t-shirt
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            • robmpink
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-09-07
              • 13205

              #7
              Is it true the freshman pledges get more respect?
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              • frizzelli
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-06-10
                • 8916

                #8
                Fack the haters Sammy just because Sammy can shop at Baby Gap for his clothes and hence save money therefore have more cash for action you are all jealous.
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                • stealthyburrito
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-12-09
                  • 21562

                  #9
                  sam do work on your social life guy.
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                  • Cuse0323
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 12-09-09
                    • 30169

                    #10
                    I don't know, you guys ever been to Plattsburgh. He might actually be cool there, probably why he went there.
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                    • robmpink
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-09-07
                      • 13205

                      #11
                      His arms are like tomato sticks.
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                      • Mikail
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 07-19-09
                        • 21689

                        #12
                        I would laugh my azz off when he had that pic in his avatar of himself flexing those little sticks he called arms and that bird chest. He really must of thought he looked tough with his tat.
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                        • Sunde91
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 11-26-09
                          • 8325

                          #13
                          Mr. 120 lb Hipster Jew Fro bagging on others for being skinny and dorky???

                          Not standing up for him, but this is funny.
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                          • onetrickpony
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-23-10
                            • 9434

                            #14
                            dont forget the nose while ur at it
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                            • flyingillini
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-06-06
                              • 41219

                              #15
                              Sammy would dominate the 125lb division in 2014 when Siena finally gets their wresting program.
                              המוסד‎
                              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                              • rem sleep
                                SBR MVP
                                • 10-04-10
                                • 1238

                                #16
                                is he back? perfect fade material lol
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                                • pico
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 04-05-07
                                  • 27321

                                  #17
                                  mathy got it right there
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    Sammy does have balls you have to give him that
                                    He does things most of us would never do

                                    good job Sammy
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                                    • Ace_of_Spades
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-14-09
                                      • 13518

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      Sammy does have balls you have to give him that
                                      He does things most of us would never do
                                      Like what?
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                                      • ngates815
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 12-01-09
                                        • 13845

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Ace_of_Spades
                                        Like what?


                                        Get banged in the asshole.
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