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  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598
    #1
    It happens to the best of us - your fly was down
    Just had a rough one. Was feeling pretty money. To the grocery store - hey Powerade 10 for $10 sweet. some entertaining banter with a lady in line.

    Then to the liquor store - Pinny whipped cream vodka baby my girl's favorite. On a roll.

    Then to the cigarette outlet, and my favorite cutie was working behind the counter. Flirted a little despite the line behind me, and was feeling like I had a good trip around town.

    Then I get home - and boom I realize it. My fly on my jeans was all the way, not partially down. My soft little wee wee was perfectly placed at the hole in my boxers. Who knows who saw my wee wee.

    Still feeling pretty good about the trip but I could have done without that.

    Has it happened to you in a particularly bad spot.
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    • bobbyfk
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-19-09
      • 15218
      #2
      sorry but
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179
          #3
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            • stevek173
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-29-08
              • 27598
              #4
              Originally posted by bobbyfk
              sorry but
              Understood. The cutie at the cigarette store was a little more giggly than usual. Now I think I know why.
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                • Dank_Fire
                  SBR MVP
                  • 05-13-09
                  • 2269
                  #5
                  Good Stuff
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                    • BadNina
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-07
                      • 10491
                      #6
                      oh Steves
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                        • Cougar Bait
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-04-07
                          • 18282
                          #7
                          Definitely ask her about it the next time you go in.

                          Something like, "So.........remember the last time I was in here?"

                          Her: "Yeah."

                          "Was my cock hanging out?"

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                            • stevek173
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 03-29-08
                              • 27598
                              #8
                              Originally posted by BadNina
                              oh Steves
                              I knwo Nina, I know
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                                • stevek173
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 03-29-08
                                  • 27598
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                                  Definitely ask her about it the next time you go in.

                                  Something like, "So.........remember the last time I was in here?"

                                  Her: "Yeah."

                                  "Was my cock hanging out?"

                                  With all the ridiculous shit I have already said to her and how she has responded, I think she would be cool with it. Not in front of the customers though, would have to be on her cigarette break.

                                  The first time I met this girl I was barrelled in like 3/4 a bottle, walked up to her and said "Hi I'm drunk" she almost pissed herself.
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                                    • NrmlCurvSurfr
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 04-05-10
                                      • 2896
                                      #10
                                      Nobody told you? They probably just waited and then laughed when you were gone. O well happens to the best of us
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                                        • stevek173
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 03-29-08
                                          • 27598
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by NrmlCurvSurfr
                                          Nobody told you? They probably just waited and then laughed when you were gone. O well happens to the best of us
                                          Nope no one did. Maybe they were enjoying it.
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                                            • yisman
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-01-08
                                              • 75682
                                              #12
                                              It happened yesterday but I caught it pretty quickly.
                                              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                              [/quote]

                                              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                • ryanjep
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-09-08
                                                  • 2556
                                                  #13
                                                  haha nothing to do but laugh it off
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                                                    • tripleblack1705
                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                      • 09-06-10
                                                      • 362
                                                      #14
                                                      never happened where i've been in public.
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