Really should defecate but just too lazy to be honest

[stevek173]

Just ******* lying here, I just had a cigarette and those induce a proper BM for me and don't feel like getting up or smoking yet so holding it in. Had a Banquet TV fried chicken dinner last night so the stool that exists in my colon is emitting hot methane that smells exactly like the dinner I had last night. It actually is making me a little hungry maybe I won't poop just to enjoy the smell of fresh dinner courtesy of my piehole.

I know ladies, tough to resist, but I am taken.

[Jimmy Proffett]

[Rod1010]

[stevek173]

Yeah that was well done.

Update, defecation went well, was a nice regular BM, rare for an alcoholic like myself. Good workout, getting started with work.

I will be very surprised if this doesn't get thread of the millenium.

Good luck today all.

[Cap dat 4ss]

ugh

[jwbama23]