Dating a Gymnast

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-16-10, 01:44 PM

Yo Yo Playa! Nice work, brother. Even better to see a guy who appreciates good fortune wind up with it!

**pavyracer** · 11-16-10, 01:46 PM

Wow I'm so jealous of you. You are dating a 40 year old gymnast! Most guys would rather date a 21 year old stripper.

**dodger33** · 11-16-10, 02:33 PM

Awesome, love to hear a good success story.

**PittsburghPlayer** · 11-16-10, 03:25 PM

Thank you for your kind, positive comments Gentlemen (Swinging LongDong, Paver and Dodger). I hope that good fortune comes to you all before the day is done.

**Blacke** · 11-16-10, 03:27 PM

Play on Playa!!

**eonizuka** · 11-16-10, 03:29 PM

Nice one, so have you had a chance to find out if she is still flexible?

**jjgold** · 11-16-10, 03:30 PM

send some nudes guy

**PittsburghPlayer** · 11-16-10, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by eonizuka

Nice one, so have you had a chance to find out if she is still flexible?

Yes. She is 5`3", thin with a pretty face. Of course her breasts are not huge, but I don`t spend much time there even with a well endowed woman. This woman is so clean that last night I ate, screwed then ate her again. I am a sick motherfukker and this information is now Worldwide!! Prior to that I was more like ZZ Top. Only Nationwide!!

GoldRush, as stated above I am a retard when it comes to knowing what a computer is capable of. I only know how to get `round the `net. Maybe I`ll ask her for some help on this! Fukkin truck drivers, we ain`t so bright sometimes!

**stealthyburrito** · 11-16-10, 04:08 PM

fukk yeah player, get some.

google how to upload pics, i love a flexible gymnast

**PittsburghPlayer** · 11-16-10, 04:24 PM

You men are some good fukkers!!

**t-bone** · 11-16-10, 04:29 PM

i got myself a 42 year old.....not flexibe but let's me fukk, drink, and watch sports whenever the fukk i want.

i sir, am blessed with a fortune as well.

t-bone

**Cap dat 4ss** · 11-16-10, 06:44 PM

Here he is men. Flexible like a piece of pizza

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**Nickelicious** · 11-16-10, 06:49 PM

I was married to a world-class gymnast for 16 years. Trust me, the reality doesn't nearly match up to the Fantasy.

**jgray** · 11-16-10, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer

Yes. She is 5`3", thin with a pretty face. Of course her breasts are not huge, but I don`t spend much time there even with a well endowed woman. This woman is so clean that last night I ate, screwed then ate her again. I am a sick motherfukker and this information is now Worldwide!! Prior to that I was more like ZZ Top. Only Nationwide!!

GoldRush, as stated above I am a retard when it comes to knowing what a computer is capable of. I only know how to get `round the `net. Maybe I`ll ask her for some help on this! Fukkin truck drivers, we ain`t so bright sometimes!

I can see it now. "Hey honey, come here a sec. I need your help. I want post pictures of you on an internet gambling forum. You remember the one I was telling you about. That one where the guy posted about f#cking his aunt a while ago. Anyway can you do it for me? Thanks honey. Oh, and could you do the splits while posting the pictures..."

**DaProfessor23** · 11-16-10, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by jgray

I can see it now. "Hey honey, come here a sec. I need your help. I want post pictures of you on an internet gambling forum. You remember the I was telling you about. That one where the guy posted about f#cking his aunt a while ago. Anyway can you do it for me? Thanks honey. Oh, and could you do the splits while posting the pictures..."

lmao classic.

**pavyracer** · 11-16-10, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by Nickelicious

I was married to a world-class gymnast for 16 years. Trust me, the reality doesn't nearly match up to the Fantasy.

**EmpireMaker** · 11-16-10, 08:45 PM

Congrats PPlayer Enjoy yourself

**SCRAGGS** · 11-16-10, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Wow I'm so jealous of you. You are dating a 40 year old gymnast! Most guys would rather date a 21 year old stripper.

how about a 24yo ballet dancer........

**stevek173** · 11-16-10, 08:58 PM

salud!

**SoCalFisher** · 11-16-10, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by jgray

I can see it now. "Hey honey, come here a sec. I need your help. I want post pictures of you on an internet gambling forum. You remember the one I was telling you about. That one where the guy posted about f#cking his aunt a while ago. Anyway can you do it for me? Thanks honey. Oh, and could you do the splits while posting the pictures..."

Fukin Hilarious!!!

**flyingillini** · 11-16-10, 10:53 PM

Release on her in video and post it.

**jjgold** · 11-16-10, 11:02 PM

How about no one

You guys are locked up being married period

Yi · 11-16-10, 11:04 PM

Is the flexibility really feel significantly different? Please share your experience, hehe.

**robmpink** · 11-16-10, 11:06 PM

Don't be a dope and post a picture. Only an insecure idiot would do so.

**slimpickins** · 11-16-10, 11:12 PM

This thread is useless without pics

**jjgold** · 11-17-10, 12:02 AM

I would say they are too small and skinny and of course not good in bed

Who really is good in bed unless the chick is high on something??

**windwind** · 11-17-10, 12:21 AM

i dont see the point ur bragging about. the sex? lmao, if u had any, u would know they have sex just like regular ppl. not to mention she 40!! she will probably need some bengay b4 changing position due to old injures.

unless she can do this

**L2Gunz** · 11-17-10, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I would say they are too small and skinny and of course not good in bed

Who really is good in bed unless the chick is high on something??

**smitch124** · 11-17-10, 01:02 AM

**eidolon** · 11-17-10, 03:53 AM

if you want a freak, get with a nurse

**Nickelicious** · 11-17-10, 04:13 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Pavy, what exactly is it that you don't believe about my post? That my wife was indeed a world-class gymnast (she was a multiple NCAA gymnastics team and individual champion and All American) or that the reality of marriage with her was nothing compared to the fantasy (she was a chronic bitch and sucked at making love)? Just curious.

**Shortstop** · 11-17-10, 04:24 AM

PittsburghPlayer,

Congrats on your new relationship!

You deserve nothing but the best!

Have a blast, buddy!

Keep well, my friend!

Yi · 11-17-10, 07:48 AM

Originally posted by windwind

i dont see the point ur bragging about. the sex? lmao, if u had any, u would know they have sex just like regular ppl. not to mention she 40!! she will probably need some bengay b4 changing position due to old injures.

unless she can do this

**PittsburghPlayer** · 11-17-10, 08:21 AM

Short, I expected nothing but nice words and thoughts from men like you, Swinger, Pavy, and all you other men that had positive comments. To those that broke my balls about no picture, I can accept that. If that was going to make me wilt, I`d have kept my thoughts to myself. But kids like jgay who try to make me look stupid does make me want to respond in kind.

JGay, I guess you had to break my balls and it would have killed you to reserve comment. JGay, I guess you failed to notice the exclamation point at the end of my sentence when I suggested I`d ask for her help in posting a pic. I was joking JGay. You kids that have been abused as children maybe should make a better effort in life in keeping your thoughts to yourself. Otherwise you open yourself to being called out for the negative, other than nice, pricks that you are. Lastly, I break NO mans balls First. It really is not a bad way to go through life. Helps keep the peace!