Jibby what kind of game plan would you have for this guy?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 12-18-22, 05:01 PM

It’s Matt!

**Thor4140** · 12-18-22, 05:01 PM

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**Thor4140** · 12-18-22, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

It’s Matt!

**homie1975** · 12-18-22, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by Thor4140

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Zion Clark won his MMA debut tonight via UD. <br><br>Absolute legend! What a takedown. <a rel="nofollow" href="https://t.co/G8Z5a0Q3af">pic.twitter.com/G8Z5a0Q3af</a></p>— Spinnin Backfist (@SpinninBackfist) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/SpinninBackfist/status/1604344623253651458?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >December 18, 2022</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

OMG my hero holy shi t

**JIBBBY** · 12-18-22, 05:13 PM

That's creepy. I might run like a little bitch.

Then again I might try the old soccer kick to the torso first.

**jjgold** · 12-18-22, 05:16 PM

Kid knew how to fight

**KVB** · 12-18-22, 05:17 PM

Seems like, in a fight where legs are virtually useless, the guy without the legs has an advantage.

lol

Funny how you see him, when he gets taken down, he tries to wrap his legs around Clark's legs or body. They just grasp air.

Right at about :24 seconds.

**Thor4140** · 12-18-22, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Seems like, in a fight where legs are virtually useless, the guy without the legs has an advantage.

lol

Funny how you see him, when he gets taken down, he tries to wrap his legs around Clark's legs or body. They just grasp air.

Right at about :24 seconds.

i notice that. he tried to control him but got all air. Think i am with Jibby on this one. Think i verbally tap as soon as the bell rung.

**KVB** · 12-18-22, 05:25 PM

I was telling DDD in his thread that it would be mistake to underestimate that guy.

Like the white point guard in the nba..the fact is, he's there, so it's for a reason.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 12-18-22, 05:29 PM

I’d sit my ass on the ground and be like “come at me, bro”.

**KVB** · 12-18-22, 05:30 PM

**pavyracer** · 12-18-22, 05:36 PM

This is how you beat the no leg guy:

**KVB** · 12-18-22, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by KVB

One time I had to wrestle a midget for third place in a jr varsity tournament. I won by points, I couldn’t flip the guy over and pin him. His center of gravity was so low and he was strong as shit.

But he was easy to escape from, all you had to do was stand up.

Point is, like the white point guard on an NBA court don’t underestimate a guy like that in a fight, he’s there for a reason.

I bet he hits really hard and has the grip of a Korean masseuse.

Originally posted by KVB

You try running a half nelson on a dude who's entire arm is the length of everyone else's forearm alone, but is just as strong.

Not as easy as it sounds.

I tell you what.

My posts on my closest experience to the fight in the OP.

**pologq** · 12-18-22, 05:43 PM

i am kicking and staying far away so he can't take me down

**JIBBBY** · 12-18-22, 06:05 PM

He's fighting on his dick and balls when upright unless he just has a piss tube. Torso wonder fighter there!

Impressive never the less.

I'd freak out and run like this guy.. Sorry. Far to creepy to handle!

**Thor4140** · 12-18-22, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

He's fighting on his dick and balls when upright unless he just has a piss tube. Torso wonder fighter there!

Impressive never the less.

I'd freak out and run like this guy.. Sorry. Far to creepy to handle!

**Thor4140** · 12-18-22, 07:58 PM

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**Kermit** · 12-18-22, 08:00 PM

A few years back, some cat with no arms or legs fought MMA.

**Thor4140** · 12-18-22, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by KVB

My posts on my closest experience to the fight in the OP.

**gauchojake** · 12-18-22, 08:52 PM

JObby is going to get about 375ml deep into some tequila and dream up some scenarios please hold

**Demonata** · 12-19-22, 08:19 AM

I would pick him up and throw him over and over again

**homie1975** · 12-19-22, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by Kermit

A few years back, some cat with no arms or legs fought MMA.

okay now i have a new hero and the other cat is my second hero.

this dude with no arms and no legs is absolutely incredible. a f u cken BOSS

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 12-19-22, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by Thor4140

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Zion Clark won his MMA debut tonight via UD. <br><br>Absolute legend! What a takedown. <a rel="nofollow" href="https://t.co/G8Z5a0Q3af">pic.twitter.com/G8Z5a0Q3af</a></p>— Spinnin Backfist (@SpinninBackfist) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/SpinninBackfist/status/1604344623253651458?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >December 18, 2022</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Theres a documentary about this guy on Netflix.

I haven’t watched it so not sure if it’s any good.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 12-19-22, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Theres a documentary about this guy on Netflix.

I haven’t watched it so not sure if it’s any good.

**mjsuax13** · 12-19-22, 09:35 AM

Jibbby can’t see past his beer belly to grab the little guy.

**JIBBBY** · 12-19-22, 10:17 AM

I will not fight half a man.. I'm out!!!

Dude where is his ass and junk? That is literally less then half a man. You are basically working on your intestines as your base. CRAZY!!!

**KVB** · 12-19-22, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by Thor4140

**JIBBBY** · 12-19-22, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by Kermit

A few years back, some cat with no arms or legs fought MMA.

I can't figure out which of these freak fights are more lopsided?

**Thor4140** · 12-19-22, 11:27 PM

The speed would fuk Jibby up

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">WHAT AN INCREDIBLE STORY<br><br>Zion Clark won in his pro MMA debut 👏<br><br>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/gcmmafights?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@gcmmaf ights</a>, craig.levinson/IG, <a href="https://twitter.com/bigz97?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@bigz97</a>) <a href="https://t.co/cyfLyrN916">pic.twitter.com/cyfLyrN916</a></p>— ESPN MMA (@espnmma) <a href="https://twitter.com/espnmma/status/1604986286670069760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >December 19, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

**Thrilla** · 12-20-22, 09:33 AM

Rigged circus shows

**JIBBBY** · 12-20-22, 11:41 AM

Circus show is right.

First of all that half a man probably weighs 60 or 70 pounds without his legs and his black man junk . I'd throw him and his torso over the cage if I got a hold of him.