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    Part of me wants to place this bet but it falls on Rosh Hashana - what should I do?

    It's a holiday for us, Jewish people, on Sunday night, so what should I do?

    GB Packers vs TB Bucs O/U 42.0

    Bay vs Bay

    2 populars quarterbacks facing one another.

    42 seems to low but for me it seems like a mountain.

    I expect even one or two quarters of 0-0, it could even end up as 3-0 and I'm not kidding.

    Part of me want to bet $5,000 on the under but it's a holiday, judgement day, so maybe I shouldn't do that?

    What do you think?!

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    HOLD OFF IMO. that's a lot of coins. IN addition. if your conscience will bother you it is not worth the stretch. Good luck.
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    I was a Jew but converted years ago. I always gambled 365 days a year. Rosh Hashanah never stopped me.

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    Just ask yourself what would Sandy Koufax do?

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    Find a local hood rat and score some blow. Then figure it out. Or DOBNOTHING BUT BET THE OVER.

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    Go all in! Don't be scared

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    5k? Why only 5? Bet everything! Cash out your retirement!

    Bet it all!

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    place a bet now and then look at the score when the holiday is over

    go to temple and get some milf in a skirt to flash you her special holiday thong. they are begging to be looked at on the holidays. happens every christmas and easter at my church.

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    You can bet it beforehand, you just can't watch the game

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    Under looks very juicy

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Under looks very juicy

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    Place the bet on Saturday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arie1985 View Post
    It's a holiday for us, Jewish people, on Sunday night, so what should I do?

    GB Packers vs TB Bucs O/U 42.0

    Bay vs Bay

    2 populars quarterbacks facing one another.

    42 seems to low but for me it seems like a mountain.

    I expect even one or two quarters of 0-0, it could even end up as 3-0 and I'm not kidding.

    Part of me want to bet $5,000 on the under but it's a holiday, judgement day, so maybe I shouldn't do that?

    What do you think?!
    Are you aiming for mild antisemitism or the full @hehfest?

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    Off-topic but there's a delicious irony in the concept of a Judgement Day holiday.

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    L'Chaim

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    so your gonna be observant for the one day.... Do u eat bacon? milk and meat ? whats the difference, its all just a fairy tale anyways.

    just eat some apples and honey while you watch the gamre.

    Happy new year.

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    Why is the total so low?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nate rasta View Post
    Why is the total so low?
    No Davante for the Pack Godwin and Jones Banged up. Evans suspended last I heard. also solid defenses.

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    They ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore.

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    Packer ML

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    so your gonna be observant for the one day.... Do u eat bacon? milk and meat ? whats the difference, its all just a fairy tale anyways.

    just eat some apples and honey while you watch the gamre.

    Happy new year.
    Believe it or not, Judaism frowns on gambling completely also. So if you truly observe, you don't gamble at all.

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    You guys ever pray for your bets to win? Personally I think it's bad luck and I never do that. But God did say ask and you shall receive

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    “Five Reasons Why Gambling is Wrong: Because it denies the reality of God’s sovereignty (by affirming the existence of luck or chance). Because it is built on irresponsible stewardship (tempting people to throw away their money). Because it erodes a biblical work ethic (by demeaning and displacing hard work as the proper means for one’s livelihood). Because it is driven by the sin of covetousness (tempting people to give in to their greed). Because it is built on the exploitation of others (often taking advantage of poor people who think they can gain instant wealth).” John MacArthur

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    I gamble but the above quote makes some good points.

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    i place bets while in church waiting for mass to start sometimes.

    place the bet today. i don't really see the issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arie1985 View Post
    Part of me wants to place this bet but it falls on Rosh Hashana - what should I do?

    It's a holiday for us, Jews

    Bet it and then confess your sin to the Rabb Eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by easy-rider 66 View Post
    “five reasons why gambling is wrong: Because it denies the reality of god’s sovereignty (by affirming the existence of luck or chance). Because it is built on irresponsible stewardship (tempting people to throw away their money). Because it erodes a biblical work ethic (by demeaning and displacing hard work as the proper means for one’s livelihood). Because it is driven by the sin of covetousness (tempting people to give in to their greed). Because it is built on the exploitation of others (often taking advantage of poor people who think they can gain instant wealth).”
    - thawoj

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    change religions, join up with this demon and place your bet:




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    auto donk i really despise you for this YOU should be banned forever by calling our pres a pedophile if you have evidence he did then bring it to court and i will laugh so hard when your thrown out of court by the judge physically

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldBill View Post
    auto donk i really despise you for this YOU should be banned forever by calling our pres a pedophile if you have evidence he did then bring it to court and i will laugh so hard when your thrown out of court by the judge physically
    fukk you, asshole........


    truth hurts, doesn't it.......

    both the fbi and doj has verified this is ashley biden's diary, you sorry fukk:





    IT MUST REALLY SUCK TO BE a dumbass like you, stuck with the guilt of having voted for AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!

    FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT, YOU STUPID KUNT? YOU SHOULD!!!!!!

    TRUTH HURTS, DOESN'T IT, DUMBASS????


    PS, YOU STUPID FUKK, THAT DIARY IS "EVIDENCE"........ the kind of shit you dumb fukks cou0ldn't find with $40 million in muellers doomed witch hunt, fukstick........

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    biden is an incestuous pedo!!!
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    one more time, just for you, you stupid kunt old bill:



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    Are matzo balls any good?

    Never had em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Are matzo balls any good?

    Never had em.
    does this imply you've had "other balls".....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post
    Believe it or not, Judaism frowns on gambling completely also. So if you truly observe, you don't gamble at all.
    I don't know any Jews who don't gamble. They all gamble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I don't know any Jews who don't gamble. They all gamble.
    You don't know Orthodox Jews.

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