[OldBill]

19 people

This is where the light hits our bed at 8AM


omg the pics didnt post but i saw them post

ok heres link to the website

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/19-p...190514108.html

My bedroom ceiling collapsed




The seat this guy got at the theater. Why do they even have a seat there?




Seeing this after my mother insisted on doing the dishes.





Accidentally dropped my mom's bead case. Will be busy for the next 12 hours




My phone case didn't come with this pattern.....




7. The person with the chocolatiest luggage around:


Was wondering why the smell of chocolate followed me out of the airport...




Been battling a rash in my groin for a couple weeks. Today I wasn’t paying attention and applied toothpaste to my junk instead of my cream.




Took one banana off then 2 mins later this happened.




Every single avocado (minus 1) from a Costco pack I bought 2 days ago




Asked my partners Mum not to take the lid off the rice I just cooked while I quickly ran to the shops. When I got back she said the rice was “burnt” so she put hot water in it.




There's a hair sealed inside my string cheese :/




Whole bunch of pre-rolls found at the park, someone’s evening got ruined.




Had a wrench thrown into our plans on the ride home last night




Brand new robovacuum we got as a wedding gift. Don't even know where to begin.




. The person whose seat neighbor just wanted to say, the hell with their stinky-ass feet:


On my flight. Can you like not?




Having to BDSMify my old phone just to charge it.








I've completely cleaned the charging port, but there is absolutely nothing there that would make the cable fall out.
Not my bag but sucks for someone else.


19. And the person whose wife did THIS:


My wife only takes a few bites of an apple and "saves the rest for later"

[jjgold]

No I want to get laid give me some female phone numbers